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The Justerp Chronicles: The Return of the Vampire

  • Dude, I don't even have to read that whole post to know what the fix is, life. Get out of school, and your sheltered environment, and you will figure it out, we all do. I was a cocky, selfish, unfeeling dick when I graduated college, and life has this funny way of re adjusting things. When you enter the post college world, your a turd trying to float to the top. Good luck.....

    3minute rule

  • historicus said...

    If you like Cinnamon Burnetts, step your class up and just get Fireball Whisky, it tastes just like Big Red gum.

    Drink it straight, you won't need a mix/chase.

    This. i'm hooked on that stuff. Gonna have to give cinnamon burnetts a try too

    terps32

  • historicus said...

    If you like Cinnamon Burnetts, step your class up and just get Fireball Whisky, it tastes just like Big Red gum.

    Drink it straight, you won't need a mix/chase.

    Goldschlager is my personal favorite. It also tastes just like Big Red gum

    TerpMed ●

  • TerpMed said...

    Goldschlager is my personal favorite. It also tastes just like Big Red gum

    They are all good. Cinnamon Burnett's tastes just like Big Red as well. And at 13 bucks a handle, the price is almost unbeatable.

    Justerp ●

  • I enjoyed the story. It wasn't really funny or entertaining but it is better than 90% of the threads on the first page, so props. Also, you or your bro need to hook me up with that chick you went to the Ravens game with.

    http://www.ghitp.wordpress.com/

    JManslow ●

  • JManslow said...

    I enjoyed the story. It wasn't really funny or entertaining but it is better than 90% of the threads on the first page, so props. Also, you or your bro need to hook me up with that chick you went to the Ravens game with.

    You'd have to run that one by him. Somehow I think he'd say no.

    Justerp ●

  • the best part about this story is that you don't realize that you and the Vampire are dating.

    terpinnyc ●

  • RedandWhite said...

    Ok I can't vouch for that. But the playing in the tourny in the same boxers I can

    wait wat

    So I respond "Tell you what, I'll read Dreams of My Father if you read MEIN KAMPF"

    MadMax901 ●

  • b1210k said...

    These are the kind of stories that can potentially turn into great threads. It still beats the hell out of most threads we have.

    I agree with this - really no reason to go all mythbusters over every crucial detail. Even if some of the stuff is made up, who cares? Worst case scenario it spawns a bunch of "when I was in college" related stories. Which is always a good time and a great way to kill 30 minutes at work

    If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?

    chrs0049

  • So does this mean you should switch usernames with your brother?

    TerpBE

  • TerpBE said...

    So does this mean you should switch usernames with your brother?

    Wat

    Justerp ●

  • Justerp said...

    Wat

    Red and White dummy

    Baldwin ●

  • RedandWhite said...

    And my game isn't week.

    Your spelling is though.

    "It's just so hard," Greivis said. "It's my heart, my love. Maryland made me who I am."

    RaiseHigh ●

  • JManslow said...

    I enjoyed the story. It wasn't really funny or entertaining but it is better than 90% of the threads on the first page, so props. Also, you or your bro need to hook me up with that chick you went to the Ravens game with.

    come to cecil county we'll go to Deer Park in Newark, DE. 90% chance she will be there.

    Pic Sigs are for losers.

    jgdomino ●

  • jgdomino said...

    come to cecil county we'll go to Deer Park in Newark, DE. 90% chance she will be there.

    Knowing her, shes more likely to be at the hookah bar across the street

    Justerp ●

  • How do you play basketball in boxers? Every time I've done anything athletic in boxers, my junk flops around so much it makes it hard to concentrate on anything else.

    Major Major

  • Major Major said...

    How do you play basketball in boxers? Every time I've done anything athletic in boxers, my junk flops around so much it makes it hard to concentrate on anything else.

    They were those long briefs/tight boxers combination

    Justerp ●

  • frode said...

    I can assure you that if I recounted to my friends that I said the actual words "So...do you want to snuggle?" to a girl, they'd beat me within an inch of my life.

    Not if it works as a prelude to more.

    One of my buddies tells the story about his buddy in college that invented the "nap date". He would invite the girl over to take a nap in the middle of the afternoon. Somehow this worked, because who doesn't like naps?

    HoopheadVII ●

  • HoopheadVII said...

    Not if it works as a prelude to more.

    One of my buddies tells the story about his buddy in college that invented the "nap date". He would invite the girl over to take a nap in the middle of the afternoon. Somehow this worked, because who doesn't like naps?

    LOL, I've pulled that one off. It seems so innocent and cute. You'll both be in your PJs, you'll talk, and then BAM. And you still get a nap in.

    http://www.ghitp.wordpress.com/

    JManslow ●

  • chrs0049 said...

    I agree with this - really no reason to go all mythbusters over every crucial detail. Even if some of the stuff is made up, who cares? Worst case scenario it spawns a bunch of "when I was in college" related stories. Which is always a good time and a great way to kill 30 minutes at work

    I agree, my bad. I don't want to discourage this type of posting.

    UMClassof90 ●

  • JManslow said...

    LOL, I've pulled that one off. It seems so innocent and cute. You'll both be in your PJs, you'll talk, and then BAM. And you still get a nap in.

    I've used an evolved form of this called the "patented pass-out". It is good to pull out when there are ratio issues (girl to guy) or you feel like you're under 50% to close.

    UMClassof90 ●

  • HoopheadVII said...

    Not if it works as a prelude to more.

    One of my buddies tells the story about his buddy in college that invented the "nap date". He would invite the girl over to take a nap in the middle of the afternoon. Somehow this worked, because who doesn't like naps?

    I've done it, it works. If the girl likes you at all she'll agree to it, and from that point, you're in bed, cuddling, and both parties know there's something there, it's an insanely easy close.

    A.B.E.

    historicus

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