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Suque Olympics: Resume Thread

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12 months ago

PaulUMD said...
Seriously, I have no idea who most of you are.

I'm in the Hall of Fame, damnit.
Im ready for aa 5th of vodica to end my feels.
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12 months ago

JJBittenbinder said...
I'm in the Hall of Fame, damnit.

Are you now? That's super.
classlessthug: I have too much on my plate to worry about the fact that my junk intimidates some needle D undergrad.
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12 months ago

eamhokie94 said...
Are you now? That's super.

I have TWO registered followers (one of which is me, I think).
Im ready for aa 5th of vodica to end my feels.
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12 months ago

JJBittenbinder said...
I'm in the Hall of Fame, damnit.

Still got nothing.
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12 months ago

If one of the events is a Saved By the Bell trivia contest, I will finish in the top 3. Guaranteed.
Im ready for aa 5th of vodica to end my feels.
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12 months ago

Why? Because it's not long, but it's thin... so I have that going for me.
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Because Gary would have sat my ass on the bench too
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12 months ago

I'm awesome in general and if either Eastern team picks me I'm guaranteed to make you more authentically awesome just by being around me (plus I'll be in Russia and Kazakhstan during part of the Olympics).
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12 months ago

I'm slightly better than Knight at mafia, unless you ask Toogs.
"It's just so hard," Greivis said. "It's my heart, my love. Maryland made me who I am."
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12 months ago

JJBittenbinder said...
If one of the events is a Saved By the Bell trivia contest, I will finish in the top 3. Guaranteed.

Man, pop culture trivia in a chat room would be a GREAT competition. Toogs, make it happen.
"It's just so hard," Greivis said. "It's my heart, my love. Maryland made me who I am."
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12 months ago

I feel like my resume is trumping everyone and I am working my way into the middle rounds leading to the average life I have always desired!!!
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12 months ago

how do you know if you have followers? or if you have to ask, does that mean I have 0?
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Hey! JMU! said...
how do you know if you have followers? or if you have to ask, does that mean I have 0?

Toogs says I have a cult.
HoopheadVII: "Guess you won't say, "Sorry I'm a little off today" anytime again soon; Eaglesception is a bitch"
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12 months ago

eamhokie94 said...
So do Hogie and RHTB&G. Big deal.

HEY, I had a reduction.
Unless this counts on my resume, then I can bulk up in two weeks no problem.
"It's just so hard," Greivis said. "It's my heart, my love. Maryland made me who I am."
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12 months ago

Oh, and I'm awesome at Scattergories as an individual. I won the event on the Pit Olympics.
Just imagine if I was playing with a team in a chat room.
"It's just so hard," Greivis said. "It's my heart, my love. Maryland made me who I am."
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12 months ago

photoshop
I cook fancy foods
Car stuff
Computer stuff
Video Game stuff
Engineering stuff
Southern (gotta have diversity right?)
Oh and 7erps thinks we might be eskimo-brothers but we're unsure.
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12 months ago

terpevo said...
Oh and 7erps thinks we might be eskimo-brothers but we're unsure.

ugh, I hate when I am reminded of where my AIDS came from
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12 months ago

I need a strong Lieutenant to steer the ship and batten the hatches. Who will go into battle with me?
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12 months ago

Even though I'm the PItt of Sheep, I still manage to have decent seasons relatively consistently.
I should be a top 5 pick on my sheep skills alone
I just embarrassed myself with this post
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12 months ago

Thanks to Alabama grade inflation, I'm a five star poster.
I'm reasonably good at sheep, and extremely good at useless trivia.
If any activities require a fluent Turkish speaker, our team will win handily.
I'm both the best AND the brightest.
If chosen for Team Winterfell, I'd be an excellent Hodor.
NYCTerp05: i guarantee you my child won't turn out gay
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12 months ago

I went to Duke, so I'm clearly smarter than everyone else in this competition.
Oh wait, Tiffles is going to Duke too. So much for that superiority complex.
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12 months ago

I hate soccer.
I just accidentally clicked on a soccer thread and had to clear my history and delete my cookies
I just embarrassed myself with this post
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12 months ago

I am one of the semi-originals back before all these young posters invaded the board.
When Fridge was around and Travis Garrison was giving Florida a :dgr:
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12 months ago

Because I spoon with Tiffles.
7erps: Hooligan - Most experienced bestest player
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12 months ago

I would like to throw my hat in the ring to hopefully be honored as Mr. Irrelevant of the Suque Olympics Draft 2012.
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