Online Now 1314

Off-Topic

On this Board 383
Record: 1825 (5/20/2013)

Online now 950
Record: 11761 (2/27/2012)

Boards ▾

Inside Scoop

The Web's No. 1 forum for coverage and discussion of Terps sports

Terps Sports

Visitor discussion of University of Maryland and college sports

General Sports Water Cooler

A place for lively discussion for all other sports unrelated to Maryland athletics

Off-Topic

Test/Feedback Forum

Feedback for IMS and 247Sports

The Ticket Exchange

Reply

General Facebook Hilarity

  • rvilleterp said...

    wat

    you're so fucked

    7erps

  • I don't understand how they knew that all these people heard this eerie laughter that forced them to go to sleep and then die 5 hours later. Were they interviewed postmortem? Did someone overhear the laughter and not die? Why was 16 year old David Gregory thinking about young Carmen? Could have died for more Sandusky-ish actions? Where did all of the faces go that were ripped off? Were they recovered? Is these was Ninja Turtle use for Halloween costumes? Halp

    This post was edited by 7erps on 12/7/2011 at 8:51 AM

    7erps

  • I'm a big fan of serious, scary stories using the phrase "muck and poop."

    Well, I mean, that’s what it is. I doodoo and then listen to Katy Perry.

    dexterstjacques

  • XXX
    On December 28th I find out whether I'll be an aunt or an uncle!!

    "It's just so hard," Greivis said. "It's my heart, my love. Maryland made me who I am."

    RaiseHigh

  • GiantsNTerps said...

    Why can't guys get it through their thick skulls that it's NOT OK to like 3+ teams?

    FIFY

    So I respond "Tell you what, I'll read Dreams of My Father if you read MEIN KAMPF"

    MadMax901

  • You guys have much more entertaining groups of Facebook friends than I do.

    strOterp

  • sometimes i root for teams because they're an ACC team that i want to see beat a team in another conference.. or their win/their opponents loss will benefit my team. sometimes i root for teams because of a potential financial gain should they win. i'm not convinced "yay packers" girl isn't "guity" of one of the above.

    PamelaD

  • So apparently 6 of my friends are posting about the San Francisco Giants....good looks facebook

    terpsfan22

  • Another siting...

    XXXXX: "R.I.P Carmen gone but not forgotten... Keep Reading:"

    [cue Neal's story above]

    7erps

  • Wow, another overtime win for Denver? God must really really want that team to win with Tebow under center ...

    RDurr

  • (25 year old man)

    "the nfl has two new rule this season 1. James Harrison and any good hit that he may make on any player in the open field is illegal and he will be fined, 2. also any shity hits to Ben Rothlisburger is not a penalty because he isn't a pussy like other quarter backs."

    7erps

  • RDurr said...

    Wow, another overtime win for Denver? God must really really want that team to win with Tebow under center ...

    GOD didn't do that, Marion Barber did.

    LeafeeWolf

  • Why has God foresaken Marion Barber?

    bkmalik

  • 7erps said...

    (25 year old man)

    "the nfl has two new rule this season 1. James Harrison and any good hit that he may make on any player in the open field is illegal and he will be fined, 2. also any shity hits to Ben Rothlisburger is not a penalty because he isn't a pussy like other quarter backs."

    You are friends with RHTB&G?

    This post was edited by OrangeTerrapin on 12/13/2011 at 8:57 AM

    OrangeTerrapin

  • redneckterp

  • OrangeTerrapin said...

    You are friends with RHTB&G?

    worse - I promise

    7erps

  • This thread constantly makes me glad I don't have a facebook account.

    bkmalik


  • All you single ladies, laugh about this one... Shame on me for thinking he might actually be divorced with 2 kids... He gave me his phone number on Friday, hung out with me that night, has been texting me lots, suggested we hang out again Sunday night or last night, and fessed up today. Could have been worse!

    And all you married ladies, make sure your husband is wearing his wedding band at all times, and check (and double check) his call history and text messages!

    And all you men (single/married - doesn't matter), I'm mad! I can't trust any of you!

