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ANDREI said...
No white girl is going to marry you because you look like Mark Jackson with an Adam Morrison mustache, let me get a "beef hard" gay taco ordering/eating ass wierdo, he dark as fuck and wear grey contacts n thats y you look like a gay ass robot, only virgin with aids, he run into the lunchroom at work everyday like the ultimate warrior, wakes up everyday talking about fuck subway quiznos gives me more meat you homosexual canivore, unlimited rollover minutes cause no one calls u, he plays football in open toe cleats and spaghetti strap shoulder pads, slap teammates on the ass when they brick layups, he scared to call people cause he sound like John Madden on the phone, the only meals he cook is a turducken, his main purpose in life is to detect slient farts
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Mr. Tiffles said...
I am going to marry a white woman, this is inevitable. People have been telling me this since I was old enough to have a boner. That being said, if you have a daughter or had a daughter would I be an acceptable negro for your daughter to marry. If not please explain why and what I can do to make my self more palatable for my future white in-laws.
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A few rules of thumb:
Note what the old man drinks and bring some when you get invited to the white in-laws. Don't get drunk and act like an ass, but have one or two. If he doesn't drink, you're eff'd.
You're already a terp fan, so that's a good starting point. If we're talking terps and you regurgitate what you read in the paper that day, you're eff'd.
Don't act all ghetto in my house. It makes us uncomfortable. Don't make my daughter act all-ghetto. Then I'll make you uncomfortable.
Follow these simple rules and keep my baby girl happy and we should be ok.
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