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  • From an aquantinace that goes to nc state...good to see that education is working out well...

    "Gave a random guy $12 last night...not sure if he was homeless or if his story about, having a flat tire on Davie St., him needing a tire repair kit that was 11.95, and if I gave it to him all I have to do is ask for him at Ruby Tuesday and I'll get a free meal, was really legit. I guess I'm going to every Ruby Tuesday in the area and looking for Tyrone..."

    terpsfan22


  • ~BREAKING NEWS~.... TEACHERS, please be advised if you call me about my child misbehaving in your class dont pass out when I walk in your classroom to handle it. Thats how I roll.. I guess I could have given him a heads up I was on the way. Benefit of working close to home... Now back to our regularly scheduled program!

    Comments after:
    The poor teacher told this lil girl 3 or 4 times while we were talking to have a seat and get ready for the lesson.. Well by the 5th time I told her in a very stern voice to go sit her nosey tale down and get ready before i become her mamma too!!

    Imma tell you. Someone has these children thinking they have rights.. BOY YOU AINT GOT NO RIGHTS!! This is the peoples republic of Shelley in this micky flick!!

    Dont laugh Natalie.. I had to give up my lunch break to go up there and deal with that crap...

    BLACK SON... Oh so know you actin like you dont know hes BIRACIAL.. I mean look at his daddy!

    I will say he does have one teacher that just dont have the gift. She is all over the place, but the majority of them are good teachers and they have enough on their plate than to have to put up with his foolishness and to top it off HE SHOULD KNOW ME moreso than they should.

    Oh I dont think I will get another call before college if I do Imma reserve my orange uniform before i leave the building!!

    sniper_terp

  • There is only one group on Facebook worse than these white trash mothers: Penn State Students and Alumni.

    Seriously, we get it, you guys have THON. We get that we should look past Sandusky. We get that you think JoePa is an angel. We get that you think the media is out to get you. JUST FUCKING STOP IT.

    "It's just so hard," Greivis said. "It's my heart, my love. Maryland made me who I am."

    RaiseHigh

  • This board messes up the thumbnail but its still funny.

    This post was edited by sniper_terp on 2/17/2012 at 3:55 PM

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  • RHTB&G said...

    There is only one group on Facebook worse than these white trash mothers: Penn State Students and Alumni.

    Seriously, we get it, you guys have THON. We get that we should look past Sandusky. We get that you think JoePa is an angel. We get that you think the media is out to get you. JUST FUCKING STOP IT.

    You just don't understand, but I wouldn't expect you to

    This post was edited by 7erps on 2/17/2012 at 5:40 PM

    7erps

  • My roommate and I were talking to a recent PSU grad about JoePa and Sandusky and all that and it was a pretty reasonable conversation until this gem...he's talking about what JoePa means to PSU and the community and all that and how much he's done and yada yada yada. So my roommate goes, "Okay, I get all that and we hear about it all the time and I don't doubt you but...I mean, is it like JoePa is going around State College and paying for people lunches, rescuing cats out of trees, helping kids with their homework and shit?" And the PSU douchebag goes, swear to God, "...you'd be surprised."

    My roommate and I just laughed and ended the conversation.

    "I suffered through the Boller years and nearly a decade of offensive futility." -Bmorechil

    ccterp

  • The little one is finally feeling better. She wants the Golden Coral for her birthday dinner so off we go.

    From a good ole' boy I went to HS with.

    terpfan1

  • terpfan1 said...

    The little one is finally feeling better. She wants the Golden Coral for her birthday dinner so off we go.

    From a good ole' boy I went to HS with.

    That won't last long...

    terpsfan22

  • I ripped UVA for having a shitty basketball program and people are trying to say that it's not true because they beat us today, LOL

    GiantsNTerps

  • xxxx xxxxxxxxxxx
    U all will find this very interesting and when u read it also research the gentlemen name John Todd. This will awaken u to the Illuminati that run our World, music, film, and political systems and all the money making industries like the banks. Maybe then u wont label people as conspiracy theorists anymore.

    http://occultandmusic.wordpress.com/2012/02/12/whitney-houstons-death-and-the-secret-society-called-the-music-industry/

    John ***** I Guess Bobby Brown is in the Illuminati.

