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  • We had one on the old board and I don't want to be castrated by Smiley.

    "I'm 24 years old with a firm grasp on a career and live without depending on anyone. I know what I want out of life and won't settle. Don't you DARE call me immature." said via a facebook status update.

    http://www.ghitp.wordpress.com/

    JManslow

  • Make a joke, using the above status, about a poster not named Tiffles.

    PredaTerp

  • ....ok guYs leTs geT crEAtivE....noW geEeeSsshhh!! Im bouta sTaRt grouPin suMMA yaLL qUesTioNs 2geTHEr.....soUND LIke yaLL saYiN dhA saMe thinG juZ 1 typIn befOre dha OtheR!! lol goTTA few GOOD ONES DOE [[WINKs]]....keEP em COMiN!! LOL

    It takes way too much effort to type like this and is going to cause blindness. Also, what is the deal with the Q and A fad on facebook?

    http://www.ghitp.wordpress.com/

    JManslow

  • Kushton Slater: YOU GOTTA JUGDE A NIGGA BY HIS PRINCIPLES !

    My boi's from my high school basketball team either A. change their names to something ridiculous B. come up with awesome statuses or C. both

    Congrats to the 2011 Suqueboard WPT Champion: Amyeg

    vtalejo

  • Somebody posted:

    Should the government ban Fox News as suggested by Democrat Senator Rockefeller?
    1: Yes
    2: No

    I decided to research the actual quote to see if he's actually trying to have Fox News banned. What he said was: "I'm tired of the right and the left. There's a little bug inside of me which wants to get the FCC to say to Fox and to MSNBC, 'Out. Off. End. Goodbye.' "

    Funny how people pick and choose what parts to hear.

    TerpBE

  • TerpBE said...

    Somebody posted:

    Should the government ban Fox News as suggested by Democrat Senator Rockefeller? 1: Yes 2: No

    I decided to research the actual quote to see if he's actually trying to have Fox News banned. What he said was: "I'm tired of the right and the left. There's a little bug inside of me which wants to get the FCC to say to Fox and to MSNBC, 'Out. Off. End. Goodbye.' "

    Funny how people pick and choose what parts to hear.

    i just logged on and saw the same thing. my aunt actually voted and responded to it banghead

    juuustin

  • I enjoy race-baiting all of Tiffles' friends within his status updates. It's really quite fun.

    classlessthug: I have too much on my plate to worry about the fact that my junk intimidates some needle D undergrad.

    eamhokie94

  • This had me laughing. Some dumb jerk tries to spy on his ex and then has an asthma attack because he cant handle rejection and the fact that she has apparently moved on quite well while he sits and stares at his computer screen with his inhaler. what a loser.

    This post was edited by Nolaeer on 11/19/2010 at 9:32 AM

    Facebook jealousy sparks asthma attacks in dumped boy - USATODAY.com

    Beware unhappy asthmatics: Italian doctors warn that Facebook could trigger an attack in some susceptible users.

    www.usatoday.com

    Many of Pitt's 58 "rushing attempts" were the result qb Tino Sunseri fleeing the pocket like a man whose clothes were on fire.

    Nolaeer

  • I HATE TOWSON! I don't see how people that are close to 30 years old, could possibly STILL talk shit and spread rumors. Its funny, because I havn't seen or talked to some of these people in over a year, but yet they know everything about everybody and insist on saying HURTFUL HORRIBLE THINGS, that are not only 100% UNTRUE, but can cause some serious damage. Havnt there been enough lifetime movies to get the message across about "Cyber bullying" and gossiping and the harm it can cause! Especially from people who have their own skeletons and demons. My point being " YOU SHOULDN'T THROW STONES IF YOU LIVE IN A GLASS HOUSE!"

    strOterp

  • credit card and car keys delivered!! I'm back in action :D

    AlphaOmega said... im sorry i was confusing...your "Superbowl" was the Redskins losing since you know that the Ravens cant win it all.

    TheHugeManatee

  • how did I not realize how Ebay works? Want to know what I'm getting over the next 4 days if other people don't bid? 2 pairs of steve madden heels, 1 pair of knee high leather boots, a diane vonfurstenburg dress, some random designers shirt, an alice and olivia dress, a banana republic shirt, oh and haha red keds? I'm so glad when I was clicking around the really fancy designer dresses I didn't put a 1000 bid down just for "fun". I'm such an asshole-I really have a new level of hatred for myself. So basically I will have no money for the next 2 weeks because of my Ebay disaster. Why can't you take back bids?! WHY!

    AlphaOmega said... im sorry i was confusing...your "Superbowl" was the Redskins losing since you know that the Ravens cant win it all.

    TheHugeManatee

  • strOterp said...

    I HATE TOWSON! I don't see how people that are close to 30 years old, could possibly STILL talk shit and spread rumors. Its funny, because I havn't seen or talked to some of these people in over a year, but yet they know everything about everybody and insist on saying HURTFUL HORRIBLE THINGS, that are not only 100% UNTRUE, but can cause some serious damage. Havnt there been enough lifetime movies to get the message across about "Cyber bullying" and gossiping and the harm it can cause! Especially from people who have their own skeletons and demons. My point being " YOU SHOULDN'T THROW STONES IF YOU LIVE IN A GLASS HOUSE!"

