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15 months ago

jocking her shit.

I have no understanding of what that entails, but I love the rhythm of that expression...
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Okay, so, if I'm reading this right, AAAA and BBBB's husband are both tattoo artists. BBBB and AAAA's wife are tat-groupies, apparently. I *think* AAAA's wife and BBBB got into an argument when AAAA's wife decided to get a tattoo that BBBB had claimed before she got pregnant.
So, basically, if everyone involved in that thread died, the world would probably be a better place.
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I'm getting together with a group of friends tonight and I'm seriously thinking about making copies of that and we could do a dramatic reading.
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15 months ago

LeafeeWolf said...
Okay, so, if I'm reading this right, AAAA and BBBB's husband are both tattoo artists. BBBB and AAAA's wife are tat-groupies, apparently. I *think* AAAA's wife and BBBB got into an argument when AAAA's wife decided to get a tattoo that BBBB had claimed before she got pregnant.
So, basically, if everyone involved in that thread died, the world would probably be a better place.

Interesting interpretation but if AAA's wife got the tattoo and BBB isn't getting tattooed anymore, how can she be accused of copying AAA's wife?
I feel like this is one of those logic puzzles you do is middle school and I'm going to spend the rest of the day trying to figure it out.
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15 months ago

BBBB is a rich tattoo artist. AAAA and BBBB's wife are friends. AAAA was getting some ink done but she got pregnant and stopped the process. That pissed off BBBB, who cannot get his wife pregnant and was okeydoked into taking care of a kid that wasn't his. Inside, BBBB is mad that he can't get his wife pregnant but on the surface, he seems to be beefing with AAAA because apparently, AAAA is getting somewhat the same tattoo that BBBB's wife is getting. In the past, AAAA did some things she regrets (drinking and smoking while pregnant) but is now drug and alcohol free and is taking care of her kid. BBBB seems to dwell on that aspect of her life because he has nothing else on her. I think BBBB is a bully with a non working johnson. DISCUSS.
edit to say change all AAAA to BBBB and all BBBB to AAAA. carry on.

This post was edited by highnmighty on 2/3/2012 at 8:56 AM
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15 months ago

highnmighty said...
BBBB is a rich tattoo artist. AAAA and BBBB's wife are friends. AAAA was getting some ink done but she got pregnant and stopped the process. That pissed off BBBB, who cannot get his wife pregnant and was okeydoked into taking care of a kid that wasn't his. Inside, BBBB is mad that he can't get his wife pregnant but on the surface, he seems to be beefing with AAAA because apparently, AAAA is getting somewhat the same tattoo that BBBB's wife is getting. In the past, AAAA did some things she regrets (drinking and smoking while pregnant) but is now drug and alcohol free and is taking care of her kid. BBBB seems to dwell on that aspect of her life because he has nothing else on her. I think BBBB is a bully with a non working johnson. DISCUSS.

I think you have confused the genders of AAAA and BBBB, no?
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15 months ago

julester said...
I'm getting together with a group of friends tonight and I'm seriously thinking about making copies of that and we could do a dramatic reading.

I think even EAM would call this a lame Friday night.
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Isn't AAAA the chick that drank and smoked while she was pregnant?
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Isn't AAAA the chick that drank and smoked while she was pregnant?

No. AAA is the tattoo artist, BBB is the mother. Did you not read the convo?
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15 months ago

I'd love to know if pot-stirrer CCCC was a close friend of B or A or just some random friend of a friend...
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No. AAA is the tattoo artist, BBB is the mother. Did you not read the convo?

Dammit, now I have to read the whole thing again.
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JJTerpNY said...
I think even EAM would call this a lame Friday night.
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highnmighty said...
Dammit, now I have to read the whole thing again.

I think your interpretation was right, you just swapped the two names.
I really think it comes down to the fact that AAA and his wife wanted to have a baby and BBB and her husband wanted no part of that. AAA and his wife couldn't conceive and later BBB grew up and wanted a family and is now happy.
AAA is bitter because BBB has the one thing they wanted after not wanting it originally.
Baby swagger.
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15 months ago

i have a great 206 comment thread about planned parenthood and abortions, but i don't know how to abridge it.
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"You can't even have a kid or see the one you almost had so fuck you for calling out my bad decisions, you can't have what I have no matter how hard you try "
Yikes. Pretty much check mate after that.
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I want to know what happens the next time BBBB's husband sees AAAA since it looks like they work together?
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Why did AAAA have a kid (that may or may not have been his?) taken away?
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Why did AAAA have a kid (that may or may not have been his?) taken away?

Maybe has to do with BBBB alluding to his a alcoholism? or maybe the alcoholism was a result of the swimmers who cant swim gud.
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Why did AAAA have a kid (that may or may not have been his?) taken away?

I'm guessing it was because he was a "shitty parent" and that kids mom moved on to another relationship.
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Accused Rapist Trolls Police On Facebook

This is Dustin McCombs. The Jefferson County Sheriffs Creep of the Week page. When Dustin McCombs learned about it, he was naturally pissed off, so he did what comes most naturally on the internet. He started to troll the sheriff.
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I so badly want to troll the shit out of this picture that popped up on my Facebook newsfeed.
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I so badly want to troll the shit out of this picture that popped up on my Facebook newsfeed.

DO IT.
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I so badly want to troll the shit out of this picture that popped up on my Facebook newsfeed.

Something like "it will tell you you're a fat pig though" should suffice.
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