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The Bachelor

  • Coltsfan1832 said...

    I'll break it down. I do have to make a disclaimer that these numbers are not official and are made up by me using my best estimates.

    Being a fan of statistics, I always appreciate their use in analyzing everyday life.

    However, I think he is following a crazy bitch sex is great mentality here. Once she stops being that in bed (now that she's won), the relationship is doomed.

    MoCoTerp

  • MoCoTerp said...

    Being a fan of statistics, I always appreciate their use in analyzing everyday life.

    However, I think he is following a crazy bitch sex is great mentality here. Once she stops being that in bed (now that she's won), the relationship is doomed.

    That makes sense statistically too. If you know the relationship will fail also with Lindzi, it's just a matter of when, why not go after the better looking and by far better sex? Get the amazing sex, then go back on the market quickly while he still has fame and get so many hot girls literally begging to suck him off.

    Coltsfan1832644

  • what do you call the annoying voice they put on, isnt call like voice fry or something

    online4love.com

    maryowen7002

  • maryowen7002 said...

    what do you call the annoying voice they put on, isnt call like voice fry or something

    Congratulations on being the only poster who has made me say "WTF did they just say?" about every single post they've ever made.

    TerpBE

  • So yesterday Kacie B tweeted something along the lines of wishing she had CMT to watch Sweet Home Alabama (redneck version of The Bachelor)

    I jokingly replied that my buddy (who has a gf) was a finalist for the show but turned it down after he saw her

    She replied to me and him saying something like wow, flattered

    Now.... he has a follower request from her. Grade-A crazy chick... but now it is time to continue this trolling effort and take it to the next level!

    terpsnskins

  • He literally tweeted that he was playing his law professor in tennis. Within minutes, she tweeted him good luck. I think she thinks they're dating now.

    terpsnskins

  • terpsnskins said...

    He literally tweeted that he was playing his law professor in tennis. Within minutes, she tweeted him good luck. I think she thinks they're dating now.

    He has to meet her family. This is important because he needs to confirm the craziness of them and her. I wish I had an opportunity to date one of the contestants like Blakeley or Courtney. I would pounce on it.

    Coltsfan1832644

  • Awesome, he needs to tweet vague, passive aggressive things that she'll construe as being about her. She'd definitely eat that up.

    neal990 ●

  • We are working on a slow play game plan that will progress to DMs which will progress to texts to sexts to meeting.

    terpsnskins

  • If someone can get Kacie B to post here, it would be a Top 1 board moment. I wonder if gmaniac would come out of hiding to try to meet her.

    indyumd

  • indyumd said...

    If someone can get Kacie B to post here, it would be a Top 1 board moment. I wonder if gmaniac would come out of hiding to try to meet her.

    She probably already read this board and this thread after google searching her name and clicking on one of the 5 results that popped up. If she is any good at stalking which she probably is considering she is a stage 5 psycho, she tracked that posters twitter account to this message board.

    Coltsfan1832644

  • Coltsfan1832 said...

    She probably already read this board and this thread after google searching her name and clicking on one of the 5 results that popped up. If she is any good at stalking which she probably is considering she is a stage 5 psycho, she tracked that posters twitter account to this message board.

    Yeah but she's a woman so she's already 99% less competent at internet stalking than any of us. Also, if she is on our level, she's probably flicking her bean to a thread on a random message board revolving around her.

    http://www.ghitp.wordpress.com/

    JManslow ●

  • He replied sayin he won and it was prob cuz he had luck on his side thanks to her.

    She replied

    congrats! I do what I can ;) #happymonday

    WINK FACE ... She's emotionally committed now

    terpsnskins

  • terpsnskins said...

    He replied sayin he won and it was prob cuz he had luck on his side thanks to her.

    She replied

    congrats! I do what I can ;) #happymonday

    WINK FACE ... She's emotionally committed now

    So what kind of melt down would you expect from her when she finds out she didn't get a winner? Does he have a limo for her to cry in? I don't think you want that bitch crying at your place heartbroken.

    Coltsfan1832644

  • what if she's completely embarrassed by ben thinking she's a prude, and in a way to show the world she isn't... she lets the next guy do all kinds of freaky shit to her in bed. your friend could be that guy.

    miniterp8982

  • the Bachelor finally sued for the systemic discrimination against minorities. Applaud these brave men for fighting thru the discrimination blacks face from Hollywood. I wish I knew about this before and joined the lawsuit.

    Bachelor and Bachelorette Sued for Alleged Racial Discrimination

    The reality shows are sued in federal court for alleged racial discrimination

    www.people.com

    Coltsfan1832644

  • There is pretty blatant racism. But I think you could say that about most reality shows. So why do they have to mess with my show first?

    neal990 ●

  • neal990 said...

    There is pretty blatant racism. But I think you could say that about most reality shows. So why do they have to mess with my show first?

    Based on my basic math skills, the odds of 23 contestants not being black is 4.06%(1 in 24) which is right on the cusp of being statistically significant AKA proof that the show is racist. The chances of there being 0 minorities is 1 in 1911. That is definite proof of systemic bias against minorities. The Real World can get it right, so can The Bachelor.

    Coltsfan1832644

  • No, the free market has given it good ratings - they shouldn't have to adapt it to appear politically correct. It's entertainment. I have no problem with "Black ENTERTAINMENT Television" existing and mostly featuring black news/music/hosts.

    Havax

  • Look at the next Bachelorette- Emily Maynard. Born and raised in West Virginia, married into a Nascar family in North Carolina. There's no chance a black guy would get past the cocktail party with her, so why even bother putting one through that

    neal990 ●

  • neal990 said...

    Look at the next Bachelorette- Emily Maynard. Born and raised in West Virginia, married into a Nascar family in North Carolina. There's no chance a black guy would get past the cocktail party with her, so why even bother putting one through that

    You would be surprised. I heard Charlotte (and by extension NC) is ground zero for interracial relationships. I bet interracial relations are at a higher rate in the south than the North. The problem is that she secretly desires black guys but none of the girls wants people to think they are a slut on national TV.

    If a black guy wants to win, he has to try the Courtney route. Get naked in a pool with the bachelorette as soon as possible to show off his assets. Then let the fantasy suite do the work for him. No girl will resist if he dicks her down good. I don't care how racist the woman is, if the guy fucks her good in comparison to the small penis white guys (assuming they are average sized), she has no chance but pick him.

    Coltsfan1832644

  • Coltsfan1832 said...

    You would be surprised. I heard Charlotte (and by extension NC) is ground zero for interracial relationships.

    Beltway Plaza Mall in the 80's was ground zero for interracial relationships (black male, white female). Every time we would pass an interracial couple my black friend would jokingly say, "How does that make you feeeeeeel, Crimterp?"

    Crimterp

  • Coltfcker missing the point as usual. I've never seen one post by Havax before that I remember (your name sounds like a mood-stabilizer FYI), but he's insightful and right on the mark.

    Having said that....I would love to see a season with a black Bachelor. If they get a mix of white womens and fine sistas both vying for the dude.........LOOK OUT. Someone gonna get stabbed.

    Terpetrator ●

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