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18 months ago

I am going to marry a white woman, this is inevitable. People have been telling me this since I was old enough to have a boner. That being said, if you have a daughter or had a daughter would I be an acceptable negro for your daughter to marry. If not please explain why and what I can do to make my self more palatable for my future white in-laws.
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18 months ago

If I have a daughter, and she marries a black guy I will kill myself shortly after killing them both
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18 months ago

Havent you said that you want to live in Nigeria at some point? That would be a big drawback for me if you were dating my daughter/sister.
Other than that you seem like you have a good head on your shoulders and are making a good life for yourself.
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18 months ago

TortugaGrande said...
and the answer is no. Not because you are black, but because you are an enormous, annoying dbag,

Haha seriously. Tiffles seems like an OK guy but having to constantly telling random Internet friends how cool you are and how much swag you have probably means you're not and you don't. NYCTerp, you should probably just get it over now for being painfully unfunny.
I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right?
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Omar Little said...
Haha seriously. Tiffles seems like an OK guy but having to constantly telling random Internet friends how cool you are and how much swag you have probably means you're not and you don't. NYCTerp, you should probably just get it over now for being painfully unfunny.

Do you follow me on twitter...yeah dont take anything I say on there seriously.

This post was edited by Mr Tiffles7673 on 11/16/2011 at 9:59 AM
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18 months ago

Mr. Tiffles said...
Do you follow me on twitter...yeah dont take anything I say on there seriously?

I don't have twitter and wouldn't know who to follow anyhow. Why? Have you been dropping more gems over there?
I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right?
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Omar Little said...
Haha seriously. Tiffles seems like an OK guy but having to constantly telling random Internet friends how cool you are and how much swag you have probably means you're not and you don't. NYCTerp, you should probably just get it over now for being painfully unfunny.

I was not attempting to be funny
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18 months ago

if my daughter were full white, only lightskins would be acceptable.
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NYCTerp05 said...
I was not attempting to be funny

#angrywhiteguyupsetathislotinlife.
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TortugaGrande said...
and the answer is no. Not because you are black, but because you are an enormous, annoying dbag,

Is the enormous part referring to his physical size? Or how much douchiness he possesses?
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2Sticks said...
if my daughter were full white, only lightskins would be acceptable.

I'd prefer neither but this is the lesser of two evils.
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18 months ago

Mr. Tiffles said...
#angrywhiteguyupsetathislotinlife.

#angryblackguywhocantsticktohisownkind
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NYCTerp05 said...
#angryblackguywhocantsticktohisownkind

Im far from angry, Id probably bang your sister if given the chance.
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18 months ago

"I am going to marry a white woman, this is inevitable"
why, is it that you hate black women?
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nihterp said...
"I am going to marry a white woman, this is inevitable"
why, is it that you hate black women?

He probably talked to one once. That's all it takes.
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18 months ago

Dont worry, even if you marry a white girl, it's probable you wont survive Thanksgiving...

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18 months ago

Mr. Tiffles said...
I am going to marry...

Are you a betting man?
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18 months ago

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18 months ago

Mr. Tiffles said...
Im far from angry, Id probably bang your sister if given the chance.

I can't write on this board what I would do to you if I had a sister and you banged her
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18 months ago

I would put you in the "acceptable negro" category.
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18 months ago

Quit embarrassing my continent.
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18 months ago

No white girl is going to marry you because you look like Mark Jackson with an Adam Morrison mustache, let me get a "beef hard" gay taco ordering/eating ass wierdo, he dark as fuck and wear grey contacts n thats y you look like a gay ass robot, only virgin with aids, he run into the lunchroom at work everyday like the ultimate warrior, wakes up everyday talking about fuck subway quiznos gives me more meat you homosexual canivore, unlimited rollover minutes cause no one calls u, he plays football in open toe cleats and spaghetti strap shoulder pads, slap teammates on the ass when they brick layups, he scared to call people cause he sound like John Madden on the phone, the only meals he cook is a turducken, his main purpose in life is to detect slient farts
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ANDREI said...
No white girl is going to marry you because you look like Mark Jackson with an Adam Morrison mustache, let me get a "beef hard" gay taco ordering/eating ass wierdo, he dark as fuck and wear grey contacts n thats y you look like a gay ass robot, only virgin with aids, he run into the lunchroom at work everyday like the ultimate warrior, wakes up everyday talking about fuck subway quiznos gives me more meat you homosexual canivore, unlimited rollover minutes cause no one calls u, he plays football in open toe cleats and spaghetti strap shoulder pads, slap teammates on the ass when they brick layups, he scared to call people cause he sound like John Madden on the phone, the only meals he cook is a turducken, his main purpose in life is to detect slient farts
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