    How about, 'no one should throw stones'? My policy is no stone throwing, regardless of housing situation. There is one exception - if you're trapped in a glass house, and you have a stone - throw it. Really, it's only people in glass houses should throw stones.

    If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?

    chrs0049

  • Does anyone else have friends who have a single facebook page for both the husband and wife? Why the hell would anyone do this?

    tecmoHOOperbowl

  • eamhokie94 said...

    I enjoy race-baiting all of Tiffles' friends within his status updates. It's really quite fun.

    Same.

    Turns out if your facebook name is:

    Shawna "True African Princess God Love Sister BabyDoll RIPDerrick9/14" Smith then you are not particularly interested in a white persons view on life as a black woman. Who knew.

    This post has been edited 2 times, most recently by Canyonerooooo on 8/22/2011 at 1:10 PM

    Canyonerooooo

  • tecmoHOOperbowl said...

    Does anyone else have friends who have a single facebook page for both the husband and wife? Why the hell would anyone do this?

    Yes - terrible.

    PantsEnFuego

  • Sweet!LaserTag! said...

    Shawna "True African Princess God Love Sister BabyDoll RIPDerrick9/14" Smith

    Mutual Friend

    7erps

  • tecmoHOOperbowl said...

    Does anyone else have friends who have a single facebook page for both the husband and wife? Why the hell would anyone do this?

    You should report them because its against the Facebook TOS. Could be funny if Facebook decided to enforce it.

    sniper_terp

  • bump. There has to be some good ones today.

    sniper_terp

  • This is to my FB friends....you'll know if I'm addressing you specifically...unfortunately some that need to hear what I have to say aren't on my "friends" list...makes you wonder why. Who are YOU to condemn me and judge me for my decisions and my actions? Until you know the WHOLE story and until you have ALL of the pieces to the puzzle, how dare you "assume" that I am a bad person. When you know it all and you have all of the pieces, THEN...and only then...do you have ANY right to express your opinions TO me....not through a third party. Let me tell you MY side of the story and THEN see what you have to say.

    Phatboy if you had any balls I'd meet you at the AFA Boxing gym and have Coach Weichers put some gloves on us.

    phatphelix

  • phatphelix said...

    This is to my FB friends....you'll know if I'm addressing you specifically...unfortunately some that need to hear what I have to say aren't on my "friends" list...makes you wonder why. Who are YOU to condemn me and judge me for my decisions and my actions? Until you know the WHOLE story and until you have ALL of the pieces to the puzzle, how dare you "assume" that I am a bad person. When you know it all and you have all of the pieces, THEN...and only then...do you have ANY right to express your opinions TO me....not through a third party. Let me tell you MY side of the story and THEN see what you have to say.

    Please tell me this relates to the deleted thread that IVW started.

    EricTerp

  • this is after the 100000s of messages on facebook

    Ross: Does anyone know if there was an earthquake? (obvious sarcasm here)
    Me: No they don't have those in Maryland (more sarcasm)
    Megan : Yea there definitely was one
    Sheree: I don't normally comment on other peoples post but I hope this girl is being sarcastic
    Megan: No I'm not there def was one.... Watch the NEWS!!
    Sheree: BAHHAHHAHA
    Megan: bahah jokes on you. Watch the news, im not crazy i felt it and so did the ppl i work with and it's all over the news
    Sheree: I don't even know how to respond to this.

    Pic Sigs are for losers.

    jgdomino

  • earthquake the same week as Irene...can't wait to hear all the liberals claiming the world is coming to an end haha

    http://www.ghitp.wordpress.com/

    JManslow

  • jgdomino said...

    this is after the 100000s of messages on facebook

    Ross: Does anyone know if there was an earthquake? (obvious sarcasm here) Me: No they don't have those in Maryland (more sarcasm) Megan : Yea there definitely was one Sheree: I don't normally comment on other peoples post but I hope this girl is being sarcastic Megan: No I'm not there def was one.... Watch the NEWS!! Sheree: BAHHAHHAHA Megan: bahah jokes on you. Watch the news, im not crazy i felt it and so did the ppl i work with and it's all over the news Sheree: I don't even know how to respond to this.

    I hope Megan is attractive for her own sake.

    JuniorGT

  • Ok, so I just went back and reread my Daily Bible verse that comes to my phone every morning and I think I need to post it again. Matthew 24:42 Therefore stay awake, for you do not know on what day your Lord is coming. That's all I'm gonna say about that. Enjoy the rest of your day :)

    http://www.ghitp.wordpress.com/

    JManslow

  • tecmoHOOperbowl said...

    Does anyone else have friends who have a single facebook page for both the husband and wife? Why the hell would anyone do this?

    I have a friend who has an account in her husband's name only but posts on it as if it were hers, so there is a bunch of posts about how much John loves John and thinks John is the best husband, father, etc. in the world. Not nearly as funny as it could be.

    TheRawDogg

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