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The one car dealership up here (F.C. Kerbeck) has commercials that say:

"All Cadillac's $299 down/$299 a month!"

I emailed them months ago to let them know that there is no apostrophe in the plural of Cadillac, but they continue to make more commercials that use one.

I'm pretty sure that Allenbaba will confirm that it's easier to get money out of dumb people than smart people.

Even worse than that is I've occasionally seen cars that turn on their reverse lights when the doors are unlocked with the remote. So you'll be driving through a parking lot, and suddenly it looks like the car next to you is about to back into your car. Then you realize nobody's even in the car!

Whoever thought this is a good idea should be castrated with a rubber mallet.

Exactly the same as the mutants that can't use the self serve checkout at the grocery store. I'll never forget watching a woman trying to scan a fucking tomato one time.

I'm the same way with Alan Alda. I liked him in MASH but for some reason, in everything else, I hate him.

News reports that keep talking about newly-released imagery of "the dark side of the Moon". The Moon doesn't have a "dark" side. They mean "far" side.

Box him out. If you get the window and I'm sitting on the aisle, you wait in your seat until I'm heading off.

I remember when flying was fun and at the worst tolerable...now it is one of the most dreaded thing I do

"There is no dark side of the moon, really. Matter of fact, it's all dark. The only thing that makes it look light is the sun."

The new Papa Johns commercial where he says "There's no better combination." It's only annoying because he says it like the words are on a different cue card. "There's no better, combination." Please tell me someone else has noticed this.

Is there a video game in atms that only black people know about?

On avg it seems like blacks spend about 4 times as long as whites to use an atm and they're up there mashing buttons like it was Madden.

My buddy says it's because 'we be moving money around' but these aren't exactly the people you'd expect to be moving money from their brokerage accounts, lines of credit or even savings.

1/7 of an inch of precip and clouds and DirecTv goes out for first time in forever so I cant watch Blake Griffin dunk 46 times in the 2nd half vs the Wiz.