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Would you rather

  • Sleep with 4 Victoria Secret's models but no one will ever know about it or spend a night in a hotel room just chatting with 4 Victoria Secret's models and have everyone think you slept with them?

    highnmighty

  • Dumbest hypothetical ever?

    TortugaGrande ●

  • I think most people take the former, but I'll pick the latter. After a certain level of hotness, there's no real incremental joy in the actual act of having sex with a woman (i.e., sleeping with a 9.9 isn't that much hotter than sleeping with a 8.9). If I actually slept with 4 models but no one knew about it, odds that helps me get laid in the future = slim to none. If everyone thinks I slept with 4 models, that instantly makes you countless times more attractive to other women and helps you get laid a lot more in the future. (And that's not even taking into account the bump in your street cred.)

    Caveat: unless you literally mean sleep with all four together in one night, in which case you take that every single time because it's almost impossible to ever pull that off again.

    This post was edited by terps99 on 12/7/2011 at 4:42 PM

    terps99

  • terps99 said...

    IIf I actually slept with 4 models but no one knew about it, odds that helps me get laid in the future = slim to none.

    The confidence boost alone from sleeping with 4 Vicky's models would definitely improve your prospects.

    tent84

  • TortugaGrande said...

    Dumbest hypothetical ever?

    I agree. Also, I'd sleep with the four models because I WOULD KNOW and that would be good enough.

    EliTerp

  • EliTerp said...

    I agree. Also, I'd sleep with the four models because I WOULD KNOW and that would be good enough.

    This. Who the F else has to know?

    Terpes

  • this is more about instant gratification vs. long term rewards. If other women/models think you slept with the 4 models, chances are you can sleep with them also.

    highnmighty

  • If everybody "knew" I slept with 4 Victoria's Secret models, I'd suddenly find myself missing at least 50% of my stuff.

    TerpBE ●

  • If I chose the latter, do I actually have to talk to them?

    neal990 ●

  • yeah ... unless I get to take home a crapload of stuff this isn't going over well with Mrs. RT.

    RandomTerp ●

  • what if i chose #1 and just tell people i did

    -The Based Lord, F*** wit me.

    JelIytoast

  • The whole point is nobody will ever know about it. Even if you tell them, they won't believe you and you'll come across as lying on your dick. Go.

    highnmighty

  • pics or GTFO

    Not a jack ass. I am a 4 star poster on RCMB - spartanfan48413

    mschafe

  • well since i look like chris brown, i'd hit the models because i can already get models without them thinking i had sex with other models

    -The Based Lord, F*** wit me.

    JelIytoast

  • tent84 said...

    The confidence boost alone from sleeping with 4 Vicky's models would definitely improve your prospects.

    true that. Confidence is written across your forehead the same way self doubt and low self esteem is.

    summer73

  • terps99 said...

    I think most people take the former, but I'll pick the latter. After a certain level of hotness, there's no real incremental joy in the actual act of having sex with a woman (i.e., sleeping with a 9.9 isn't that much hotter than sleeping with a 8.9). If I actually slept with 4 models but no one knew about it, odds that helps me get laid in the future = slim to none. If everyone thinks I slept with 4 models, that instantly makes you countless times more attractive to other women and helps you get laid a lot more in the future. (And that's not even taking into account the bump in your street cred.)

    Caveat: unless you literally mean sleep with all four together in one night, in which case you take that every single time because it's almost impossible to ever pull that off again.

    Since you've never slept with a woman approaching Victoria's Secret model hot, you can't really say that with any certainty. Seriously, LOL at wanting to talk to the models instead of having sex with them. Do you guys call all of your friends whenever you have sex? Who cares who knows? You would and that's really all that matters. It's not like you'll become a freaking celebrity if people think you've banged these four models and pull hot ass forever...unless you're scared of girls, you take the sex.

    I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right?

    Omar Little ●

  • summer73 said...

    true that. Confidence is written across your forehead the same way self doubt and low self esteem is.

    wtf are you talking about

    -The Based Lord, F*** wit me.

    JelIytoast

  • JelIytoast said...

    wtf are you talking about

    He's saying girls can easily sense if a guy has confidence in himself or a lack thereof.

    I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right?

    Omar Little ●

  • no, that's just what you tell yourself so you put in no effort and continue having no confidence. if you look like you have no confidence but really do, then what?

    This post was edited by JelIytoast on 12/7/2011 at 5:41 PM

    -The Based Lord, F*** wit me.

    JelIytoast

  • Omar Little said...

    It's not like you'll become a freaking celebrity if people think you've banged these four models and pull hot ass forever...unless you're scared of girls, you take the sex.

    :shrug: My very limited personal experience has been quite the opposite. The few months after the time I did date a model (albeit not a VS model) made me appear way more attractive to other women ... and one of my best friends just broke up with someone who I think is as hot as any VS model I've ever seen and watching the reaction of other girls has been somewhat humorous. Girls love guys who can pull other hot girls.

    Having said that, I am now second-guessing my original answer. Upon reflection, yeah, I'd probably take the sex.

    terps99

  • I can't imagine having to talk to them for an entire night, but that's primarily because I didn't have an elementary school curriculum that includes music and the arts, and that retarded my imagination in general.

    This post was edited by multiple awards on 12/7/2011 at 5:55 PM

    multiple awards

  • I read the thread title as, "Are you over or under 15 years old."

    TheGreenBastard ●

  • Would you rather sleep with 4 Victoria's Secret models and have everyone know about it AND believe you...

    ...or have Randy Edsall be fired?

    "And I try to har-mo-nize with songs the lonesome sparrow sings... There are no kings inside the Gates of Eden."

    dixonownsyou

  • terps99 said...

    :shrug: My very limited personal experience has been quite the opposite. The few months after the time I did date a model

    I call Shenanigans

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    HungryHerman

  • LOL. +1.

    Btw, in case anyone is interested, that whole saga wasnt contrived at all. 1) Prawnwin did randomly track me down and start posting here after she saw me post in class; 2) I never dated her or responded to any advances in any way; and 3) that mrprawnwin poster really was the guy who started dating her and eventually married her.

    This post was edited by terps99 on 12/7/2011 at 6:31 PM

    terps99

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