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Ralphie May's new special

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15 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Perhaps not threadworthy, but damn. Ralphie's lost his fastball.
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15 months ago

Ralphie May would be hilarious if he were half as funny as he thinks he is.
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15 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

I've seen him twice and nearly suffocated both times. Some of his TV gigs have been hit or miss. This was unfunny.
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15 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Horribly unfunny.
And disgustingly, obscenely gross as a human being. How has he not lost a limb yet?
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15 months ago

It always cracks me up when he gets roasted or teased by other comedians and you can see the anger in his face. The guy isn't as thick-skinned as you'd expect a comedian to be.
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frode said...
The guy isn't as thick-skinned as you'd expect a comedian to be.

I assume you are speaking figuratively.
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15 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

I worked with his ex-wife and the only thing funny about her is that she used to bang this sloppy turd.
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JeffErmann said...
I've seen him twice and nearly suffocated both times.

Did he hug you or something?
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15 months ago

not a fan of his at all. im amazed that he is able to sell out big theaters but i guess if Larry the cable guy can do it...
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UMClassof90 said...
I worked with his ex-wife and the only thing funny about her is that she used to bang this sloppy turd.

They got divorced?
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15 months ago

I don't think I've ever cracked a smile watching this guy. I hate Ralphie May.
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ccterp said...
I don't think I've ever cracked a smile watching this guy. I hate Ralphie May.

People who find unfunny people funny are even worse. Sorry Jeff. Buddy of mine loves Lisa Lampanelli yet won't crack a smile listening to Norm MacDonald. I hope for many things for my 1 year old son, but none more important than a decent sense of humor.
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15 months ago

JeffErmann said...
Ralphie's lost his fastball.

He probably ate it for lunch.
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15 months ago

Saw him last year, and was falling out of my chair. Special was flat. I think he tends to be better live and a bit unscripted.
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Saw him last year, and was falling out of my chair.

So was he, or at least parts.
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15 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Pyroterp said...
Saw him last year, and was falling out of my chair. Special was flat. I think he tends to be better live and a bit unscripted.

Agree. But this was far worse than his other TV gigs. He had the same schtick and tenor, but the jokes sucked.
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not a fan of his at all. im amazed that he is able to sell out big theaters but i guess if Larry the cable guy can do it...

Funny is subjective ... but RM is 1000 times funnier than the cable guy IMO.
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So was he, or at least parts.

He sat on a stool, was like a marshmallow on a toothpick
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