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How did George Lucas manage to work in aliens into an Indiana Jones movie?

Because he's an asshole.

Key: AAA - VT fan friend of mine....BBB - stupid UVA fan (girl) friend of his...ME - Me (Swem)...Apologies for BBB's profanities. Also, apologies for my errors, I was on my phone for most of it.

AAA - Hahahaha man UVA is sooooo good at basketball this year. This is the year right??? GO TECH!
BBB - Tech doesn't have much room to talk, they haven't been that great this season either.... Big whoop they beat UVA but all yall do is try to put them down..m stop saying shit when they aren't doing well either... And yea its a good year for UVa period, they have been doing very well in all their sports.
AAA - Never said tech was doing good at basketball, not once. Just love that even in the year UVA is considered "good" they can't beat tech!
BBB - They lost by 2.. I know its still a lose, but your status in away implies that tech is so much better, when including tonight uva has lost 3 games... That is a good year NO MATTER who they win or lose to. Yall just find this a reason to try to shit on uva. And they have another game again tech. Who knows what will happen then. But seriously stop trying to talk shit abouit a team that's doing a hell of a whole lot better than tech.
AAA - Haha regardless of what you say tech hasnt ever been good at basketball, probably won't be for a while, but the fact is they beat the mighty tie wearing wahoos at home LOVE IT!!!!
BBB - Which we only have 3 of WAHOO! Hahaha and no matter what we will still wear our damn ties high and proud. Its called class! Maybe you should get some. (ed note...This was my favorite...UVA fans have class because we wear ties)
ME - Come on AAA, why are you arguing with a girl about sports? i thought you were better than that. this is a loss where you can talk about us being insignificant (ed note, his smack following the UVA/Duke game was that we are back to being insignificant for losing at Duke), not the duke loss. It is girls like BBB that make me hope my future wife isnt into sports at all.
BBB - Thanks ME, no one cares about your input on me being a girl and sports. I'm a sports management major sports have been a huge part of my life forever! But hopefully your wife if a house wife that you can control. But that is a very SEXIST comment! And rude. So here's one back screw you! I'm not arguing I'm making a apoint that it was rude! I know its a damn lose and I'm not trying to make it a win!
ME - Well then stop fitting the sterotype. they beat us. we cant say anything about them. we play again in a few weeks, hopefully we will win that one. you telling these tech fans that weve had a great season in soccer and all probalby doesnt mean anythng to them, since they currently own us in all the major revenue sports
BBB - They don't own us in anything, they beat us in football (no shock there) and they beat us one game in basketball this year. I know, I know its a loss and I accepted that already, but its rude to be sitting he talking shit about a team that is better even if we lost. Last year we beat them both games the year before that we beat them in one. I'm not trying to argue it should have been a win either. Both teams played great tonight.. I've said that like 3 times... Its just annoying that I see all the shit from people saying how we "thought" this was our year. We have lost 3 games so far! And hopefully no more they have lost 7..
ME - Lol this is exactly what I'm talking about. "Both teams played great tonight.." Did you even watch the game? We shot below 33%. For 3, we went 1-14 (7.1%). We had 4 assists, and 12 turnovers. We scored 19 points in the first half. Defense was solid, it always is, but that was the worst we have looked since the Towson game. Seriously, just shut up and let them gloat.
BBB - Whatever. And I didn't get to watch the whole game.. But every time I saw parts, they seemed to being well. Your just being the typical guy let's prove her wrong bc I know all the stats and she doesn't know shit. I don't keep track of basketball stats, sorry I know I don't know everything on the sport. But I'm not gonna be like oh god we sucked. I'm not a negative person. Like seriously stop being rude, I don't care if they gloat but don't call yourself a great team when your not. I never called us a great team bc we aren't the best. Whatever dude, find a girl that doesn't know shit. I don't care your not marrying me you can leave me alone at anytime, but you keep talking back...

End my trolling of her (for now).

summary: Stupid girl tries to talk sports.

10 seconds I'll never get back.

I'm at the mva and the girl in front of me wanted to get a md license and she lives in VA.

XXX
To Jerry Sandusky: Congratulations, murderer, you killed a [football] legend.

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Haha, I couldn't agree more. No one but you cares about the current physical condition of your kid. In a similar vein, some girl on my facebook posted something like, "I know 99% of the city is bummed out today but this little guy (her kid pictured below) pulled on my earrings during the game!"

Thanks for sharing you idiot, I feel much better about the Ravens now.

Kind of random but the name Lexi has to be exponentially more represented among white trash than any other faction of society. right?

Hahaha, new best buddies united by our hatred of Facebook moms. Sounds like a movie.

I'm trying to figure out how someone could think that a kid pulling on an earring would be interesting to anyone. And that includes the kid and the person whose earring was pulled on.

I don't get it. Is she saying that she can't be mad about the Ravens because of her adorable child or is she saying that she's the most bummed out because the Ravens lost AND her stupid kid kept pulling on her earrings?

I had kind of the opposite experience. Last night after the game my dog got diarrhea and shat all over the carpet.

Was it a stripper?