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  • HungryHerman said...

    I call Shenanigans

    Maybe it was a plus size model?

    I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right?

    Omar Little

  • Purple Boas are model magnets.

    3minute rule

  • Sorry I'm late, but...

    WAT?

    1. tonguex4
    2. reminisce to :fap
    3. profit

    Pleased to meet you; hope you guess my name.

    Peabody22

  • will people thinking you slept with 4 Victorias Secret models lead to you sleeping with 5 or more Victorias Secret models? i seriously doubt it. take the sex.

    AlphaOmega

  • I can barely make it through that commercial where they all say "excite me"

    neal990

  • i'm more interested in the guy that can satisfy four women in one romp. i know everyone thinks they can.. but one that truly can has a gift.

    PamelaD

  • PamelaD said...

    i'm more interested in the guy that can satisfy four women in one romp. i know everyone thinks they can.. but one that truly can has a gift.

    I have two huge big toes

    theredarmy

  • you could one huge big caulk, but it doesn't mean you can make four women remember you forever with it.

    PamelaD

  • PamelaD said...

    i'm more interested in the guy that can satisfy four women in one romp. i know everyone thinks they can.. but one that truly can has a gift.

    Now that's something I'd really like to attempt, Pamela, particularly if the 4 were Victoria Secret's models. Can I use some Viagra?

    EliTerp

  • are you asking me if it's okay to use it... or are you asking to borrow some? LOL

    i think it's okay to use anything that will ensure/enhance any experience. :)

    PamelaD

  • terps99 said...

    :shrug: My very limited personal experience has been quite the opposite. The few months after the time I did date a model (albeit not a VS model) made me appear way more attractive to other women ... and one of my best friends just broke up with someone who I think is as hot as any VS model I've ever seen and watching the reaction of other girls has been somewhat humorous. Girls love guys who can pull other hot girls.

    Having said that, I am now second-guessing my original answer. Upon reflection, yeah, I'd probably take the sex.

    Nahhh, don't back down now. You were right the first time. Most of the awesomeness of you sleeping with a VS model is that people know about it. There are so many hot girls that likely everybody will bang a chick at least comparable in terms of hotness once in their life. I mean, yeah, you're passing up sex with 4 hot chicks, but if you're the only person that knows about it then the significance of them being models is pretty much gone.

    And the word getting out that you banged those girls will absolutely lead to you getting other girls. Girls are dumb. They want to be hot. If you pulled 4 VS models, you must be really important and you have good taste. So dumb girl wants to make sure she's hot, throws herself at you and you reassure her that she's hot by banging her.

    The only caveat I'd have is that, even though I don't bang the girls, I have to sincerely believe I did. Like, I don't want to have to lie about it. So I don't get to enjoy the boning, but the next morning I really think it happened. I'll definitely take that option.

    jdillon1

  • If you had to choose between sleeping with 4 Victoria's Secret models or getting Mad Cow Disease, what would it be?

    Overlord NJT

  • PamelaD said...

    i'm more interested in the guy that can satisfy four women in one romp. i know everyone thinks they can.. but one that truly can has a gift.

    i missed the part where we had to satisfy them? i assumed it was all about my satisfaction.

    no one here is ever going to get another chance to sleep with 4 women, so no one sane would take the other option.

    miniterp8982

  • When we're done with the sex will they make me 4 sandwiches and then leave?

    This post was edited by RandomTerp on 12/8/2011 at 8:24 AM

    RandomTerp

  • julester

  • PamelaD said...

    i'm more interested in the guy that can satisfy four women in one romp. i know everyone thinks they can.. but one that truly can has a gift.

    I assume there would be a lot of mutual satisfying going on, which would only increase my over-all satisfaction. With regards to the OP, you take the sex, every time - if you are any good, no way does word not eventually get out.

    OttoMaddox

  • Would I have to be single? Because as a married guy this is a no-brainer.

    Scuttle UM

  • This is a dumb hypothetical. The answer is obviously the sex. Here's a better (yet related) hypothetical:

    Assuming that they have identical personalities, etc. would you rather marry (a) a nine who has sex with you once or twice a month, or (b) a five who has sex with you at least once a day?

    MisterSmiley

  • MisterSmiley said...

    Assuming that they have identical personalities, etc. would you rather marry (a) a nine who has sex with you once or twice a month, or (b) a five who has sex with you at least once a day?

    If you marry a 5, exactly how long would you still want to keep having sex with her at least once a day? A few weeks? A few months tops? I'll take the 9.

    terps99

  • PamelaD said...

    are you asking me if it's okay to use it... or are you asking to borrow some? LOL

    i think it's okay to use anything that will ensure/enhance any experience. :)

    You kind of missed the point. First, I think most men would like to have the OPPORTUNITY to attempt this challenge, me included, particularly with 4 VS models. Second, I don't believe there is a man in the world who was designed to satisfy 4 women and even young men would need some modern medicine like Viagra to attempt such a daunting challenge. Either that, or they need to see their Doctor about the woody that won't go away.

    EliTerp

  • If any of you guys have fantasies about hanging out and talking with hot chicks, I got some news for you...

    MisterSmiley

  • Scuttle UM said...

    Would I have to be single? Because as a married guy this is a no-brainer.

    Exactly. I could bang 4 VS models with a guarantee that my wife would never find out OR, I could not get laid and lose half my stuff.

    tent84

  • tent84 said...

    Exactly. I could bang 4 VS models with a guarantee that my wife would never find out OR, I could not get laid and lose half my stuff.

    Absolutely brilliant.

    EliTerp

  • I could satisfy four women...not really that hard. All at the same time? No. But one after the other. The key is communication and knowing how to hit a womens spot quickly and efficiently. For this one needs optimal strength in his legs...I can squat over 500 lbs and i do 225 lb power cleans with ease. Along with strong core muscles a slightly curved penis I am built for pleasure.

    Mr Tiffles7673

  • terps99 said...

    If you marry a 5, exactly how long would you still want to keep having sex with her at least once a day? A few weeks? A few months tops? I'll take the 9.

    "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife."

    EliTerp