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Make Asschafe move to NYC

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Does the 475 cover gold medal winning crab cake bahn mis

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is this place attached to a subway station or something?
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Titanterp said...
Biggie used to rap about how shitty living in a single room in Bed Stuy is. He decided that selling crack cocaine was the best way to get out.

Says the guy who moved to Philly.
My neighborhood is completely gentrified. There's a vegan cupcake shop a block away.
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aschaefe said...
My latest excuse is that I've already got a trip to California for a friend's wedding in April and a trip to New Orleans in May planned, both with flights already booked from BWI. I doubt a new job would look kindly on me asking for that much time off right away, and it'd be a pain to get to BWI or change flights. Also, I'm an arch-coward.

In 20 years, you'll look back and regret staying where you are to please a boss who ended up firing you.
classlessthug: I have too much on my plate to worry about the fact that my junk intimidates some needle D undergrad.
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eamhokie94 said...
In 20 years, you'll look back and regret staying where you are to please a boss who ended up firing you.

No, I mean if I moved to New York and got a new job, I wouldn't be able to get the time off for those things.
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I'll throw in some Mets tickets
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aschaefe said...
No, I mean if I moved to New York and got a new job, I wouldn't be able to get the time off for those things.

Oh, I see. In that case, move to New York and be unemployed until after those events, then go work with G$. You'll make bank quickly, and get Mets tickets.
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aschaefe said...
No, I mean if I moved to New York and got a new job, I wouldn't be able to get the time off for those things.

I think you're lying to yourself about this.
And just take the Bolt to Baltimore for $15 to catch your flight.
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I'll throw in some Mets tickets

You can't throw in something with negative value in the deal. That's the equivalent of adding like $500 to his rent.
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I do have three openings at my firm. Any chance you have 5 years of investment banking experience?
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I do have three openings at my firm. Any chance you have 5 years of investment banking experience?

I've had a checking account since 1990. Does that count?
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Says the guy who moved to Philly.
My neighborhood is completely gentrified. There's a vegan cupcake shop a block away.

Ahhh, gentrification. Because fuck you minorities and poor people, that's why.
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Remember when we were all at aschaefe's wedding reminiscing about how he met his blushing bride at that weird vegan cupcake place in New York?
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$475 a month should come with a free Keegs hat or something
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nats_ebooks said...
Says the guy who moved to Philly.
My neighborhood is completely gentrified. There's a vegan cupcake shop a block away.

gluten free?
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aschaefe said...
No, I mean if I moved to New York and got a new job, I wouldn't be able to get the time off for those things.

many employers are fine if you when they offer you the job you explain you have these things. new excuse needed!
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no balls
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$475/month in New York City can't be any bigger than my bathroom. Just no chance.
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Just think of all the average looking chicks you could turn down if you LIVED there!
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Im getting married in April so I will come live there for like a month and half to help bride the gap for you guys
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iheartjamesgist said...
Just think of all the average looking chicks you could turn down if you LIVED there!

And all the plants you could eat when you come to visit.
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7erps said...
bride the gap

I'd like a diagram of this action
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Do it asschafe.
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Seriously. Just do it.
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As my friend said when I was considering coming up here, "Nobody looks back on their life and thinks 'damn, why did I move up to New York for that year or two?' "
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