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If you have a job

  • You are lucky.

    terp7475

  • What type of work are you looking for?

    Pyroterp

  • not as lucky as if you have a blow job

    ravensnterps ●

  • would you please go to it

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    Asher Roth - I Love College Remix / Parody...

    A pretty stupid parody of Asher Roth's song "I Love College" called "I love Workin." You can download the mp3 right here, if you want to: http://irishtoothache.com/songs/irishtoothache_-_i_love_workin.mp3 We had the idea to do a parody of this song when we realized that no one had done any parodies of I Love College yet. None at all. We shot this official video for I Love Workin' at Glaze's office, which was pretty sweet. So thanks to those nice work people who let us ruin their stuff. You all kept begging me for the lyrics, so here they are: (In an awful Asher Roth impression-type voice): Man I'm productive right now, I feel good If you have a job, would you please....go to it? That 9-5 was awfully crazy I wish we taped it Filed all my papers and got my reports completely stapled Got these documents to read Big cup of coffee is all I need Wake up at 8 Hit Snooze and then 8 :15 I go to work again Man I love workin' I wanna work hard for the rest of my life Have business cards and an ugly ass wife On casual Fridays I still dress nice But I change my tie up to add some spice So step into my cube See what I do Check out my PC from '82 I am master of cubicle hoops Deskchair spin move like Sharol Swoops At 5 I bounce Back to my house Mortgage Payments How'm I gonna pay this? Time is money when you work where the pay is Woke up today and all I could say is (Chorus) That 9-5 was awfully crazy I wish we taped it Filed all my papers and got my reports completely stapled Got these documents to read Big cup of coffee is all I need Wake up at 8 Hit Snooze and then 8: 15 hit snooze again Man I love workin' Hey I love thinkin' Hey I love it when my boss yells "Hey!" And I love workin' I couldn't really tell you what work I do But I could tell you a story or 2 We got a few office rules like Don't come to work wit ya nikes on Don't have fun when the lights on Don't get mad when ya bikes gone When it comes to shittin use the right one Cause the left one just ain't right son And at lunch big ol' ham sandwich You got a damn paper jam, unjam it Time is money when you work where the pay is Woke up today and all I could say is (Chorus) Now if everyone would just tighten their tie as tight as it goes, and repeat after me, just like this: GET SOME WORK DONE GET SOME WORK DONE GET SOME WORK DONE GET SOME WORK DONE NEW PEN NEW PEN I got a NEW PEN NEW PEN GET SOME WORK DONE GET SOME WORK DONE GET SOME WORK DONE GET SOME WORK DONE KEGSTAND KEGSTAND KEGSTAND KEGSTAND WOO! Man, I love workin' I love it! Aight Yo, I gotta get back to work, you know whats goin' on. Hey, Yo man can I just stay here and work forever, or do I have to....do somethin else? Yer fired! http:///www.irishtoothache.com

    http://www.youtube.com/v/9jDocGVF8Tc

    RDurr

  • terp7475 said...

    If you have a job

    Your job is your credit at Eastern Motors?

    terps99 ●

  • ravensnterps said...

    not as lucky as if you have a blow job

    I'm retired. I was hired during the Great Recession of 1975, I was able to put my skills immediately to work and rose through the ranks. In my first position, I had a secretary, three assistants, my immediate boss, his boss and the CFO.

    If you are graduating into this recession, you will probably (if you are lucky) go into an organization immediately at the bottom, watch your skills deteriorate, and report to some scumbag. Go watch Office Space over and over.

    terp7475

  • I knew the frustration that resided in me during my unemployment period. It really does effect your personal life and relationships. It sucks. Best of luck to you.

    "It's just so hard," Greivis said. "It's my heart, my love. Maryland made me who I am."

    RaiseHigh

  • Oh, nevermind. Just another, "In my day, everything was better." old-timer.

    "It's just so hard," Greivis said. "It's my heart, my love. Maryland made me who I am."

    RaiseHigh

  • It's all Obama's fault anyway

    quincedawg ●

  • [big]If you don't have a job, you are obviously lazy and/or talentless. Anyone who really wants a job can get one. The only reason the unemployment rate is so high is because FARTBAMA extended unemployment benefits so long. Heck, if I didn't have the work ethic I had, I would be fine making as much money on unemployment and being a porch monkey.[/turtle]

    LeafeeWolf ●

  • When 90+% of people have jobs, you are not lucky if you have a job.

    strOterp ●

  • strOterp said...

    When 90+% of people have jobs, you are not lucky if you have a job.

    Except that 90% of people don't really have jobs...

    terps99 ●

  • The unemployment rate for college grads is something like 4%.

    PaulUMD ●

  • terp7475 said...

    I'm retired. I was hired during the Great Recession of 1975, I was able to put my skills immediately to work and rose through the ranks. In my first position, I had a secretary, three assistants, my immediate boss, his boss and the CFO.

    If you are graduating into this recession, you will probably (if you are lucky) go into an organization immediately at the bottom, watch your skills deteriorate, and report to some scumbag. Go watch Office Space over and over.

    And you're still luckier to have a blow job

    ravensnterps ●

  • What is the unembIowment rate?

    strOterp ●

  • terp7475 said...

    I'm retired.

    Thanks, go feed the pigeons.

    bkmalik ●

  • If you got a job, You going to school, And y'all need nobody to help handle your buisness, Make some noise!

    WIC

  • WIC said...

    If you got a job, You going to school, And y'all need nobody to help handle your buisness, Make some noise!

    I've got a job, I'm going to school, but I could really really use someone to help run my business. Can I make a little noise?

    LeafeeWolf ●

  • terp7475 said...

    I'm retired. I was hired during the Great Recession of 1975, I was able to put my skills immediately to work and rose through the ranks. In my first position, I had a secretary, three assistants, my immediate boss, his boss and the CFO.

    If you are graduating into this recession, you will probably (if you are lucky) go into an organization immediately at the bottom, watch your skills deteriorate, and report to some scumbag. Go watch Office Space over and over.

    But did you have a Dodge Stratus? Did people fear you?

    Otherwise this was just a generic "in my day we walked 5 miles to school, up hill both ways" post.

    irishbmad ●

  • You forgot about walking through a blizzard or 3 feet of snow.

    bkmalik ●

  • I didn't even realize that there was a Great Recession of 75.

    MisterSmiley ●

  • Best/Worst States for Business | ChiefExecutive.net | Chief Executive Magazine

    http://chiefexecutive.net/best-worst-states-for-business

    chiefexecutive.net

    frode ●

  • I was just going to ask about that. Don't remember hearing about the great one of '75.

    StoneTheCrow ●

  • 9.2% headline unemployment rate. A mere 18,000 jobs created in June. April and May job creation revised downwards.

    Unavailable

    Either this website doesn't exist or is not currently available.

    www.cnbc.com

    frode ●

  • irishbmad said...

    But did you have a Dodge Stratus? Did people fear you?

    Otherwise this was just a generic "in my day we walked 5 miles to school, up hill both ways" post.

    Not my point at all. What took 5 people to accomplish in 1975 can now be done with a nut-scratching blowhard sitting in his underwear in his mother's house in Jersey City.

    terp7475

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