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Uncockblocking

  • Is it possible to reject a cockblock? I am pretty sure I have been blacklisted by this chick simply for being friends with her, and I would like to know what moves I can make.

    So i got this chick friend who had a birthday get together downtown in Fells Point. Shes tried to throw the pussy at me on more than one occasion, but I just can't do it. It would hurt my self respect or something, as her face is just not up to par. Anyway, I'm at the bar and its me and a few chicks(my boy bailed on me last minute) . Long story short, the one shorty I've been hanging with leaves, and its just me birthday face and her smoking hot friend. Basically we all go out to dinner and TFM gets the distinct impression that hot friend is trying to get it. So I only see this shorty once a year for the birthday, and last year I got the digits. So obviously I cant make my move infront of face, on her birthday none-the-less, so I wait till we all leave, and eventually I reach out to hotgirl. I'm like, "Whats good? why dont you come visit me sometime". Then she hits me with the whole, "your my friends friend, I wouldnt feel comfortable without her there" thing. I played it cool and told her I was just trying to chill, but obviously I cant smash with face around. I don't want to give up quite yet because this girl is ridiculously attractive and so far from what I can tell, she acts right too. So I ask myself, "WWSD"?

    This post was edited by TerrapinFanMan on 7/16/2012 at 4:07 PM

    Watch how much evil we call the crime picks up...There is nothing else to do Sal!- Ray Lewis

    TerrapinFanMan

  • TerrapinFanMan said...

    Is it possible to reject a cockblock? I am pretty sure I have been blacklisted by this chick simply for being friends with her, and I would like to know what moves I can make.

    So i got this chick friend who had a birthday get together downtown in Fells Point. Shes tried to throw the pussy at me on more than one occasion, but I just can't do it. It would hurt my self respect or something, as her face is just not up to par. Anyway, I'm at the bar and its me and a few chicks(my boy bailed on me last minute) . Long story short, the one shorty I've been hanging with leaves, and its just me birthday face and her smoking hot friend. Basically we all go out to dinner and TFM gets the distinct impression that hot friend is trying to get it. So I only see this shorty once a year for the birthday, and last year I got the digits. So I hit her up and im like, "Whats good? why dont you come visit me sometime". Then she hits me with the whole, "your my friends friend, I wouldnt feel comfortable without her there" thing. I played it cool and told her I was just trying to chill, but obviously I cant smash with face around. I don't want to give up quite yet because this girl is ridiculously attractive and so far from what I can tell, she acts right too. So I ask myself, "WWSD"?

    The suque would add some punctuation and go back to playing video games.

    TortugaGrande

  • MisterSmiley

  • Tell Face you'll smash if she gets Hot Friend involved in a threesome.

    If it doesn't work, what have you lost?

    HEY you suck

  • TortugaGrande said...

    The suque would add some punctuation and go back to playing video games.

    I can't play video games right now, I got some stuff going on in the basement where the setup is. Im trying to get some ass instead, you gonna help me out, or just be a clown?

    Watch how much evil we call the crime picks up...There is nothing else to do Sal!- Ray Lewis

    TerrapinFanMan

  • TerrapinFanMan said...

    I can't play video games right now, I got some stuff going on in the basement where the setup is. Im trying to get some ass instead, you gonna help me out, or just be a clown?

    I was making fun of the suque, not you. good luck

    TortugaGrande

  • MisterSmiley said...

    Well played. Unfortunately, I do not speak jive so that giant block of text hurt my brain.

    irishbmad

  • Is this a parody of Tiffles getting down?

    SATerp

  • Please tell me her name is actually face.

    multiple awards

  • Yea I just told Face im trying to see whats up with her friend, she took it surprisingly well. Im still not sure whether i should push the envelope or just be on chills until I see her again.

    Watch how much evil we call the crime picks up...There is nothing else to do Sal!- Ray Lewis

    TerrapinFanMan

  • You already whiffed on your first swing. Why didn't you just tell hottie when you were face to face with her that she needs to tell birthday girl that you are never going to be more than friends with birthday girl, and that if birthday girl is really hotties friend and YOUR friend, you'd be happy for her to bring the hottie over to your place the first time? Tell her you'll even thank her, birthday face that is, for being such a really, really, really good friend to you. You have to learn to think on your feet, son.

    EliTerp

  • Thank you Eli. Your right. But that kind of thinking isn't in me innately. I think it comes with time and veteranship. I wont whiff again pops I promise. The idea of bringing them back to my house was definitely a reality, but it wouldve been a bit difficulat and inconvenient as it was pressing 5am and they had stuff to do in the morning and so did I. Next time though, now that ive established that Im trying to smash, im going to be a bit more forward. So its in your opinion that I DO have a shot though, I can break down this friendship barrier?

