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  • RDurr said...

    i hope your reply was something like "Don't be obtuse"

    That would be a cute answer.

    SATerp

  • SATerp said...

    That would be a cute answer.

    agree, it was a good line.

    swemm

  • Friend got married today, and she has been on facebook way too much. I'm on quite a bit, but I cannot imagine updating it on my wedding day as much as she has. She doesn't seem to get on all that frequently either, which makes it more interesting.

    swemm

  • swemm said...

    Friend got married today, and she has been on facebook way too much. I'm on quite a bit, but I cannot imagine updating it on my wedding day as much as she has. She doesn't seem to get on all that frequently either, which makes it more interesting.

    Clearly the groom has a case of whiskey dick.

    I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right?

    Omar Little ●

  • It was deleted, but earlier, but I have a facebook "friend" who's gay that had a status basically of "In 2012, my goal is to have sex with as many guys as possible. Screw relationships, this will be my year"

    Regardless of the fact that he's gay, even if that were a girl or even a guy talking about girls, it'd still be a ridiculous comment

    I just embarrassed myself with this post

    HamsterHuey

  • XXXX
    going home to sesame chicken , fried rice and an egg roll, finally, ♥ golden wok , maybe the world is going to start turning around for me

    "It's just so hard," Greivis said. "It's my heart, my love. Maryland made me who I am."

    RaiseHigh

  • I feel like I'm doing the list a disservice by only picking out a few of them, but here you go...

    The 50 Most Brilliant, Obnoxious, Or Delightfully Sociopathic Facebook Posts Of 2011 | Happy Place

    more embarrassing status updates before they could click delete. Consider this list a year-end toast to everyone who makes Facebook the wonderful nightmare that it is...

    www.happyplace.com
    attachmentattachmentattachment

    Well, I mean, that’s what it is. I doodoo and then listen to Katy Perry.

    dexterstjacques

  • 4 years ago today I married the love of my life. Life hasn't always been easy nor perfect but we have made it. I love you Jamie xxxxxxx. Let's continue living our love song;)

    fingergun

    hokthu

  • highnmighty

  • dexterstjacques said...

    I feel like I'm doing the list a disservice by only picking out a few of them, but here you go...

    Mistersmiley hit that joint up a few days ago. It's a good one, though.

    SATerp

  • lolol

    "It's just so hard," Greivis said. "It's my heart, my love. Maryland made me who I am."

    RaiseHigh

  • ZatcherCakes

  • This one goes out to Raise:

    (Pittsburgh Steeler "fan" girl)

    XXX XXXX
    why do girls sit there & pretend to understand football. you just sound & look dumb & you give girls that actually know their shit & follow the damn sport a bad rep. quit rooting for the team of whoever you're blowing this week. pretty sure we'll all like you better if you just kept your mouth shut. ohh, and to the guys that don't even watch football but wanna talk crap, you're so cool my friend.
    LikeUnlike · · 6 hours ago via BlackBerry ·

    XXX XXXX Amennnn. So sorry some girls in fact actually know what the fuck they're talking about when it comes to sports, you inadequate waste of lives.
    6 hours ago · LikeUnlike · 1

    Her angst is funny but her words are true.

    7erps

  • Another girl chiming in where she has no right

    XXX XXXX
    Really wouldn't mind never hearing about Tebow again...Last I checked most of us were Skins fans...

    7erps

  • 7erps

  • 7erps said...

    This one goes out to Raise:

    (Pittsburgh Steeler "fan" girl)

    XXX XXXX why do girls sit there & pretend to understand football. you just sound & look dumb & you give girls that actually know their shit & follow the damn sport a bad rep. quit rooting for the team of whoever you're blowing this week. pretty sure we'll all like you better if you just kept your mouth shut. ohh, and to the guys that don't even watch football but wanna talk crap, you're so cool my friend. LikeUnlike · · 6 hours ago via BlackBerry ·

    XXX XXXX Amennnn. So sorry some girls in fact actually know what the fuck they're talking about when it comes to sports, you inadequate waste of lives. 6 hours ago · LikeUnlike · 1

    Her angst is funny but her words are true.

