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2 years ago

eamhokie94 said...
I'm in a grade-A shitty mood right now. Should make posting on the boards interesting over the next few hours.

Maybe this will cheer ya up little man.

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Kids Scared By Easter Bunny (Real Funny)

This little kids got scared lol
http://www.youtube.com/v/ja7jQ2N48Ec
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2 years ago

Actually, it kinda did.
Stupid Christian kids.
classlessthug: I have too much on my plate to worry about the fact that my junk intimidates some needle D undergrad.
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Psycho Mall Walker

The "Happy Walker Girl" shares her passion (perhaps too weak a term) for walking the shopping malls as a form of exercise.
http://www.youtube.com/v/PYFVcAlYRws
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found out today I should be an uncle for the first time come December if everything goes well.
Pic Sigs are for losers.
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alright this is awesome.
so I'm back home from costa rica after flying today. my first flight was at liberia airport, where I saw this hot girl my age wearing a terps sweatshirt. SO AWESOME. it mad me feel great inside. then at the gate this woman talkerd to her about how she went to maryland.
omfg. this made my year. Then I saw the hot girl at customs in Houston making a connecting flight. I pulled put my UMD terps sweatshirt even thought it wasn't cold just that she could see.
this, along with the acc lacosse nattys, plus aj francis song...I'm going to pass out
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2 years ago

You failed to mention if you talked to her...
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2 years ago

hes 15 he got a boner, and will have a wet dream about her tonight.
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theaman said...
You failed to mention if you talked to her...

uhhh that would be kinda creepy. I wasn't standing next to her.
This reminds me of last year at the rental car place in the Rome Airport. I took a flight from Detroit to Rome and while at the rental car facility, I saw this beautiful dark blonde girl my age. My version of hot is different than others, but she was. A nice red skirt and ponytail to go with it. I thought, the perfect girl. Good looking and attainable for a guy like me. Then she left along with her family after standing there waiting. I couldn't stop thinking of her during the whole vacation. I was so depressed I layed in bed listening to Coldplay insteadmof going in the villa pool.
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2 years ago

How gay (sorry for using it as a pejorative keegs!) are Can-Am motorcycles?
Im ready for aa 5th of vodica to end my feels.
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2 years ago

Hot Sauce said...
alright this is awesome.
so I'm back home from costa rica after flying today. my first flight was at liberia airport, where I saw this hot girl my age wearing a terps sweatshirt. SO AWESOME. it mad me feel great inside. then at the gate this woman talkerd to her about how she went to maryland.
omfg. this made my year. Then I saw the hot girl at customs in Houston making a connecting flight. I pulled put my UMD terps sweatshirt even thought it wasn't cold just that she could see.
this, along with the acc lacosse nattys, plus aj francis song...I'm going to pass out
classlessthug: I have too much on my plate to worry about the fact that my junk intimidates some needle D undergrad.
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2 years ago

When you're traveling you have nothing to lose by approaching girls well out of your league. It's not like at school or church where embarrassment and shame often follow from rejection. You had a total in with the terps sweatshirt
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2 years ago via 247Sports Mobile

she actually wasn't that out of my league. fine looking girl, my type, but not super sexy thing going on which is just fine for me. I was with my mom and dad, it would have been awkward with them.
Plus, what's the point. I am never going to see this girl again. If I live old enough to get a girlfriend, I will also buy her a terps sweatshirt.
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2 years ago

I'm just confused....you put on the sweatshirt so she would notice you, presumably she noticed you, and then you did nothing about it.
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theaman said...
I'm just confused....you put on the sweatshirt so she would notice you, presumably she noticed you, and then you did nothing about it.

no no...it was at customs. I was in a different customs line. We were on different flights. I just hoped she saw my sweatshirt. terp connection right there.
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2 years ago

You have so much to learn.
http://www.ghitp.wordpress.com/
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2 years ago

Even if you're only going to be together for a short few minutes before parting ways forever, well, that's enough time for a handie
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JManslow said...
You have so much to learn.

Funny you come into this thread. I also met a young newly married couple from Raleigh/Durham who was very nice. The guy went to ECU and the girl went to UNC.
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Since I am still scared of women, when I am ready I will come to this board for advice. At school I talk to women comfortably all of the time. In fact I make them laugh a lot. For the ugly women, I annoy them. Lately I have had a bit of trouble. But for wommens outside of people I know, no clue how to do anything.
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2 years ago

Sauce you have much to learn. Make sure you are in Chad on Wednesday nights.
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2 years ago

Hot Sauce said...
Plus, what's the point. I am never going to see this girl again.
classlessthug: I have too much on my plate to worry about the fact that my junk intimidates some needle D undergrad.
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2 years ago

One of my buddies got legitimately upset at me for never checking out his girlfriend's ass. We were at dinner and I was describing this chick that I met on Friday and he asked if her ass was as nice as his gf's. I replied I didn't know, I'd never checked his gf's out and he flipped. I guess they have been dating for 8 months so I probably should have sneaked a peak by now (she's reasonably attractive too, just has a shitty personality so I don't care). He then asked me to check it out next time I saw her. That was creepy.
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JManslow said...
One of my buddies got legitimately upset at me for never checking out his girlfriend's ass. We were at dinner and I was describing this chick that I met on Friday and he asked if her ass was as nice as his gf's. I replied I didn't know, I'd never checked his gf's out and he flipped. I guess they have been dating for 8 months so I probably should have sneaked a peak by now (she's reasonably attractive too, just has a shitty personality so I don't care). He then asked me to check it out next time I saw her. That was creepy.

He probably wants you to check out her vajayjay too.
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2 years ago

I had a dream the other night that I was at a brothel to get my adultery on, only to find my wife worked there. Dagger.
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2 years ago

This day and age is there really any point to a 10 year high school reunion? I can understand possibly 20, but 10 seems to soon.
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2 years ago

Does anyone else want to see Susie of 'Susie's Lemonade' (Verizon ad) indicted for insider trading?

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Verizon Small Business Lemonade Stand

The Small Business with the Best Technology Rules. See Susie's technology in action. Susie's lemonade stand receives a technology upgrade from Verizon.
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