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Suque Olympics Smokin’ Aces- Results

  • A Suque classic, Smokin’ Aces is the SMB with a twist. Each country must submit one picture each for their TWO male competitors to the Olympic Committee. Pictures will be posted anonymously by the Committee. Gold, Silver and Bronze medals will be awarded based on combination of scores from a panel of judges and a board vote. Please note this is a Hot Guys contest and that scores will be awarded based on how hot you are.

    Rules for Submission
    1. Each team will be given TWO words (one for each competitor). Each player’s word MUST be included in their photo.
    A. The word must be clearly visible and easy to read. Write it on your hand, the wall, a piece of paper… it does not matter. Just make sure it is noticeable and legible.
    B. Photoshopping the word in is not allowed.
    C. Do not use the word to cover your face or any substantial portion of your body.
    2. Files should be saved as the competitor’s word. Example if your team was given the word MOCKINGJAY, your file should be saved as mockingjay.jpeg.
    3. Teams will submit TWO separate emails for their competitors. Subject line will read: Country name; assigned word; competitor name

    This post has been edited 2 times, most recently by KU_QT on 7/10/2012 at 9:14 AM

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  • Update:

    Words have been randomized and emailed to one team member per country.

    This post was edited by TortugaGrande on 7/5/2012 at 5:43 PM

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  • After further review, the scores of the two competitors for each country will be averaged as originally planned, and this average will be used to rank 1-10.

    TortugaGrande

  • Alpha Brazil
    Oscar Allenbaba- Brazil
    Juliet- WMterp12- Chad
    Romeo- eagleslegendz- Chad
    Echo- TerpBE- Kaz
    Zulu- HMPAOF- Kaz
    Kilo- jtpterp- Netherlands
    Yankee Ghoul- Netherlands
    Golf- marylandmike- Niger
    November- Baldwin- Niger
    Hotel- jmanslow- Russia
    Lima- 2sticks Russia
    Bravo- multipleawards- Sudan
    Delta- decipherXL- Sudan
    Foxtrot- GQcoolest- Syria
    Victor Syria
    Tango- Sweet!LaserTag!- Winterfell
    Whiskey- FastFootFreddy- Winterfell

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  • In 18th, with an average ranking of 17.2, Whiskey from Winterfell.

    18 17 18 15 18
    Judge 1- oh my, he may be nice but this is a hot guys competition.
    Judge 2- Haha, love the note on the wall. I bet this guy is a real blast.
    Judge 3- not super hot, but can you hook me up with some everfresh?
    Judge 4- scary looking dudes - bad photography?
    Judge 5- Sorry dude.. someone had to come in last place.

    FastFootFreddy

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  • In 17 th place with an average ranking of 16, Lima from Russia.

    16 16 16 15 17
    Judge 1- old dude alert
    Judge 2- If I had Daddy issues, he'd definitely be rated higher. He's good looking just a bit older than I was expecting.
    Judge 3- you look better than golf.
    Judge 4- scary looking dudes - bad photography?
    Judge 5- When you’re going up against a bunch of youngens.. you gotta put a little extra effort into the "sexy" part of the contest.

    2sticks

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  • In 16th place with an average ranking of 13.8, Echo of Kazakhstan.

    13 18 15 11 12
    Judge 1- looks like a mug shot
    Judge 2- Wasn't this guy on Nightmare Next Door? He looks like he has potential to be cute but this picture is a little frightening.
    Judge 3- please, look creepier.
    Judge 4- The priest. Lose the sticker in the center of your collar.
    Judge 5- You look angry.

    TerpBE

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  • In 15th place with an average ranking of 13th, Golf from Niger.

    14 15 17 8 11
    Judge 1- are you kidding me??? Gay porn comes to mind.
    Judge 2- This guy would have nailed the picture had he turned around and had someone else push the button for him like that Annette chick you showed me.
    Judge 3- 1997 called, it wants its hair back.
    Judge 4- Your paper is in the way... =(
    Judge 5- I can't see the tats, so you don’t get points for them impressing me.

    marylandmike

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  • In 14th place with an average ranking of 13, Tango from Winterfell.

    17 9 14 15 10
    Judge 1- lame
    Judge 2- Did you do something to make this guy sad? He looks like he needs a hug. At least he is cuddly looking.
    Judge 3- if you had smiled i can guarantee you'd have done better.
    Judge 4- scary looking dudes - bad photography?
    Judge 5- "What's with the look on your face? That sign should say ""will work for food"" or something.

    Sweet!LaserTag!

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  • In 13th place with an average ranking of 12.8, Bravo from Sudan.

    12 13 10 15 14
    Judge 1- a bit scary
    Judge 2- He looks like he is probably really cute but he loses points because this picture is pretty bad.
    Judge 3- you got a bonus placement for taking the time to write "bravo" backwards so it showed up the right way in the photo.  however, your lack of smile is dragging you down. 
    Judge 4- bad picture I think
    Judge 5- You have a look on your face like I’m a piece of steak and you haven't eaten in a week.

    multipleawards

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  • In 12th place with an average ranking of 11, November from Niger.

    4 12 13 13 13
    Judge 1- I like his smile. Looks kind of like Oral. HAHA :)
    Judge 2- Is the computer screen important? Even if it is I don't know if it will improve his score too much. He's cute but I thought this was a HOT guys contest?
    Judge 3- thank you! a smile! computer, though? ?
    Judge 4- Why the laptop? 
    Judge 5- Nice smile.

