Off-Topic

We need to set up a DVR rewatch Chad

Finally watched the premiere. TJ was way too liberal with "you killed it." I hope this trend does not continue. Didn't give out craziest of the night because I didn't think anyone deserved it. I enjoyed my first taste of Nate but anyway on with the points. (I'm only going to list players who actually score)
Hopefully this link works and you can look at the points too.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/pub?hl=en_US&hl=en_US&key=0AtJurUSXdyBtdFNNRUdEUC14WC0waVNpdHZLaDRxNlE&output=html

Bananas: 7 (won challenge, double you killed it)
Camilla: 8 (won challenge, double you killed it, positive TJ comment)
CT: 2 (you killed it)
Diem: 2 (you killed it)
Jasmine: 1 (broke something)
Heather: 2 (schemer)
Mandi: 3 (elimination)
Mark: 2 (you killed it)
Nate 1: (positive TJ, funniest (the fat thing), dumbest (the fat thing), lost elimination)
Priscilla: -2 (lost elimination)
Robin: 2 (you killed it)
Sarah: 2 (you killed it)
Vinny: 1 (you killed it, pussy/bitch of the night for being so fat)
Wes: 3 (elimination)

Alton
Bk 12
Colts 9
Neal 7
Durr 5
Fox 3

Miz
Aman 15
RHTBG 11
GSterp 4
Vish 2
chrs 1

Tanya
Omterps 18
Meast 7
Dblock 6
VT 5
Grove 0

Derrick
286 18
jgdomino 10
stro 3
decipher 3
indy 2

Coral
jellis 12
rubaseball 11
jjterpny 7
tuck you 4
jmanslow 2

For the first time ever, I admire what Johnny did (throwing Wes into the elimination). I would do the same thing if I was playing the game, throw in the people I hate the most (have no chance at creating allegiances with) right away and hope they get knocked out. I'd want to keep the rookies around for as long as possible, so it's easier at the end

I thought he was already fat, which is why anyone picking him was crazy.

Based on Week 1 points here's ideal draft positions:

1. Camila Nakagawa (Draft: 11, Dif: +10, Points: 8)
2. Johnny Devenanzio (Draft: 3, Dif: +1, Points: 7)
3T. Wes Bergmann (Draft: 3, Dif: 0, Points: 3)
3T. Mandi Moyer (Draft: 15, Dif: +12, Points: 3)
5T. Chris "CT" Tamburello (Draft: 1, Dif: -4, Points: 2)
5T. Mark Long (Draft: 6, Dif: +1, Points: 2)
5T. Diem Brown (Draft: 7, Dif: +2, Points: 2)
5T. Robin Hibbard (Draft: 16, Dif: +11, Points: 2)
5T. Sarah Rice (Draft: 22, Dif: +17, Points: 2)
5T. Heather Marter (Draft: 25, Dif: +20, Points: 2)
11T. Jasmine Reynaud (Draft: 14, Dif: +3, Points: 1)
11T. Nate Stodghill (Draft: 23, Dif: +12, Points: 1) - ELIMINATED
11T. Vinny Foti (Draft: 24, Dif: +13, Points: 1)
14T. Abram Boise (Draft: 2, Dif: -12, Points: 0)
14T. Leroy Garrett (Draft: 5, Dif: -9, Points: 0)
14T. Ty Ruff (Draft: 8, Dif: -6, Points: 0)
14T. Cara Maria Sorbello (Draft: 9, Dif: -5, Points: 0)
14T. Paula Meronek (Draft: 10, Dif: -4, Points: 0)
14T. Emily Schromm (Draft: 12, Dif: -2, Points: 0)
14T. Dunbar Flinn (Draft: 13, Dif: -1, Points: 0)
14T. Dustin Zito (Draft: 17, Dif: +3, Points: 0)
14T. Naomi Defensor (Draft: 18, Dif: +4, Points: 0)
14T. Rachel Robinson (Draft: 19, Dif: +5, Points: 0)
14T. Tyrie Ruff (Draft: 20, Dif: +6, Points: 0)
14T. Aneesa Ferreira (Draft: 21, Dif: +7, Points: 0)
26. Priscilla Mendez (Draft: 26, Dif: 0, Points: -2) - ELIMINATED

* Only Wes and Priscilla have the same ranking as average position drafted. While it's still early Heather is obviously the biggest bargain draft pick after week 1. I'm sure this won't continue but will be interesting to follow along with as the Season continues...