    HungryHerman

  • My buddy started tweeting about psu awhile ago. I unfollowed him. He found out today and got pissed off to cut all contact.

    I cannot imagine getting that mad over Twitter followers

    "It's just so hard," Greivis said. "It's my heart, my love. Maryland made me who I am."

    RaiseHigh

  • RHTB&G said...

    My buddy started tweeting about psu awhile ago. I unfollowed him. He found out today and got pissed off to cut all contact.

    I cannot imagine getting that mad over Twitter followers

    he was talking shit about PSU? i can see why you were upset.

    RDurr

  • Weekend Annette update:

    Saturday: JUST SITTING AROUND WITH ALOT ON MY MIND WISHED I KNEW WHAT I DONE WRONG NO PHONE CALL FOR 2 DAYS AND 2 NIGHTS OH WELL I GUESS I WILL SOON WENT AND GOT A BEAR HOLDING A ROSE AND A SINGLE ROSE I AM GETTING SOMEONE TO TAKE AND GIVE TO MY DAVID LORD IF I HAD ONE WISH IT WOULD BE LETTING DAVID CALL ME I AM GOING NUTS WORRING IF I DID SOMETHING WRONG ANYWAY LEAVE ME A MESSAGE
    ANNETTE LOVES DAVID
    4 EVER AND ALWAYS
    HUGS AND KISSES

    Saturday:just got home from my sister in laws house i needed someone to talk to i just dont understand alot right now.HOW CAN A FEMALE TEXT SOMEONE AND SAY GOOD NIGHT AND I LOVE YOU AND ALL I GOT WAS IN BIG WORDS WAS ''SO'' wtf. I DONT DO NOTHING RIGHT ANYWAY ITS LIFE THAT IS HOW IT GOES I GUESS U THINK U FOUND THE RIGHT ONE AND IT BACK FIRES IN UR FACE I AM SO TIRED OF IT. I GUESS I WILL FIND HAPPINESS SOMETIME IF NOT OH DAMN WELL. GOD WORKS HIS WAYS EVERYTIME

    Sunday morning: JUST WOKE UP HAD A ROUGH NIGHT LAST NIGHT HOPE THINGS WILL GET BETTER BUT ITS DOUGHT FULLL JUST SITTING HERE LISTENING TO DEPRESSING SONGS AND WONDERING WHAT I DID SO WRONG I CANT TAKE THE HURTING AND THE PAIN NO MORE I AM GOING TO SEE WHAT GOD HAS IN STORE FOR ME THINKING ABOUT BURNING THE PRESENTS I BOUGHT FOR SOMEONE RIGHT NOW I JUST DONT KNOW WELL ANYWYA IF ANYONE WANTS TO TALK I AM HERE LISTENING TO MUSIC

    http://www.ghitp.wordpress.com/

    JManslow

  • Im "friends" with someone on facebook who will type a status, like her own status, comment on her own status, and then like that comment

    It weirds me out

    jcanoff

  • jcanoff said...

    Im "friends" with someone on facebook who will type a status, like her own status, comment on her own status, and then like that comment

    It weirds me out

    attention whore who wants to make sure her post shows up on peoples feeds

    RDurr

  • JManslow said...

