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If Macaulay Culkin had anything to do with this breakup (i.e. it wasn't 100% Mila Kunis' decision), it provides the definitve answer to the question "Is Macaulay Culkin gay?"

I consider her more Russian (hard R) than Jewish. Not that they're mutually exclusive or anything.

It's still not worth sitting thru Black Swan just to see her semi-nekkid tho.

Leaves something to be desired, but still worth the viewing.

Who would you like to bang more - Kunis or Portman?

I'll go with Portman.

Wat

Sure you can, since it's easily the wrong choice in this one.

Maybe the file will attach this time

I think one of Matt's kids put it best regarding Mila's current dating situation.

"I felt bad b/c she was married to a f***y white man, but now she with a n**** who makin it clap"

What is hilarious is to use the picture scroll feature on this page to scroll through all the hot Kunis pics, to then end with this pic of Portman.

I would say that we should get the definitive answer on this theory from Michael Jackson, but: (1) Michael last saw it when Macaulay was 10; and, (2) he's dead.

Haha, like any of those things after ass matter. I am sorry that Mila Kunis is sexier than your dream girl.

David Van Patten: A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb fucking mouth shut.

Craig McDermott: The only girls with good personalities who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented, though god knows what the fuck that means, are ugly chicks.

David Van Patten: Absolutely.

Craig McDermott: And this is because they have to make up for how fucking unnattractive they are.