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Welcome to the 2012 Suque Olympics! According to historical records, the first ancient Olympic Games can be traced back to 776 BC. They were dedicated to the Olympian gods and were staged on the ancient plains of Olympia. They continued for nearly 12 centuries, until Emperor Theodosius decreed in 393 A.D. that all such "pagan cults" be banned. In 1894, the International Olympic Committee was formed, un-banishing the Olympics for good. While the modern Olympic era has featured athletes from around the globe competing in grueling events, The Suque Olympics will feature sweet basement posters from the 247sports network competing in minimal skill tasks.

This month long competition will feature the following events:

Anal Bum Covers
The Bachelorette
Call Me, Maybe?
Game of Throwns
Going The Extra Mile
Helter Skelter
Hide and Seek
The Hunger Games
I Know You Know I Know You Know
I Mustache You A Question
Imitation is The Sincerest Form of Flattery
It's A Numbers Game
Japanese Culture is the Shit
Mary Had A Little Lamb (Sheep)
Myspace or Yours?
Napoleon Dynamite
Scooby Snacks
Smokin' Aces
Team Logo
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Which Witch? (Sandwich Competition)

A live draft was held, beginning Thursday, June 21st at 10:00am. Teams drafted by captains fearthenoodle, Brazil; gsterp, Chad; JDawgBBall9, Bahrain; Multiple Awards, South Sudan; neal990, Syria; OrangeTerrapin, Kazakhstan; PaulUMD, Niger; rdurr, Russia; Sweet!LaserTag!, Winterfell; and wisconsin terp, The Netherlands can be found below.

Please note [b]almost all event submissions will be made to the Olympic Council at suqueolympics @ gmail.com. Be sure to include the event name and country name in the subject of ALL emails.

On behalf of the Olympic Council, we wish you each the best of luck throughout the competition and may the odds be ever in your favor.

Results will be updated in this online spreadsheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AsiaAQsoWzPsdEN1UHpsSjNaNFlLaTItMzZOZmRqV2c