    Weekend Annette update:

    Saturday: JUST SITTING AROUND WITH ALOT ON MY MIND WISHED I KNEW WHAT I DONE WRONG NO PHONE CALL FOR 2 DAYS AND 2 NIGHTS OH WELL I GUESS I WILL SOON WENT AND GOT A BEAR HOLDING A ROSE AND A SINGLE ROSE I AM GETTING SOMEONE TO TAKE AND GIVE TO MY DAVID LORD IF I HAD ONE WISH IT WOULD BE LETTING DAVID CALL ME I AM GOING NUTS WORRING IF I DID SOMETHING WRONG ANYWAY LEAVE ME A MESSAGE ANNETTE LOVES DAVID 4 EVER AND ALWAYS HUGS AND KISSES

    Saturday:just got home from my sister in laws house i needed someone to talk to i just dont understand alot right now.HOW CAN A FEMALE TEXT SOMEONE AND SAY GOOD NIGHT AND I LOVE YOU AND ALL I GOT WAS IN BIG WORDS WAS ''SO'' wtf. I DONT DO NOTHING RIGHT ANYWAY ITS LIFE THAT IS HOW IT GOES I GUESS U THINK U FOUND THE RIGHT ONE AND IT BACK FIRES IN UR FACE I AM SO TIRED OF IT. I GUESS I WILL FIND HAPPINESS SOMETIME IF NOT OH DAMN WELL. GOD WORKS HIS WAYS EVERYTIME

    Sunday morning: JUST WOKE UP HAD A ROUGH NIGHT LAST NIGHT HOPE THINGS WILL GET BETTER BUT ITS DOUGHT FULLL JUST SITTING HERE LISTENING TO DEPRESSING SONGS AND WONDERING WHAT I DID SO WRONG I CANT TAKE THE HURTING AND THE PAIN NO MORE I AM GOING TO SEE WHAT GOD HAS IN STORE FOR ME THINKING ABOUT BURNING THE PRESENTS I BOUGHT FOR SOMEONE RIGHT NOW I JUST DONT KNOW WELL ANYWYA IF ANYONE WANTS TO TALK I AM HERE LISTENING TO MUSIC

    Uh oh, sounds like Annette's getting suicidal. Talk to her, jman. She's just listening to music and clearly needs to talk.

    julester

  • jcanoff said...

    Im "friends" with someone on facebook who will type a status, like her own status, comment on her own status, and then like that comment

    It weirds me out

    cbooze call out

    "It's just so hard," Greivis said. "It's my heart, my love. Maryland made me who I am."

    RaiseHigh

  • jcanoff said...

    Im "friends" with someone on facebook who will type a status, like her own status, comment on her own status, and then like that comment

    It weirds me out

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    julester

  • i've seen this a few times.

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    sniper_terp

  • sniper_terp said...

    i've seen this a few times.

    Lol dang

    7erps

  • JManslow said...

    BUT ITS DOUGHT FULLL

    lol

    TortugaGrande

  • everyone needs to leave me tha fuck alone i dnt like u Kelsea or Kayla all yu too do is start drama in my relationship so bye......
    Share · Saturday at 4:58pm ·

    Annette chris why u talking to them girls lke that
    Saturday at 4:59pm

    Annette what the fuck
    Saturday at 4:59pm

    Kayla Wht!
    Saturday at 5:03pm

    Annette chris how are they starting shit back up and regroup before i let alot of my fustrating out
    Saturday at 5:12pm

    Annette i am about sick of the shit
    Saturday at 5:12pm

    Annette everything is fine until u get around of them people in southside i have had it for now on dont use my phone talking to no one and u know i know everyone u talk to i got the text messages now lay off of kayla and kelsey
    Saturday at 5:13pm · 1

    Kelsea Wht did I freaking do
    Saturday at 5:17pm

    Kayla Kelsea jus forget it. He's around Morgan jus don't comment anymore
    Saturday at 5:21pm

    Annette girls i dont know what is going on with him i wished the shit woudl fucking stop i am tired of it
    Saturday at 5:28pm · 1

    Kelsea Me to did you read my status
    Saturday at 5:29pm

    Annette chris what is up with you
    Saturday at 5:30pm · 1

    Kayla Morgan mama that's all I'm sayin
    Saturday at 5:32pm

    Annette well im sick of this shit i will say i will smash my phone next time she calls my phone he is leting her tell him who can be his friend fuck that MORGAN FIND YAL A PLACE TO LIVE NOT THEM HOUSES YAL ARE BREAKING INTO EITHER
    Saturday at 5:34pm · 2

