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so my girlfriend says "you have a hickey on your neck"

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And my cover has been blown. I didn't know it was there its really small. I had drunk wild sex with my 40 year old fling last night. I should beat that chick for leaving something repulsive and embarrassing behind. She doesn't get away with that if I'm sober. Anyway it looks like my free ride is over and I got to get a job since my sugar mama is kicking me out. I was getting tired of Arlington anyway. Too many middle easterners here.
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Was it over when the Germans bombed pearl harbor? Hell no. Move in with the forty year old. This is your job, now.
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WHAT THE PISS IS ON HIS NECK___DID A VAMPIRE GET HIM--?????dad
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Was it over when the Germans bombed pearl harbor? Hell no. Move in with the forty year old. This is your job, now.

Yeah your move is clear. The 40 year old has to have a 401k or something at least

This post was edited by neal990 on 5/18/2012 at 4:53 PM
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Are you moving to Winston or is Annette moving in with you?
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"It's a bug bite."
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YOU DIDN'T NEED TO CUT ME OFF!!!
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Wait, the 40 year old isn't the sugar mama?
"It's just so hard," Greivis said. "It's my heart, my love. Maryland made me who I am."
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RHTB&G said...
Wait, the 40 year old isn't the sugar mama?

No my gf is/was 38.
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In the words of my old man, deny, deny, deny.
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3-minute rule said...
In the words of my old man, deny, deny, deny.

Really, 286. You should have used the old, "You gonna believe me or your lying eyes?"
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People still give hickeys...hickies...hickees...whatever?
classlessthug: I have too much on my plate to worry about the fact that my junk intimidates some needle D undergrad.
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Shaving accident. Tick bite. Come on, 286, I thought you could think on your feet.
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Tell her you were bitten by an irate Nats fan after trolling the ever-loving shit out of them.
"And I try to har-mo-nize with songs the lonesome sparrow sings... There are no kings inside the Gates of Eden."
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I liked how you worked a threat of domestic violence and racism against Middle Easterners into the thread, 286. Well done as always, and yeah, move in with the 40-year-old.
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Hoe is 286's rating so bad? His threads are always so good.
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I saw The Curious Case of Benjamin Button and this does not remind me of that.
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what kind of 40 year old still gives hickies
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RDurr said...
what kind of 40 year old still gives hickies

The kind who sleep with 286
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RDurr said...
what kind of 40 year old still gives hickies

xactly. You can't move in with a 40 year old vampire.
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286, is it difficult to keep track of internet lies?
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RDurr said...
what kind of 40 year old still gives hickies

The kind that is trying to get rid of your 38-year old girlfriend.
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Poopheirz said...
286, is it difficult to keep track of internet lies?

POOPERS POST MORE
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hgoodman said...
POOPERS POST MORE

Viper?
classlessthug: I have too much on my plate to worry about the fact that my junk intimidates some needle D undergrad.
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what kind of 38 year old gives a damn about hickies on her boy toy

yeah ... ftfy
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