    Here are text clips that started around noon today...
    Him: How are you?
    Her: I'm good. U?
    Him: I'm good too. did not tell you, but i have been married for six years...
    Her: Bummer. I wish u told me before.
    Him: I apologize. i was being selfish and you are tempting
    Her: Darn. I wish u didn't give me ur phone number. Ugh.
    Her: Do u have a single younger brother? ;)
    Her: Yes i do have a younger brother Lol
    Her: Is he married too?!
    Him: No
    Her: I hope you don't pretend to be single often. Where is ur wedding ring?!
    Him: I know cutie... but i did not want to risk hurting you more by letting time elapse... i do have a ring just did not have it on...and i dont pretend to be single often
    Her: U seem like such a good guy. Either u had me fooled or ... ?! Either way - I have known u for less than a week now. So no big investment lost. Thanks for telling me now, I guess.
    Her: I wish we could meet for drinks from time to time - and be friends - but even that seems inappropriate now... : /
    Him: I am cool with that if u r
    Her: Check with ur wife and see what she thinks...

    I have a funny feeling he won't reply... nor ask his wife what she thinks!

    His name is XXX. Works at XXX (Fells Point/Harbor East). Lives in Pikesville. I hope someone knows his wife and warns her that she better keep an eye on him!

    julester

  • julester said...

    All you single ladies, laugh about this one... Shame on me for thinking he might actually be divorced with 2 kids... He gave me his phone number on Friday, hung out with me that night, has been texting me lots, suggested we hang out again Sunday night or last night, and fessed up today. Could have been worse!

    And all you married ladies, make sure your husband is wearing his wedding band at all times, and check (and double check) his call history and text messages!

    And all you men (single/married - doesn't matter), I'm mad! I can't trust any of you!

    Here are text clips that started around noon today... Him: How are you? Her: I'm good. U? Him: I'm good too. did not tell you, but i have been married for six years... Her: Bummer. I wish u told me before. Him: I apologize. i was being selfish and you are tempting Her: Darn. I wish u didn't give me ur phone number. Ugh. Her: Do u have a single younger brother? ;) Her: Yes i do have a younger brother Lol Her: Is he married too?! Him: No Her: I hope you don't pretend to be single often. Where is ur wedding ring?! Him: I know cutie... but i did not want to risk hurting you more by letting time elapse... i do have a ring just did not have it on...and i dont pretend to be single often Her: U seem like such a good guy. Either u had me fooled or ... ?! Either way - I have known u for less than a week now. So no big investment lost. Thanks for telling me now, I guess. Her: I wish we could meet for drinks from time to time - and be friends - but even that seems inappropriate now... : / Him: I am cool with that if u r Her: Check with ur wife and see what she thinks...

    I have a funny feeling he won't reply... nor ask his wife what she thinks!

    His name is XXX. Works at XXX (Fells Point/Harbor East). Lives in Pikesville. I hope someone knows his wife and warns her that she better keep an eye on him!

    Guys named XXX are forked now.

    SATerp

  • SATerp said...

    Guys named XXX are forked now.

    XXX is not amused

    attachment

    MisterSmiley

  • Shunning Facebook, and Living to Tell About It - Yahoo! Finance

    From Yahoo! Finance: Facebook, which is preparing for a public offering, has more than 800 million active users around the world. But some people, even on the younger end of the age spectrum, just refuse to participate.

    finance.yahoo.com

    sniper_terp

  • XXXXX
    Its funny but does anyone else see the similarities between the Wallstreet protestors and the hippie protestors of the 60's???? Hehe

    LOLOMYGODGOODONE

    After re-reading this update, I am convinced I am FB friends with bbpgtr.

    http://www.ghitp.wordpress.com/

    JManslow

  • OrangeTerrapin said...

    You are friends with RHTB&G?

    Legitimately sounds like something my brother would say. Spelling and all. Facebook Pittsburgh is very split between "I miss Crosby. Ben is a faker!" and "Crosby is a pussy! Ben is awesome!" There's a weird strife between the two teams fan bases.

    This post has been edited 2 times, most recently by RaiseHigh on 12/14/2011 at 11:20 PM

    "It's just so hard," Greivis said. "It's my heart, my love. Maryland made me who I am."

    RaiseHigh

  • MisterSmiley said...

    XXX is not amused

    This was solid Smiley, +1 fo sho

    7erps

  • RHTB&G said...

    There's a weird strife between the two teams fan bases.

    Familial sexual tensions drifting in from the coal mines of WVU

    7erps