    Annette CHRIS I LOVE YOU AS A SON BUT I NEVER SEEN YOU ACT LIKE THIS BEFORE IM TIRED SEEING OTHERS GETTING HURT THEN U TALK TO THEM AND TEXT OTHERS LIKE NOTHING IS WRONG THAT IS PURE BULLSHIT
    Saturday at 5:36pm · 2

    Courtney Cuzo what are you getting into? You were doing so good what happened? Please talk to me. Love ya and miss ya.
    Yesterday at 11:48am · 2

    Annette COURTNEY HE STAYED WITH MORGAN LAST NIGHT AT A GUY NAME D'S HOUSE AND HE JUST GOT OUT OF JAIL I HEARD 2 DAYS AGO I TOLD HER TO TELL CHRIS MOVE ON I CANT HANDLE IT NO MORE AFTER LAST NGITH I GOT ENOUGH TO CRY ABOUT
    Yesterday at 11:53am

    Courtney Trust me I know who D is and he is trouble I will tell you that.
    Yesterday at 12:03pm

    Kelsea I miss him but that lil girl he's with told him to Leave is alone an stop talking to us
    Yesterday at 12:03pm

    Courtney screw her she aint his mama
    Yesterday at 12:04pm · 1

    Annette CORTNEY HES NOT THE SAME CHRIS WE ALL KNEW
    Yesterday at 12:04pm

    Kayla True^
    Yesterday at 12:04pm

    Annette BREAKING IN TO HOUSES AND ALL NOW
    Yesterday at 12:04pm

    Annette WITH HIS BUDDYS WELL SO CALLED BUDDYS
    Yesterday at 12:05pm

    Courtney he needs my foot up his butt :) but yes D is trouble and so is lil Miss Morgan
    Yesterday at 12:06pm · 2

    Annette HES GETTING JAIL TIME MAYBE THEN HE CAN SIT AND THINK CAUSE I NOW ALOT OF PEOPLE THAT WILL NOT BE ON THE PAPER TO GO AND SEE HIM IN FORSYTH AND STOKES COUNTY THAT WONT SEE HIM
    Yesterday at 12:07pm · 1

    Annette I BEENTRYING TO TELL HIM THAT HER MOMMAS BOYFRIEND IS TRYING TO PROVOKE CHRIS TO FIGHT NOW AND I AM AFRAID THAT IS GOING TO BE HIS DOWN FALL
    Yesterday at 12:07pm · 1

    Annette NOTHING BUT DRUGS AND WORSER DRUGS BUT MOMMA DONT KNOW SHIT SO I AM STAYING OUT OF IT
    Yesterday at 12:08pm · 1

    Courtneyyou do know where D lives right?
    Yesterday at 12:08pm

    Annette HE CAN SAY ONE THNG I DID GET HIM OUT OF JAIL AND THAT ISNT GOOD TO HIM I DIDNT DO NOTHING TO HELP HIM TO HEAR ALOT OF PEOPE SAY ABOUT ME
    Yesterday at 12:09pm

    Annette ALL I KNOW NEAR BROOKLYN ANDMORGAN
    Yesterday at 12:09pm

    Annette IM NOT GOING TO HUNT HIM DOWN I REFUSE TOO
    Yesterday at 12:09pm · 2

    Courtney I know exactly which house is D's
    Yesterday at 12:10pm · 2

    Annette COURTNEY ITS OKAY DOLL IVE DONE WORRIED MY SELF TO MUCH WHEN HE IS IN JAIL LIKE SOMOENE ELSE WE KNOW THEN WE WILL KNOW HE CANT GET INTO TROBLE THERE
    Yesterday at 12:12pm · 2

    Kelsea I NO I MISS HIM ITS ALL MORGANS FAULT SHE TOLD KHRIS TO LEAVE US ALONE AND FORGET ABOUT US :(
    Yesterday at 12:17pm

