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When your 2 year old has been awake for 3 1/2 hours and is already on his 5th diaper.

I can't take one more minute with my intern. He's 20 but he acts 12. He practically puts a comma after every freaking word he writes. I just told him (in an above average toned voice) I don't want to see a comma in any note he writes again this summer, and he responded with a yes Ma'am, lol..........then 10 minutes later I get drawings notes from him..................4 commas!! I'm about to lose my mind.

There's a girl who signs off every status update of hers with "<3 (boyfriend's intials) <3" I hope they break up.

So do I.

And I take back every good thing I ever said about Bilas.

This guy in my office says "No prob, Bob".

I think I have to kill him.

Yes

People that dont put their kids in car seats/booster seats.

People who litter when they walk on public streets or while driving in their cars.

Laugh tracks. Ruins a perfectly fine tv show.

"Cut spending in the tax code" as a euphemism for raising taxes. C'mon, just tell me how you're going to fuck me in PLAIN ENGLISH.

I have trouble watching tosh.0 because of this.

Geico commercial with the Caveman stealing 3rd with Ryan Zimmerman waiting - it's clearly 3rd, but when the ball gets to Zim, they do a closeup on the bag and the foul line is gone. Never ceases to annoy me.

I have two mutual friends who are like a trillion times worse. I finally blocked them.