HOF Vinny

Jasmine 9 (arguing with tyrie, punching tyrie)
Tyrie 5 (arguing with jasmine, getting punched, nudity)
Leroy 3 (won elimination)
Mandi 3 (lost elimination, nude, slapped vinny)
Naomi 4 (won elimination, funniest)
Sarah 11 (kicked off, won challenge, crying, scheming)
Wes -3 (lost elimination, biggest pussy talks such a big game and doesn't back up mandi, pines over mandi, gets ass kicked in challenge)
and finally

HOF VINNY 24 (sexual assault 10 pt bonus, won elimination, craziest, dumbest, kicked off, got slapped)

Alton Division
Coltsfan 45
Neal 20
bkmalik 16
Rdurr 8
Fox 3

Miz Division
theaman 45
gsterp 15
chrs 12
RHTBG 11
vish 6

Tanya Division
Meast 37
Vtalejo 20
omterps 18
dblock 13
grove 4

Derrick Division
strO 31
286 29
jgdomino 19
decipherxl 11
indyumd 2

Coral Division
jmanslow 30
rubaseball 20
jellis 18
jjterpny 15
tuckyou 9

VINNY VIDI VICI bitches.

Near the beginning he mooned.

Should Vinny and Mandi get an extra 3 points each for her slapping him?

i lost 3 players in the 2nd week so im done.

After Week 2:

1. Vinny Foti (Draft: 24, Dif: +23, Points: 25) - ELIMINATED
2. Sarah Rice (Draft: 22, Dif: +20, Points: 13) - ELIMINATED
3. Jasmine Reynaud (Draft: 14, Dif: +11, Points: 10)
4. Camila Nakagawa (Draft: 11, Dif: +7, Points: 8)
5. Johnny Devenanzio (Draft: 3, Dif: -2, Points: 7)
6. Mandi Moyer (Draft: 15, Dif: +9, Points: 6) - ELIMINATED
7. Tyrie Ruff (Draft: 20, Dif: +13, Points: 5)
8. Naomi Defensor (Draft: 18, Dif: +10, Points: 4)
9. Leroy Garrett (Draft: 5, Dif: -4, Points: 3)
10T. Chris "CT" Tamburello (Draft: 1, Dif: -9, Points: 2)
10T. Diem Brown (Draft: 7, Dif: -3, Points: 2)
10T. Heather Marter (Draft: 25, Dif: +15, Points: 2)
10T. Mark Long (Draft: 6, Dif: -4, Points: 2)
10T. Robin Hibbard (Draft: 16, Dif: +6, Points: 2)
15. Nate Stodghill (Draft: 23, Dif: +8, Points: 1) - ELIMINATED
16T. Abram Boise (Draft: 2, Dif: -14, Points: 0)
16T. Aneesa Ferreira (Draft: 21, Dif: +5, Points: 0)
16T. Cara Maria Sorbello (Draft: 9, Dif: -7, Points: 0)
16T. Dunbar Flinn (Draft: 13, Dif: -3, Points: 0)
16T. Dustin Zito (Draft: 17, Dif: +1, Points: 0)
16T. Emily Schromm (Draft: 12, Dif: -4, Points: 0)
16T. Paula Meronek (Draft: 10, Dif: -6, Points: 0)
16T. Rachel Robinson (Draft: 19, Dif: +3, Points: 0)
16T. Ty Ruff (Draft: 8, Dif: -8, Points: 0)
16T. Wes Bergmann (Draft: 3, Dif: -13, Points: 0) - ELIMINATED
26. Priscilla Mendez (Draft: 26, Dif: 0, Points: -2) - ELIMINATED

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At the moment, Vinny was the biggest steal of the draft (probably will always remain a steal of the draft) and actually Abram is the biggest flop so far. Don't worry, Wes is in a close second though.

Were Mandi's tatties always that big or did she have surgery?

Wes is a HOF moron.