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Allenbaba said...
OP's doing it wrong. Playing the revenge sex game with a woman is a fool's errand. A woman will always out sex you. It's a simple recipe for defeat: a woman can usually sleep with anyone she wants whenever she wants, a man can not. It's like racing a dolphin in water. You can easily swim to a non-existent finish line while it's sleeping and yell 'ha, I won!' - but that will be the last time.
Also, why would you downgrade? Christ. If anything, the ex might think 'yeah, I can see that. They're both 6's.' Why not just hand her the gun? You needed to land a 10, nubbins.
If it's revenge you're after, you need to flip the playing field and act like the guy she CAN'T find. All men have penises. Few can satisfy her emotionally. So, think back to something she's always wanted to do with you...a restaurant, a shopping experience, paint ball, feeding ducks, pickling tomatoes, dressing up as super heroes and building a fort...whatever you losers used to talk about doing but never did. Then go do it with a total stranger. Someone she knows NOTHING about. The 'who the fuck is she?' factor will bother her so much more than a known quantity betrayal (which will hurt, but it's a familiar and manageable emotion). Post pictures on Facebook of you guys having a blast doing it. Make her wonder why you'd do that with this enigma, but not her. Do a bunch of shit like that. Go to a pet store with this stranger, take out a puppy, pose for a picture with her and the puppy, put it on Facebook and just label it 'Hmmmm.'
Fuck with her mind, not with her friends. It's the only game you'll win. A woman's mind is a perpetual ticking bomb, you just need to find the detonator.
And if you really don't care about revenge, you just wanted to get back on the horse (but had a brain aneurysm severe enough to rebound with one of her uglier friends), at least have the courtesy of posting a picture of the ugly beast so guys like me can remember fondly the days of drinking a bottle of bourbon and waking up next to a giant, semen covered amusement park stuffed animal.
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Allenbaba said...
OP's doing it wrong. Playing the revenge sex game with a woman is a fool's errand. A woman will always out sex you. It's a simple recipe for defeat: a woman can usually sleep with anyone she wants whenever she wants, a man can not. It's like racing a dolphin in water. You can easily swim to a non-existent finish line while it's sleeping and yell "ha, I won!" - but that will be the last time.
Also, why would you downgrade? Christ. If anything, the ex might think "yeah, I can see that. They're both 6's." Why not just hand her the gun? You needed to land a 10, nubbins.
If it's revenge you're after, you need to flip the playing field and act like the guy she CAN'T find. All men have penises. Few can satisfy her emotionally. So, think back to something she's always wanted to do with you...a restaurant, a shopping experience, paint ball, feeding ducks, pickling tomatoes, dressing up as super heroes and building a fort...whatever you losers used to talk about doing but never did. Then go do it with a total stranger. Someone she knows NOTHING about. The "who the fuck is she?" factor will bother her so much more than a known quantity betrayal (which will hurt, but it's a familiar and manageable emotion). Post pictures on Facebook of you guys having a blast doing it. Make her wonder why you'd do that with this enigma, but not her. Do a bunch of shit like that. Go to a pet store with this stranger, take out a puppy, pose for a picture with her and the puppy, put it on Facebook and just label it "Hmmmm."
Fuck with her mind, not with her friends. It's the only game you'll win. A woman's mind is a perpetual ticking bomb, you just need to find the detonator.
And if you really don't care about revenge, you just wanted to get back on the horse (but had a brain aneurysm severe enough to rebound with one of her uglier friends), at least have the courtesy of posting a picture of the ugly beast so guys like me can remember fondly the days of drinking a bottle of bourbon and waking up next to a giant, semen covered amusement park stuffed animal.
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Allenbaba said...
OP's doing it wrong. Playing the revenge sex game with a woman is a fool's errand. A woman will always out sex you. It's a simple recipe for defeat: a woman can usually sleep with anyone she wants whenever she wants, a man can not. It's like racing a dolphin in water. You can easily swim to a non-existent finish line while it's sleeping and yell "ha, I won!" - but that will be the last time.
Also, why would you downgrade? Christ. If anything, the ex might think "yeah, I can see that. They're both 6's." Why not just hand her the gun? You needed to land a 10, nubbins.
If it's revenge you're after, you need to flip the playing field and act like the guy she CAN'T find. All men have penises. Few can satisfy her emotionally. So, think back to something she's always wanted to do with you...a restaurant, a shopping experience, paint ball, feeding ducks, pickling tomatoes, dressing up as super heroes and building a fort...whatever you losers used to talk about doing but never did. Then go do it with a total stranger. Someone she knows NOTHING about. The "who the fuck is she?" factor will bother her so much more than a known quantity betrayal (which will hurt, but it's a familiar and manageable emotion). Post pictures on Facebook of you guys having a blast doing it. Make her wonder why you'd do that with this enigma, but not her. Do a bunch of shit like that. Go to a pet store with this stranger, take out a puppy, pose for a picture with her and the puppy, put it on Facebook and just label it "Hmmmm."
Fuck with her mind, not with her friends. It's the only game you'll win. A woman's mind is a perpetual ticking bomb, you just need to find the detonator.
And if you really don't care about revenge, you just wanted to get back on the horse (but had a brain aneurysm severe enough to rebound with one of her uglier friends), at least have the courtesy of posting a picture of the ugly beast so guys like me can remember fondly the days of drinking a bottle of bourbon and waking up next to a giant, semen covered amusement park stuffed animal.
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Allenbaba said...
OP's doing it wrong. Playing the revenge sex game with a woman is a fool's errand. A woman will always out sex you. It's a simple recipe for defeat: a woman can usually sleep with anyone she wants whenever she wants, a man can not. It's like racing a dolphin in water.
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