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Would you marry this woman?

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WWMLD?
(What would Mike Leach Do)
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12 months ago

EliTerp said...
She hasn't been written into the Series script, Toogs, so he won't be marrying her evidently. If you haven't read the books or plan to, it's irrelevant. fwiw.

and it continues
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12 months ago

I knew Mags Bennett made a lot of money off of selling all that land to the coal mines but $30 billion? Damn.
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12 months ago

3-minute rule said...
Close your eyes and she's Rosie Jones.

What if she wants to be on top?
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letsgoterps said...
What if she wants to be on top?

Your snapped spine and other crushed body parts get rebuilt using bionic implants. Better than you were before. Better. Stronger. Faster. You become the 30 Billion Dollar Man.
Logically then, you get any woman you want whenever you want, and spend the rest of your days fighting easily vanquished criminals in slow motion in the hills of southern California.
I'd do it.
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12 months ago

Underrated aspect of it is she could probably get you Australian citizenship. It's a bitch to get otherwise. That means you are in on the ground floor of Bartertown when society collapses.
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12 months ago

Sure, I'd marry her and then she'd have an "accident" on our scuba diving excursion. That shit happens.
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MisterSmiley said...
Sure, I'd marry her and then she'd have an "accident" on our scuba diving excursion. That shit happens.

All the time.

Play
Sharks eating whale

Large Tiger sharks eating a dead whale near Agincourt Reef located about 30km from Port Douglas in Queensland, Australia. There were about 100 people including myself swimming about 500 meters away from this event throughout the day unaware of what was taking place nearby.
http://www.youtube.com/v/jDRmy0--Rxw
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12 months ago

It's Mama Tortelli.
Im ready for aa 5th of vodica to end my feels.
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Do they still sell four loko in austrailia? If so, buy the manufacturer and set up an iv drip.
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12 months ago

we need someone here to step up and take one for the team -- just think Edsall buyout. Heck, we'll name the indoor practice facility after you
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goterpss said...
we need someone here to step up and take one for the team -- just think Edsall buyout. Heck, we'll name the indoor practice facility after you

You are still single aren't you goterpss? Do the right thing here.
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12 months ago

Hell, I would take one for the team.
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b4lt1m0reterp said...
Hell, I would take one for the team.

OMG, all of my illusions have been shattered. b4lt is gay.
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This thread has just about run its course. Its now time to make this thread about propsed ideas for dixons castle for the Harrison twins.
"I suffered through the Boller years and nearly a decade of offensive futility." -Bmorechil
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EliTerp said...
OMG, all of my illusions have been shattered. b4lt is gay.

Everyone has a price. For some of us it really isn't even all that high.
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MisterSmiley said...
Everyone has a price. For some of us it really isn't even all that high.

Now that's a thread worth starting.
One that I'm sure has already been started before.
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b4lt1m0reterp said...
Now that's a thread worth starting.
One that I'm sure has already been started before.

I think we had one about that a while back, but it's probably a topic that is worth revisting.
1) How much would it take for you to have sex with someone of your own gender?
2) How much would it take for you to be married to Annette for the rest of your life (no cheating)?
3) How much extra would you need to get her name totto'd on your arm/hand?

This post was edited by MisterSmiley on 5/24/2012 at 1:32 PM
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SATerp said...
Go to a hypnotist or something --> profit.

Yes, but......
(or should I say, "yes, BUTT!")

This post was edited by terpinsc on 5/25/2012 at 4:30 PM
"Academics is important, because without them....you aren't allowed to play!"
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MisterSmiley said...
I think we had one about that a while back, but it's probably a topic that is worth revisting.
1) How much would it take for you to have sex with someone of your own gender?

I'm not falling for that one again. I'm not paying a penny over $50.
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12 months ago

Of course. Just roll her in flour and aim for one of the wet-spots and you're good to go.
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12 months ago

EliTerp said...
Do the right thing here.

Really, what's it gonna take to get you into this marriage?
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