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Let this be a lesson: it takes exactly 8 emo mirror pictures to turn someone gay. You passed that threshold in the last installment of the SMB.

What he really meant to say was, "This is happening semi-regularly, and I don't know what to do about it. I need the Suque's reassurance that this is normal."

Well, it isn't normal. All of ours work perfectly, every time. You are alone in this.

Also, a friend of a friend of a friend told me to stop fapping so much. Yeah, I think things got better for him after that.

It is probably related to your life ending illness.

Whiskey-dick?

You are not a man!

Once it happens the first time it will be in your head. The next time you will be worried about it happening again which will only create a self fulfilling prophecy. Of course this will be followed by permanent impotencey.

Or so I'm told.

eat a mango

If anything, I have the opposite problem. I have to imagine decapitating kittens with a metal shovel just to not get hard during my yearly physical exam.

toss her salad dook

theres nothing that gets a penis more rock and wanting box than tasting the end of a chunky intestinal track

If only ccterp was there to give you orange slices, you would have been fine.

You're screwed. Wait until she starts spreading the word that you are all hat and no cattle to all the women in the community. She'll probably say you're gay too. How could you do that to her?

Just kidding. Sometimes your just can't get into it. Anyone who does their fair share of "sport fucking" while maturing will probably eventually experience what you did at some point. You're just a man and not a machine. Now if you take something like Viagra and it doesn't get hard on cue, then you have a serious problem. But if you get another shot at this gal, tear it up for pride alone. But it's kind of like striking out in baseball. It happens.

There was one chick who was just a little awkward the first time, and I lost it. Had it and lost it, never happened before. Then it was in my head for a while. I always had to sike myself up every time because I kept thinking about it. Then I started banging different chicks and it was all good. It was like I was having a HOF career but struck out every single at bat against Justin Verlander. Or maybe more accurately Chan Ho Park.