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Suque Olympics Smokin’ Aces- Results

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10 months ago

I go to Florida for a few days, and Bahrain doesn't even submit any photos...?
I would have at least sent in a few dong pic I mean beach shots.
"And I try to har-mo-nize with songs the lonesome sparrow sings... There are no kings inside the Gates of Eden."
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10 months ago

According to the judges:
Judge 1: bit hotter than SLT
Judge 2: SLT hotter than bit
Judge 3: bit hotter than SLT
Judge 4: tie
Judge 5: SLT hotter than bit
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10 months ago

Judge 5 is a pedophile.
"Judge 5- I would have liked to have seen the kid. Probably would have gotten you extra points. "
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Judge 5 likes kids and dogs, two crucial elements of any looks contest.
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10 months ago

7erps said...
"Sweet!LaserTag! 5 days ago
Ok JMU is in.
Can we slap a mustache on RTQ?"
Considering you know what I look like, this would have been an ideal time as Captain to recommend I participate.

then JMU no-showed and yall didn't want my mustache photo. QT says it would have at least amused 2 judges.
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dixonownsyou said...
I go to Florida for a few days, and Bahrain doesn't even submit any photos...?
I would have at least sent in a few dong pic I mean beach shots.

You with a soy bomb-esque picture plus me with some lightning bolt sideburns = gold
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10 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

I was a last minute submission because somebody needed to do it. Parlay wanted me to get into my dress uniform, I probably should've listened to the old guy.
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10 months ago

JManslow said...
My smile doesn't look natural if it is forced. I went with the tommy toughass look and that was my downfall.

Me too.
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RHTB&G said...
Right, but the poster said they must have saw something in them that others didn't, and the Judge said "You kind of look like oral" and gave them a really good score.

You smiled and didn't have a beard (it was like a sea of bearded men competition), I threw that Oral comment in to shake things up. This is too easy.
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7erps said...
"Sweet!LaserTag! 5 days ago
Ok JMU is in.
Can we slap a mustache on RTQ?"
Considering you know what I look like, this would have been an ideal time as Captain to recommend I participate.

And then JMU no showed and instead of snapping a photo real quick you went in to work and claimed some BS about not being able to do it.
Instead I get a text at 11:45 on my way in to work coming off an 8 day bender in Las Vegas telling me we need another photo or we get DQ'd. Not saying I'm hot or anything but I at least would have been able to do better than the "homeless" look I had going.
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10 months ago

A little annoyed how some judges threw in extra points for having a kid/dog/looks like a nice guy. Overall, good job though judges.
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10 months ago

HMPAOF was 1993 Jordan against the Suns vs. the field.
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And then we had to put the fucking hound in a beauty contest with 20 min notice.
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WMTerp12 said...
A little annoyed how some judges threw in extra points for having a kid/dog/looks like a nice guy. Overall, good job though judges.

Except for judge4 who rated me twice as low as the next judge.
Damn you 286.
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10 months ago

I actually think you should have been a good bit higher #nohomo

This post was edited by WMTerp12 on 7/10/2012 at 10:01 AM
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EaglesLegendz said...
Except for judge4 who rated me twice as low as the next judge.
Damn you 286.

Don't worry judge 5 hated me.
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Who was the 13 year old? I swore it was Hot Sauce until I saw that it wasn't his team.
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I think I did okay for 1:30am after a long plane flight.
THE RATIONALIZATION BEGINS

I showed Judge 2 your facebook after she was done ranking everyone and she said "Was he TRYING to look bad? He's really cute!"
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Sweet!LaserTag! said...
And then JMU no showed and instead of snapping a photo real quick you went in to work and claimed some BS about not being able to do it.
Instead I get a text at 11:45 on my way in to work coming off an 8 day bender in Las Vegas telling me we need another photo or we get DQ'd. Not saying I'm hot or anything but I at least would have been able to do better than the "homeless" look I had going.
You chickened out and I know that you know you chickened out and you know that I know that you know you chickened out.

A good captain alwyas looks to throw blame elsewhere
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10 months ago

So the super jacked guy gets like 4th place??
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Titanterp said...
Who was the 13 year old? I swore it was Hot Sauce until I saw that it wasn't his team.

lololol that is exactly what I drunkenly told said poster in chat when he submitted his photos.
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10 months ago

I'm going to adopt that 12 year old and then ugly him up for the next competition so this doesn't happen again.
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10 months ago

So who's judge 4?
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OrangeTerrapin said...
Damn. So you can't medal on just PantsEnFuego alone.

No... but his picture is for real hanging in our office now. So there is that.
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So who's judge 4?

Another woman that does not post on this board.
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