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I just had the wildest dream

  • Ok so I' m living in this apartments in the shady side of town right.
    I'm living their in a 3 bed room place with younger family members.

    and everything is great. this man breaks into the apartment looking around the place. He first tells us he is a maintance worker. We say ok cool , he leaves. 5 minutes later he comes back and am like what are you doing here ( he broke into the apartment like brotha man from martin shows)
    This time my younger family members question him. and he cant answer simple questions about how the buildings work. and they have heard news about a person going into people apartments and stealing. So long story short his not a maintance workers he comes forward to me in an aggressive manner.

    we start fighting we end up in one of the bed rooms rights. the window is big , and my protective instincts kick in and i pushed him into the glass windows. he breaks it and falls 4 floors to the hard concrete to his death.

    so i know its just a dream but is that self defense to all the lawyers and smart folks on here.

    and it also got me thinking of the Trayvon Martin case. even if Zimmerman came up to him first, if Trayvon attacked him. and Zimmerman was scared for his life and his family like i was in my dream. and shot trayvon is that self defense too? Am not saying Zimmerman is innocent, but after having this dream/ night mare i kinda understand when people are in a tight spot. And you have to make a fight or flight decision like that. its not so black or white of an issue.

    This post has been edited 4 times, most recently by TerpsSoccer on 7/5/2012 at 3:49 PM

    TerpsSoccer

  • TerpsSoccer said...

    Ok so am living in this apartments in the shady side of town right. am am living their in a 3 bed room place with younger family members.

    and everything is great. this man breaks into the apartment looking around the place. He first tells us he is a maintance worker. We say ok cool , he leaves. 5 minutes later he comes back and am like what are you doing here ( he broke into the apartment like brotha man from martin shows) This time my younger family members question him. and he cant answer simple questions about how the buildings work. and they have heard news about a person going into people apartments and stealing. So long story short his not a maintance workers he comes forward to me in an aggressive manner.

    we start fighting we end up in one of the bed rooms rights. the winder is big , and my protective instincts kick in and i pushed him into the glass windows. he breaks it and falls 4 floors to the hard concrete to his death.

    so i know its just a dream but is that self defense to all the lawyers and smart folks on here.

    and it also got me thinking of the Trayvon Martin case. even if Zimmerman came up to him first, if Trayvon attacked him. and Zimmerman was scared for his life and his family like i was in my dream. and shot trayvon is that self defense too? Am not saying Zimmerman is innocent, but after having this dream/ night mare i kinda understand when people are in a tight spot. And you have to make a fight or slight decision like that. its not so black or white of an issue.

    THE WORD YOU ARE LOOKING FOR IS SPELLED "I'M." IT ISN'T "AM."

    Justerp

  • oh how i miss tags...

    coastalTerp ●

  • In America, you can be prosecuted for felonies committed while dreaming, so you might wanna delete this and lawyer up, brother.

    "And I try to har-mo-nize with songs the lonesome sparrow sings... There are no kings inside the Gates of Eden."

    dixonownsyou ●

  • What kind of questions does one ask a potential maintenance worker about the building he claims to maintain?

    Baldwin

  • TerpsSoccer said...

    ( he broke into the apartment like brotha man from martin shows)

    I mean I'm sure most of us have seen Martin a couple of times, but it's just slaying me that BOTB thinks that the Suck is the correct target audience for a Martin reference.

    MisterSmiley

  • Baldwin said...

    What kind of questions does one ask a potential maintenance worker about the building he claims to maintain?

    I dont know it was a dream. i asked him how to fix something simple like the A\C or tap. He didnt give the answer correctly. so we start fighting clearly he was a big dude about 6 feet 230 and i was in fear of my life and my younger family members. it was one those if i dont get him out of here, my family could be in real danger. and i was like over my dead body. i pushed him into the window , and i didnt think it would break,but it did and boom. the funny thing was also, everyone down stair that saw it, got angry at me. like Zimmerman. they looked at me as a killer, i was wearing a white shirt, i quickly ran out of the building in a brown huge jackets,. got on a plane out of the country.

    This post was edited by TerpsSoccer on 7/5/2012 at 8:16 AM

    TerpsSoccer

  • TerpsSoccer said...

    I dont know it was a dream. i asked him how to fix something simple like the A\C or tap. He didnt give the answer correctly. so we start fighting clearly he was a big dude about 6 feet 230 and i was in fair of my life and my younger family members. it was one those if i dont get him out of here, my family could be in real danger. and i was like over my dead body. i pushed him into the window , and i didnt think it would break,but it did and boom. the funny thing was also, everyone down stair that saw it, got angry at me. like Zimmerman. they looked at me as a killer, i was wearing a white shirt, i quickly ran out of the building in a brown huge jackets,. got on a plane out of the country.