    Baldwin

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  • In 11th place with an average ranking of 10.2, Kilo from The Netherlands.

    15 4 6 10 16
    Judge 1- a bit scary
    Judge 2- I'm not sure why I find this guy so attractive. Must be the uniform. Or the eyes, he has nice eyes even though they look pretty annoyed here.
    Judge 3- you probably could have placed higher if not for the wierdo instagram picture.
    Judge 4- Thinking hard?
    Judge 5- You look confused about something.

    jtpterp

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  • In 10th place with an average ranking of 9.2, Delta from Sudan.

    11 11 7 2 15
    Judge 1- has a good smile
    Judge 2- Ok, the kid is adorable. Dad is pretty cute too.
    Judge 3- the kid helped.
    Judge 4- Cute kid
    Judge 5- I would have liked to have seen the kid. Probably would have gotten you extra points.

    decipherXL

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  • Tied for 7th place with an average ranking of 7.8, Oscar from Brazil, Hotel from Russia, and Romeo from Chad.

    Oscar
    10 14 4 5 6
    Judge 1- seems like he would be a nice guy
    Judge 2- Hey buddy, the camera is over here!!
    Judge 3- again, you look less douchey than most everyone else.
    Judge 4- Great smile
    Judge 5- You’re much sexier in real life.

    Allenbaba

    Hotel
    5 5 12 9 8
    Judge 1- but he could smile.
    Judge 2- Scruffy isn't really my thing but it really works on this guy.
    Judge 3- you have zero expression on your face. you look positively unpleasant. this is a 'potential' placement.
    Judge 4- Military?
    Judge 5- You would have been so much cuter with a nice smile on your face.

    Jmanslow

    Romeo
    6 7 5 14 7
    Judge 1- I like the suit (a lot of guys with beards on here)
    Judge 2- Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone! Although you lose some points for being so serious. WHY SO SERIOUS?!
    Judge 3- way to put some effort in there with the suit.
    Judge 4- Can't see you...
    Judge 5- Nice suit

    Eagleslegendz

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  • In 6the place with an average ranking of 6.6, Foxtrot from Syria.

    9 3 9 7 5
    Judge 1- like his red shirt
    Judge 2- Yes, please. And thank you.
    Judge 3- until i looked at your picture closer, i honestly thought you had frosted tips. now i can't get past the fact you could have had frosted tips so 9th place for you. 
    Judge 4- "I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice... Here comes.... THE SMOULDER! ............ This is a little awkward..." Good old boy American smug.
    Judge 5- Typically, I’d hate the smirk, but it sure beats the guys that won’t smile.

    GQCoolest

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  • In 5th place with an average ranking of 6.2, Yankee from The Netherlands.

    7 6 3 6 9
    Judge 1- has a great smile (but is jail bait)
    Judge 2- He's cute but is he old enough to be participating in this contest?
    Judge 3- you look young, but less douchey than most everyone else.
    Judge 4-
    Judge 5- Nice teeth.

    Ghoul

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  • In 4th place with an average ranking of 5.8, Juliet from Chad.

    2 10 11 3 3
    Judge 1- nice body!
    Judge 2- Don't get me wrong, I'm all about attractive mostly naked men but I think this one is trying just a little too hard.
    Judge 3- honestly, i didn't want to place you this high but i didn't have many options as things shook out. pull your damn pants up, i don't want to see your manscaping.
    Judge 4- You take good care of yourself. Can't see your face though.
    Judge 5- Extra credit for remembering this is a SEXIEST guy contest.

    WMterp12

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  • In 3rd place with an average ranking of 5.4, Alpha from Brazil.

    3 8 8 4 4
    Judge 1- like a man showing he is good with animals; great smile.
    Judge 2- I'm not falling for the "oh look at my cute dog" trick. Cute guy not sure how hot he is though.
    Judge 3- if you're going to use a dog for brownie points, at least use an adorable puppy.  i'm sure the dog is awesome, but btown played that card better 3 years ago.
    Judge 4- Nice work with the dog
    Judge 5- Love your eyes.  Extra points for having a REALLY cute dog

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  • In 2nd place with an average ranking of 5.2, Victor from Syria.

    8 2 2 12 2
    Judge 1- wish he would smile
    Judge 2- Can I get this one gift wrapped?
    Judge 3- sweet mirror picture. if you'd smiled you would give zulu a run for his money... hahaha, no you wouldn't have.
    Judge 4- Angle is a little odd. Could have scored higher with a better photo.
    Judge 5- You were my front-runner until I saw Zulu.

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  • And with a perfect score, earning all 1's from the judges, in 1st place, Zulu from Kazakhstan.

    1 1 1 1 1
    Judge 1- love a man in uniform.
    Judge 2- Why are you people even having this contest if he is in it? It isn't even fair! Does he do bachelorette parties? If so we are finding you a husband ASAP so I can throw you a party. Are you going to be creeped out if I hang his picture in our office? Is he? WAIT! Does he have a calendar?!
    Judge 3- help, my pant(ie)s are on fire.  we should start calling these "competitions for 2nd place to zulu".
    Judge 4- Love the firefighters.
    Judge 5- No chance you don’t win. Chicks love uniforms. And you’re hot.

    HMPAOF

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  • Now for the overall results...

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  • In 9th place, Winterfell.

    Average= 16

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  • In 8th place, Niger.

    Average= 13.5

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  • In 7th place, Russia.

    Average= 12

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  • In 6th place, Sudan.

    Average= 11.5

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