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I haven't pooped since Thursday

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joebookman
3 months ago
It may be time for "the apparatus".
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KnightAtWake said...
I love poop stories, what's your problem? Shit is hilarious.
I have no problems. You, sir, have the problem. Poop stories can be funny. Poop novels don't get read. Intentionally shitting yourself in public isn't funny, IMO.
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ZackGreinkeTerp
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I'm at 36 hours right now and I had 10 beers last night. I feel like death is upon me.
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TerpPride
3 months ago
you probably had a croc monster and it coagulated in your bowels.
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Allenbaba
3 months ago
I have no idea how some of you guys go more than a day without taking a dump. I go every single day. Usually twice a day. Sometimes three times. I'll go four or five times before I go zero times. And I can't even begin to understand this "travel fright" bullshit. I've bombed more hotels than the Al Qaeda.
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3 months ago
Allenbaba said...
I have no idea how some of you guys go more than a day without taking a dump. I go every single day. Usually twice a day. Sometimes three times. I'll go four or five times before I go zero times. And I can't even begin to understand this "travel fright" bullshit. I've bombed more hotels than the Al Qaeda.
I knew I lost my stage fright when I blew up a porta potty outside of Penn Station somewhere underneath MSG
"I love college. I'm not going anywhere. I'm just going to eat Boston Market every day."
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tecmoHOOperbowl
3 months ago
It has nothing to do with stage fright for me. Virtually all of my epic dumps have been away games.
However, something about the change in diet/water/whatever just really messes with me. No clue what happens or why.
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terp325423
3 months ago via 247Sports Mobile
Don't understand how anyone doesn't go at least twice a day, sometimes 3 or more. None in an entire day?
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CaliforniaTerp
3 months ago
I'm still getting over the fact that girls shit too.
Come on out and get your whoopin!
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TortugaGrande
3 months ago via 247Sports Mobile
pooping now
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I'm still getting over the fact that girls shit too.
Ha, wait until you are married for a while. Your whole view of the universe will change.
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jcanoff
3 months ago
I dated a girl once who purposely took immodium before all of our dates, is that commonplace?
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KnightAtWake
3 months ago
parlay said...
I have no problems. You, sir, have the problem. Poop stories can be funny. Poop novels don't get read. Intentionally shitting yourself in public isn't funny, IMO.
Intentionally shitting yourself not funny?
Well la ti da, Mr. High Class.
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RandomTerp
3 months ago
noobs ... just a few sips
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RandomTerp
3 months ago
and attaching a picture is a major undertaking ...
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RandomTerp
3 months ago
sorry ... best and brightest held me hostage for a while
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JManslow
3 months ago
jcanoff said...
I dated a girl once who purposely took immodium before all of our dates, is that commonplace?
She probably had done a lot of anal in her past. Loose sphincter and all. Woof.
24/7 IMS mods: Deleting BOTB greatness since 2010.
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3 months ago
stangs25 said...
the worst is getting paralyzed by your poop. the hardest i've ever laughed from the internet is reading a post in the epic dump thread about the guy being paralyzed by his poop in the grocery store
If there's one thread of all time that I could resurrect, it would be that one.
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BklynTerp
3 months ago
Its now been exactly 168 hours and I am finally starting to feel some rumblings, looks like the CFA got things moving.
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tecmoHOOperbowl said...
It has nothing to do with stage fright for me. Virtually all of my epic dumps have been away games.
However, something about the change in diet/water/whatever just really messes with me. No clue what happens or why.
Yeah, blowing up hotel toilets is one of my favorite activities. But I my body just knows when I'm on the road and for some reason it holds it in. It's like the opposite of how when you are getting close to home it immediately goes to threat level midnight.
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3 months ago
You should give it a pet name
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PredaTerp
3 months ago
TortugaGrande said...
pooping now
I do some of my best (worst) posting while on the can.
Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear no Evil, for I am at 80,000 ft and Climbing.
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Stan Marsh has nothing on me, bricks were just shat
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