    Watch how much evil we call the crime picks up...There is nothing else to do Sal!- Ray Lewis

    TerrapinFanMan

  • Sometimes you just have to slow down and refine the game, my brother. In my opinion, you still have a play or two left in this game. If birthday girl is going to be a friend, you show her that a friend needs to hook a friend up and get her to realize that you value her as a friend first and foremost and you really are interested in being her friend and getting a shot with her friend.

    So instead of thinking about this like breaking down their friendship, you want her to help you remove the barrier. Think about it, and in the end, the goal is to get birthday girl to step aside, isn't it? Get her to aid and abet your play. That's what I would try first anyway.

    EliTerp

  • Yeah, but that seems like wishful thinking, and most likely not what birthday girl wants. Birthday girl wants his cock- maybe more than Friend wants cock.

    SodaTerpinski

  • TerrapinFanMan said...

    "Whats good?"

    I understood this part. And the answer is bacon.

    classlessthug: I have too much on my plate to worry about the fact that my junk intimidates some needle D undergrad.

    eamhokie94 ●

  • I just realized that I haven't read a good, long, Eli laugh in awhile. It always makes me smile.

    This post was edited by gurgle on 7/17/2012 at 9:43 AM

    gurgle

  • SodaTerpinski said...

    Yeah, but that seems like wishful thinking, and most likely not what birthday girl wants. Birthday girl wants his cock- maybe more than Friend wants cock.

    Not sure friend wants his cock. Sometimes that "friends with my friends" shit is a polite way of saying "nfw dude".

    parlay

  • parlay said...

    Not sure friend wants his cock. Sometimes that "friends with my friends" shit is a polite way of saying "nfw dude".

    It could also be hot girl knowing (probably well in advance) that her friend likes the dude, and not wanting to be "a bad friend" by hooking up with the dude herself. Usually that resolves itself with regular girl eventually giving hot friend the go-ahead.

    gocaps1 ●

  • parlay said...

    Not sure friend wants his cock. Sometimes that "friends with my friends" shit is a polite way of saying "nfw dude".

    If he smashes the hot friend, then it's a guarantee* that he's going to smash Face. Divide and conquer, my friend.

    *if he does it right. One thing that's universal about women is that they talk. Let the word of mouth work wonders for you.

    Detroit Hustles Harder

    detroitterp1184

  • Detroitterp you speak the truth. I was wondering if my first misstep was not smashing Face in the first place. But hindsight is 20/20 and for all I know, that couldve been the automatic death knell. I know if one of my boys smashed some chick, I would probably pass her up on GP.

    I think Eli is on to something here though. I should get her to be a good friend. Instead of cockblocking me, I should recruit her as a FB and get her to block for me and lead me to the endzone. I wonder where you got that idea.

    I am pretty sure hotgirl wants it though. Im usually terrible at telling when a chicks into me, but the laughing at my terrible jokes, and touching is usually a dead giveaway.

    I am going to employ Eli's strategy and see how things work out.

    Watch how much evil we call the crime picks up...There is nothing else to do Sal!- Ray Lewis

    TerrapinFanMan

  • I was in a similar situation. I have a friend who has no standards when it comes to women. I arranged a double date with him and my face and hottie (When I described my version of face to my friends, I called her frying-pan because it looked like she got hit by one- she had a very flat face). I unleashed my friend on frying-pan and concentrated on hottie. Hottie was a little concerned about frying-pan's feelings during the night but I told her: they seem to be having a good time so why don't we. My friend and frying-pan ended up dating for a couple of months (I stopped calling her frying-pan when they started dating but resumed it after they broke-up). You need to get yourself a friend with no standards.

    Crimterp

  • detroitterp1184 said...

    If he smashes the hot friend, then it's a guarantee* that he's going to smash Face. Divide and conquer, my friend.

    *if he does it right. One thing that's universal about women is that they talk. Let the word of mouth work wonders for you.

    If Face has been lusting after him and wants attachment-free smashing, then I agree - a display of prowess with Face will increase his chances dramatically with hot friend.

    But If Face has been crushing on him for a while (AKA with actual "like" feelings), I disagree. In fact, smashing Face in that circumstance is pretty much a death knell for his chances with hot friend.

    gocaps1 ●

  • my sentiments exactly. Face has been on dear old TFM since middle school, I don't know if that means, "feelings" or psychopathy, but I aint touching it.

    Watch how much evil we call the crime picks up...There is nothing else to do Sal!- Ray Lewis

    TerrapinFanMan

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