    Annette KELSEA DONT WORRY NO MORE THE HURT AND PAIN WILL ALWAYS BE IN THE HEART AND ALL BUT HE WILL FIND OUT WHEN HE HAS NO TRUE FRIENDS EXCEPT THE ONES THAT BREAKS INTO HOUSES AND STEALS ALOT OF SHIT
    Yesterday at 12:20pm

    Courtney she has him blind right now trust me I know my cousin he will eventually see the truth that hes only being used I love my cousin and this just is not right
    Yesterday at 12:21pm · 1

    Annette THANKS COURTNEY US FAMILY MEMEBRS NEEDS TO SPEND ALOT OF FAMILY TIME TOGETHERRIGHT NOW I AM DEALING WITH ALOT MY SELF
    Yesterday at 12:22pm

    Courtney I know what you mean. Hows my Mikey?
    Yesterday at 12:22pm · 1

    Annette WELL I GOT TO GO I NEED TIME TO GO AND THINK YAL HAVE A GOOD DAY AND I LOVE YAL 3
    Yesterday at 12:22pm · 2

    Courtney love you too
    Yesterday at 12:23pm

    Annette MIEY IS PERFECT IVE NOT HAD ANY PROBLEMS WITH HIM HE IS WITH HIS GIRL
    Yesterday at 12:23pm

    Annette LOVE YAL MORE THEN YAL KNOW WELL GOTTA GO AND STOP CRYING
    Yesterday at 12:24pm · 1

    Courtney ‎:) My Ittle comedian lol
    Yesterday at 12:24pm · 1

    Annette YA HE IS
    Yesterday at 12:24pm

    Kelsea yea i know i was like dang did he really mean this i hope he didnt and i hope he still talks to me like a brother like he use too and when he gets home i hope he calls and said i am sorry for wat i said and say im still yalls brother and i hope he texts me or something :)
    Yesterday at 12:24pm · 1

    Kelsea i love you to mama
    Yesterday at 12:24pm · 1

    Annette LOVE YA KELSEA
    Yesterday at 12:25pm · 1

    Kelsea and i miss mikey
    Yesterday at 12:25pm · 2

    Kayla I love u too mama
    Yesterday at 12:28pm

    Kayla Me too kelsea I miss Mikey too <|3
    Yesterday at 12:28pm

    Kelsea and i miss khris too dont you kayla igghtt
    Yesterday at 2:42pm

    Khristopher aye yall its morgan i am so sorry tht i put this on khris wall he didnt say any of this but i was talking this kayla n sissy so everything is worked out fine he is gonna talk to yall but we jus dnt want any bullshit or outta tha way shit said well we love yall all ttul one im gone....
    Yesterday at 3:06pm

    Kelsea Ok that hert me morgan a lot ok I cryed and cryed
    Yesterday at 3:12pm

    Kelsea Go look at my last staus morgan
    Yesterday at 3:13pm

    Kelsea Does khris knows you did that??
    23 hours ago

    Annett MORGAN WHAT THE FUCK IF I COME GET MY SON I PROMISE UR ASS WILL NOT LIKE ME I AM SICK OF UR MOTHER FUCKING BULLSHIT
    23 hours ago

    Annette THAT IS FUCKED UP BEGGED MY SON COME AND CHILL WITH UR ASS THEN HE SLEEP IN A MOTHER FUCKING COLD ASS CAR IM SORRY NO PUSSY IS WORTH SLEEPING IN A MOTHER FUCKING CAR I MEAN NO PUSSY

    http://www.ghitp.wordpress.com/

    JManslow

  • I wish I could quit Annette, but I'm addicted to her.

    MisterSmiley

  • sniper_terp said...

    i've seen this a few times.

    Wow! That is powerful.

    SATerp

  • Should I start from the beginning and get caught up on Annette? I didn't realize she was gonna take off like this in this thread and now I want in on the action. Is it worth it?

    "I suffered through the Boller years and nearly a decade of offensive futility." -Bmorechil

    ccterp