    Facebook is hurting my head today between casual Steeler fans that clearly do not have a clue doing the whole "It was a good season!" thing and Ravens' fans who clearly dislike the Steelers more than they like the Ravens.

    Nothing beat the New York fan complaining about a lack of media attention towards the Giants due to Tebow though.

    This post was edited by RaiseHigh on 1/9/2012 at 9:03 AM

    "It's just so hard," Greivis said. "It's my heart, my love. Maryland made me who I am."

    RaiseHigh

  • RHTB&G said...

    Facebook is hurting my head today between casual Steeler fans that clearly do not have a clue doing the whole "It was a good season!" thing and Ravens' fans who clearly dislike the Steelers more than they like the Ravens.

    JUST SERIOUSLY QUITE ROOTING FOR THE TEAM OF WHOEVER YOU'RE BLOWING THIS WEEK

    (by far my favorite thing on facebook in a long time)

    7erps

  • 7erps said...

    JUST SERIOUSLY QUITE ROOTING FOR THE TEAM OF WHOEVER YOU'RE BLOWING THIS WEEK

    (by far my favorite thing on facebook in a long time)

    LOLOLOLOLOL

    Incredible

    "WE WANT MORE WE WANT MORE girl is providing the rallying cry for the 2013 O's." ~dh2k3

    JDawgBBall9 ●

  • 7erps said...

    JUST SERIOUSLY QUITE ROOTING FOR THE TEAM OF WHOEVER YOU'RE BLOWING THIS WEEK

    (by far my favorite thing on facebook in a long time)

    It was a close toss-up between who I hated more yesterday: Tim Tebow or 7erps. Good work on Twitter.

    "It's just so hard," Greivis said. "It's my heart, my love. Maryland made me who I am."

    RaiseHigh

  • I was Tebowing hard as shit on the Twittersphere yesterday...probably a bit overboard.

    7erps

  • HELLO FB FAM, OK I HAVE SOME FRIENDS THAT ARE LOOKING FOR WORK. SO IF YOU KNOW OF JOB OPENINGS IN MD OR VA CAN YOU POST THE PLACE, JOB AND CONTACT INFO IN THE COMMENTS TO THIS POST AND HOPEFULLY SOMEONE CAN BLESSED WITH A JOB.

    sniper_terp ●

  • For the record: I use Facebook to keep in touch with friends & to network with other creative types in the music biz and such. If you think you can make a pass at me on FB, follow these steps: 1) delete me as a friend coz I don't like you already & 2) go fuck yourself.

    comment1: when you pose like that in a bikini - what do you expect?
    comment2: Damn! I was gonna hit on you and now I have to go f@$k myself!

    RDurr

  • XXX XXXX listened to the playlist '90s SMASH HITS! on Spotify.

    *
    One Sweet Day
    Mariah Carey feat. Boyz II Men
    *
    No Scrubs - With Rap
    TLC
    *
    No Diggity
    Blackstreet · Dr. Dre
    *
    My Heart Will Go On - Love Theme From "Titanic"
    Céline Dion;James Horner
    *
    More Than Words
    Extreme
    *
    MMMBop
    Hanson
    *
    Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
    Crash Test Dummies
    *
    Millennium
    Robbie Williams
    *
    Men In Black
    Will Smith
    *
    Meet Virginia
    Train
    *
    Ghetto Supastar (That is What You Are)
    Pras (featuring Ol' Dirty Bast...
    *
    You Make Me Wanna...
    Usher
    *
    The Beautiful People
    Marilyn Manson
    *
    Doo Wop (That Thing)
    Lauryn Hill

    7erps

  • Totally normal guy, but he likes to do a post-mortem of his relationships on facebook. I don't get it. Is he looking for sympathy? Trying to announce to the girls of his facebook world that he's single? Some examples:

    -I thought the dates with XXXX went well - she apparently thought differently, oh well. Move on to another fish in the sea, right? [He just posted ONE WEEK AGO about his first date with this girl]

    -Like a month ago we get: "Back to being single again, she's a great girl but it's for the best."

    neal990 ●

  • i'm friends with tiffles too

    RDurr

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