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  • Choke slam ftmfw

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    Kick Ass

    Cop choke slams some punk ass in Vegas.

    http://www.youtube.com/v/bmL4s1JwsJQ

    MisterSmiley

  • MisterSmiley said...

    Choke slam ftmfw

    take your hands out of your pockets!

    OttoMaddox

  • strOterp said...

    The Turge/Church thread just got awesome

    Predictable, yet hilarious

    BklynTerp

  • it kills me that im at work and the kate upton thread is getting a ton of replies

    lazy

  • Completely random, but "The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady" is one of the most beautiful albums I've ever heard in my life. The last 20 minutes are so are controlled chaos and so, so wonderful.

    "And I try to har-mo-nize with songs the lonesome sparrow sings... There are no kings inside the Gates of Eden."

    dixonownsyou

  • why is my avatar still banned? Ridiculous that "free Viper" was too risque. Changed it and it is still banned. Thanks Mods! Great system we have here.

    swemm

  • swemm said...

    Thanks Mods! Great system we have here.

    Like we actually have anything to do that. :)

    Avatar unbanned.

    OrangeTerrapin

  • They're re-paving the garage in my building so we have to park on the streets. I'm having memento-caliber short term memory problems when it comes to remembering where I parked every time I need my car now. That can't be a good sign.

    neal990

  • swemm said...

    why is my avatar still banned? Ridiculous that "free Viper" was too risque. Changed it and it is still banned. Thanks Mods! Great system we have here.

    did you consider pm'ing someone to ask instead of just douching it up?

    TortugaGrande

  • So much for medical "professionals" and food safety.


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    What’s For Dinner: The Shine family and the separation between mainstream and food safety geeks
    10.dec.11
    barfbog
    Doug Powell
    http://www.barfblog.com/blog/151909/11/12/10/what%E2%80%99s-dinner-shine-family-and-separation-between-mainstream-and-food-safety-ge
    Real meals in real homes, from the Toronto Star (that’s in Canada).
    Featuring a real doctor; a 54-year-old anesthesiologist who works in the sterile confines of a hospital where he’s also the operating room medical director.
    Dr. Kevin Shine planned to show me how an “obligate carnivore” and his diabetic vegetarian wife get along on the food front.
    He may or may not have realized that the most unusual thing about mealtime in his Oakville home is how involved the family’s cats Angel, Katanya, Sasha and Sam are.
    The feline foursome eats on the spacious granite island in the kitchen. Their food bowls and automatic water dispenser are kept there so Rusty and Tino, two Cavalier King Charles spaniels, don’t get “a constant feast.”
    The cats freely roam the countertop, even as Kevin’s wife Cheryl chops veggies for her spaghetti sauce on one end and lays out buns and salad fixings on the other.
    A curious Katanya gives one crusty Italian roll a thoughtful lick.
    “I’ll eat that one,” says Kevin with a shrug, explaining how this adored cat needed unusual jaw surgery to survive. “Katanya thinks she’s a person. She sits with us. She eats with us.”
    The Shines don’t usually eat in the dining room, but they decide to do that tonight. They warn that the cats may sit on the table and sample the meal.
    Their oldest daughter Elyse, 26, is at veterinary school in Edinburgh. The younger two live at home. Rebecca, 23, is a research coordinator at York University and hopes to do graduate studies in psychology. Connie, 20, is studying culinary nutrition at George Brown College.
    An anesthesiologist, a vet student, a chef student and a possible shrink, and they’ve never heard of zoonoses.
    “We are most entertaining and live in a very modest house full of cats and dogs as well so be warned!”
    The modest home features a 16-foot dining table and seats 22 people.
    http://www.thestar.com/living/food/article/1097316--what-s-for-dinner-the-shine-family

    SATerp

  • "Michael Hogan" is starring in "Snowmageddon", now premiering on SYFY.

    SATerp

  • Notice anything funny about this maple leaf?

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    SATerp

  • SATerp said...

    "Michael Hogan" is starring in "Snowmageddon", now premiering on SYFY.

    Just plow that sh-t away. That's what I'd do.

    TerpBE

  • TortugaGrande said...

    did you consider pm'ing someone to ask instead of just douching it up?

    why would I need to pm somebody? If the imagine is banned, then why wouldn't a new image work? Why would there be a ban just on my avatar, no matter what it is. Why was it even banned in the first place?

    swemm

  • I hadn't posted in four days. Miss me?

    classlessthug: I have too much on my plate to worry about the fact that my junk intimidates some needle D undergrad.

    eamhokie94

  • What is it about alcohol that causes me to wake up with breath that smells like someone who is a lifelong smoker ate garbage all night and then vomited down my throat

    neal990

  • eamhokie94 said...

    I hadn't posted in four days. Miss me?

    nope.

    “Route 1, where everybody meets.” ~Nick Faust #5

    SkinsTerp

  • neal990 said...

    What is it about alcohol that causes me to wake up with breath that smells like someone who is a lifelong smoker ate garbage all night and then vomited down my throat

    The gum disease known as Gingivitis?

    “Route 1, where everybody meets.” ~Nick Faust #5

    SkinsTerp

  • SkinsTerp said...

    nope.

    Maybe a little?

    classlessthug: I have too much on my plate to worry about the fact that my junk intimidates some needle D undergrad.

    eamhokie94

  • swemm said...

    why would I need to pm somebody? If the imagine is banned, then why wouldn't a new image work? Why would there be a ban just on my avatar, no matter what it is. Why was it even banned in the first place?

    something about sugar and vinegar, I think.

    TortugaGrande

  • This thread has potential:

    Crazy martial arts instructor - check
    Internet callout - check
    People posting personal information - check
    Someone taking a dump on a fish - check

    ATTN: Kenny From MD - Sherdog Mixed Martial Arts Forums

    Hello Sir, My name is Roberto Marques Da Silva(AKA:MAGUILLA) Owner and Instructor of Maguilla Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Academy. One of my students contact

    www.sherdog.net

    MisterSmiley

  • Christmas card from the Mayor of San Juan.

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    http://thehamsterdam.com/

    TheGrove

  • TheGrove said...

    Christmas card from the Mayor of San Juan.

    wtf

    rvilleterp

  • The Christmas Leopard is a big part of Hispanic festivities*

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    *I have no idea

    SATerp

  • Why does anyone mess with Sasquatch, let alone SPONSORING said activity? If those commercials have taught us anything, it's that he always gets the last laugh, in an act that usually* results in the death of at least one human being. Like, if I saw Sasquatch, I'm running away. If not, I'm befriending him and then NOT doing something mean to him. God people are so stupid

    *pure speculation as commercials do not show the end result for the human, but logic says there is no way an average person could survive the types of beatings, falls, throws that are sustained in these commercials. At the least, we're talking massive internal bleeding and potential paraylasis.

    If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?

    chrs0049