    Take that bird to Panama, man. They have really favorable extradition laws.

    "And I try to har-mo-nize with songs the lonesome sparrow sings... There are no kings inside the Gates of Eden."

    dixonownsyou ●

  • TerpsSoccer said...

    I dont know it was a dream. i asked him how to fix something simple like the A\C or tap. He didnt give the answer correctly. so we start fighting clearly he was a big dude about 6 feet 230 and i was in fair of my life and my younger family members. it was one those if i dont get him out of here, my family could be in real danger. and i was like over my dead body. i pushed him into the window , and i didnt think it would break,but it did and boom. the funny thing was also, everyone down stair that saw it, got angry at me. like Zimmerman. they looked at me as a killer, i was wearing a white shirt, i quickly ran out of the building in a brown huge jackets,. got on a plane out of the country.

    What do you know about air conditioners?

    It sounds like this guy was just there to fix something in the apartment. A burglar isn't going to go into an apartment, see that it's full of people, leave and then return a few minutes later. He's going to just move onto the next apartment. So he probably was telling the truth.

    You questioned him, he humored you by jumping through your unnecessary hoops and when you thought his correct answer was wrong, you attacked him out of nowhere. As he's trying to get away from you, you decide that your only option is to push him out of the window. You thought it wouldn't break because again, you don't know anything about the building. I'm sure if you asked the poor maintenance man that before you decided he had to die, he would have told you that the windows were cheap because the apartment manager was trying to save money.

    Deep down you knew what you did was wrong. You didn't even bother to call the police to tell them what happened or try to explain that it was self defense. Once your adrenaline wore off and you calmed down, you realized that the guy was legit and you just murdered someone (Probably the only source of income for his wife and 3 little girls, no life insurance and trying to make some extra money by working on the 4th of July) and had to flee the country or spend the rest of your life in prison.

    Baldwin

  • Baldwin said...

    What do you know about air conditioners?

    It sounds like this guy was just there to fix something in the apartment. A burglar isn't going to go into an apartment, see that it's full of people, leave and then return a few minutes later. He's going to just move onto the next apartment. So he probably was telling the truth.

    You questioned him, he humored you by jumping through your unnecessary hoops and when you thought his correct answer was wrong, you attacked him out of nowhere. As he's trying to get away from you, you decide that your only option is to push him out of the window. You thought it wouldn't break because again, you don't know anything about the building. I'm sure if you asked the poor maintenance man that before you decided he had to die, he would have told you that the windows were cheap because the apartment manager was trying to save money.

    Deep down you knew what you did was wrong. You didn't even bother to call the police to tell them what happened or try to explain that it was self defense. Once your adrenaline wore off and you calmed down, you realized that the guy was legit and you just murdered someone (Probably the only source of income for his wife and 3 little girls, no life insurance and trying to make some extra money by working on the 4th of July) and had to flee the country or spend the rest of your life in prison.

    Put, Put , put on a beat, ( freeways voice) aka i pleed the 5th,

    But in short in my dream, i was in fear of my life, i thought he was going to hurt me or my young family members. So i couldnt let that happen, it was a slit second decision and i guess destiny was calling his name that day. Who goes into a persons apartment without knocking on the doors? saying who they are? he could have been a crackhead high as a kit on drugs. Ready to kill or steal for his next fix.

    This post was edited by TerpsSoccer on 7/5/2012 at 8:42 AM

    TerpsSoccer

  • All I can think about after reading the thread title is:

    Once upon a time
    Once when you were mine
    I remember skies
    Reflected in your eyes
    I wonder where you are
    I wonder if you think about me
    Once upon a time
    In your wildest dreams

    mrjah

  • mrjah said...

    All I can think about after reading the thread title is:

    Once upon a time Once when you were mine I remember skies Reflected in your eyes I wonder where you are I wonder if you think about me Once upon a time In your wildest dreams

    Seems I got to have a change of scene
    Cause every night I have the strangest dream
    Imprisoned by the way, yeah, it could’ve been
    Left here on my own or so it seems
    I got to leave before I start to scream
    But someone's locked the door and took the key

    TheArsenal

  • TerpsSoccer said...

    ...he could have been a crackhead high as a kit on drugs. Ready to kill or steal for his next fix.

    attachment

    MisterSmiley

  • Baldwin said...

    What kind of questions does one ask a potential maintenance worker about the building he claims to maintain?

    This F*cking Building, How Does it Work?

    RandomTerp

  • This was in a dream? Are you sure the maintenance worker is dead?

    OttoMaddox ●

  • OttoMaddox said...

    This was in a dream? Are you sure the maintenance worker is dead?

