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Robot ringbearer at my brother's wedding tried to give me an HJ

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He had a bomb disposing army robot give me the rings and he went for it. More info and funny pic in my next post.
Board fucked it up shockingly.
Please share funny wedding stories in this thread

This post was edited by FastFootFreddy on 5/10/2012 at 10:58 AM
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FastFootFreddy said...
He had a bomb disposing army robot give me the rings and

I CAME, IN, MY PANTS

This post was edited by TortugaGrande on 5/10/2012 at 10:42 AM
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FastFootFreddy said...
He had a bomb disposing army robot give me the rings and

Awesome.
classlessthug: I have too much on my plate to worry about the fact that my junk intimidates some needle D undergrad.
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http://gizmodo.com/5909019/warzone-robot-makes-wedding-super-cute
First post got effed somehow
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FastFootFreddy said...

Me and my new robot arm.

One day there was this man, and he worked on a construction site. He was standing behind one of the front loaders, and he tripped, his arm got caught in one of the moving parts and was clipped clean off. So he went to the doctor. After they stopped the bleeding the doctor told the man Then the arm took his dick, and stuck it in his eye. END
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You look pretty stocky to have the word "Fast" in your name.
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you at least give the robot a reacharound?
I don't know what you mean, but it had the cadence of a joke.
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TerpBE would have accepted the robot hand job.
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You look pretty white to have the name "Freddy" in your name
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Can we tell bachelor party stories here? I was the best man at one and lost a few friends, almost got arrested, the best man was rushed to the hospital, where they told him and his fiance that they had to ressatate(sp?) him in the ambulance and his mother wouldn't talk to me at the wedding. I also had to apologize to her parents. Good times.
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TerpBE would have accepted the robot hand job.

Sometime over the next 6 weeks you'll start wondering if you could borrow this robot too.
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Though I can't tell because of the perverted gay cyborg in the foreground, it appears that you have too many feet to have the word "Foot" in your screen name.
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lololol
I can confirm that is, in fact, FastFootFreddy in case anyone doesn't think so
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TerpBE said...
Sometime over the next 6 weeks you'll start wondering if you could borrow this robot too.

Oh I was definitely thinking about it and decided to blame it on you.
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Upvotes for the amazing thread title and the delivering of the goods.
Im ready for aa 5th of vodica to end my feels.
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eamhokie94 said...
You look pretty stocky to have the word "Fast" in your name.

That my friend I will address when I have more time. I think It's a pretty funny story.
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This is one of those thread titles that you just have to click. Well done, and awesome pic. Thanks for sharing.
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I spent a solid minute scanning the board to see what thread this was parodying. Great story and pic.
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Once you go half-track, you never go back.
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Impossible to adequately parody this thread title?
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I hear the new generation of bomb robots gives steaks.
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Kind of an odd coincidence, I was stopped at a red light on Rt.1 about 2 hours ago across from a bigass bomb disposal bus-type vehicle.
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MisterSmiley said...
Impossible to adequately parody this thread title?

Rob has a dingleberry while...my mother's weeding, died...ummm....I dunno.
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Kind of an odd coincidence, I was stopped at a red light on Rt.1 about 2 hours ago across from a bigass bomb disposal bus-type vehicle.

You mean a rolling whorehouse!!!11
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I hear the new generation of bomb robots gives steaks.

Who was the board idiot who thought it was "Steak and HJ day"?
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