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I'm old, I'm losing my memory but not my hair. I don't fart as much as I used to and they rarely reek any more, which has me worried. I can occasionally pull a great sheep game out of my ass, I'm usually above average but I can also tank. I used to be great at scattergories but I've never played online and haven't played offline in about 5 years. Did I mention I was old?

Finish the books

I have red hair and cower under pressure.

not sure what the games are, and not even sure i'm in yet, but i'm a ghetto paint superstar, and sometimes that's better than a photoshop master. i'm a veteran suque roaster. memes? i did some work in the t-shirt thread, i think i can handle memes. just don't ask me to play some game that requires my attention 24 hours a day, because, unlike you fucktards, i have a life.

I have never clicked on a mafia thread, have no fucking idea how to play online scattergories, have dabbled in the ms painting (see avatar), and am a 2x sheep all star.

I'm decent at mafia, and if an event isn't going my way I will complain about it until i am nauseous, especially if I get Pacquiao'd by hater judges.

I'm your man. Was hoping you picked Jamaica but we were thinking along the same lines. You can likely "steal" me late in the draft.

Hopefully close to Tuscaloosa.

For captains who don't know me, I am fairly adept at mafia, was in both sheep all-star games on this board, but likely can't cheat as well as Raise does at scattergories.

How much was agreed upon for me to get you to say that?

Because I probably don't suck nearly as much as the other four or five people I'll be left with at the end of the draft.

Why pick me?

I can be your Jake Layman. (and I made this, although I am too lazy to update it)

Literally all I'm doing with my life is biweekly trips to Vegas/AC. My lack of a life is a net benefit for your team.

I like your moxey, kid.