    Good TRICK Question, ( i see what you did right there) when i looked at of the window in my dream i never saw his body. But a lady standing on ground level screamed like she just saw the worst thing in her life, and in my dream i envisioned him with blood coming out of his mouth and his head all bloody, but i never saw his body or anything.

    This post was edited by TerpsSoccer on 7/5/2012 at 10:28 AM

    TerpsSoccer

  • This is all I can think of:

    Last night I had the strangest dream
    I sailed away to China
    In a little row boat to find ya
    And you said you had to get your laundry cleaned
    Didn't want no-one to hold you
    What does that mean
    And you said

    Ain't nothin' gonna to break my stride
    Nobody's gonna slow me down, oh-no
    I got to keep on movin'
    Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride
    I'm running and I won't touch ground
    Oh-no, I got to keep on movin'

    julester ●

  • i wonder what i will dream about tomorrow.

    This post was edited by TerpsSoccer on 7/5/2012 at 10:48 AM

    TerpsSoccer

  • TerpsSoccer said...

    i also found this article in Wikipedia

    The research shows that states adopting “Stand Your Ground”/"Castle doctrine" laws reduced murder rates by 9 percent and overall violent crime by 11 percent, and that occurs even after accounting for a range of other factors such as national crime trends, law enforcement variables (arrest, execution, and imprisonment rates), income and poverty measures (poverty and unemployment rates, per capita real income,

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stand-your-ground_law

    am not a conservative or republican, but sometimes their right. and on this stand your ground case their only half right. I believe Zimmerman started the fight, and he also finished it.

    Stop turning your funny dream story into a Zimmerman thread.

    Baldwin

  • Baldwin said...

    Stop turning your funny dream story into a Zimmerman thread.

    i also found this article in Wikipedia

    The research shows that states adopting “Stand Your Ground”/"Castle doctrine" laws reduced murder rates by 9 percent and overall violent crime by 11 percent, and that occurs even after accounting for a range of other factors such as national crime trends, law enforcement variables (arrest, execution, and imprisonment rates), income and poverty measures (poverty and unemployment rates, per capita real income,

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stand-your-ground_law

    am not a conservative or republican, but sometimes their right. and on this stand your ground case their only half right. I believe Zimmerman started the fight, and he also finished it.

    This post was edited by TerpsSoccer on 7/5/2012 at 3:54 PM

    TerpsSoccer

  • TerpsSoccer said...

    i wonder what i will dream about tomorrow.

    Just make sure when you start the thread, it's called "I just had the wettest dream" and it only contains pictures.

    Allenbaba

  • TerpsSoccer said...

    Ok so I' m living in this apartments in the shady side of town right. am am living their in a 3 bed room place with younger family members.

    and everything is great. this man breaks into the apartment looking around the place. He first tells us he is a maintance worker. We say ok cool , he leaves. 5 minutes later he comes back and am like what are you doing here ( he broke into the apartment like brotha man from martin shows) This time my younger family members question him. and he cant answer simple questions about how the buildings work. and they have heard news about a person going into people apartments and stealing. So long story short his not a maintance workers he comes forward to me in an aggressive manner.

    we start fighting we end up in one of the bed rooms rights. the window is big , and my protective instincts kick in and i pushed him into the glass windows. he breaks it and falls 4 floors to the hard concrete to his death.

    so i know its just a dream but is that self defense to all the lawyers and smart folks on here.

    and it also got me thinking of the Trayvon Martin case. even if Zimmerman came up to him first, if Trayvon attacked him. and Zimmerman was scared for his life and his family like i was in my dream. and shot trayvon is that self defense too? Am not saying Zimmerman is innocent, but after having this dream/ night mare i kinda understand when people are in a tight spot. And you have to make a fight or flight decision like that. its not so black or white of an issue.

    "This post has been edited 3 times, most recently by TerpsSoccer on 7/5/2012 at 8:10 AM"

    The above implies that you read through this mess and edited SOMETHING. Was it for clarity? Was it a grammar mistake? Spelling?

    Dude. Have more pride than to write a "sentence" like: "am am living their in a 3 bed room place with younger family members."

    This was a good story, but this is a mess.

    Also, I've called the FBI and alerted them to Incept your next dream so you can be prosecuted.

    TheColfax

  • Has Baldwin always been funny? He's on a roll.

    mattw75 ●

  • mattw75 said...

    Has Baldwin always been funny? He's on a roll.

    He's no dixonownsyou but yeah, he's always been a severely underrated poster.

    MisterSmiley

  • MisterSmiley said...

    He's no dixonownsyou but yeah, he's always been a severely underrated poster.

    I'm so underrated that I have been defriended by MattW on facebook before.

    Baldwin

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