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Normal people who go to big state schools like NCSU feast on morally casual 6's and 7's for four or five years, and consequently never ever trip over their own sexual stupidity this badly.
This post was edited by PKP 313 19 months ago
What is the deal with wanting to even put her in the friend zone? Put her in the "you're out of my life" zone.
Right. Just have your friends collect your records and then change your number.
Seriously, this isn't rocket science.
I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right?
Yeah, if I ever use 'friend-zone' in any of my posts, I give you guys full permission to hunt me down and kill me.
I don't even have a "friendzone." There's basically my wife, my neighbors and then people who I used to know who I now just follow on Facebook.
Girls have a friend zone. Guys have: 1) currently banging, 2) want to bang, 3) would bang if drunk, 4) wouldn't bang.
I think anytime this dude can get a girl in bed, we should chalk it up as a victory (I'm pretending this is real dammit!) even if she cries while he's hitting it. It's also quite possible he's confusing female orgasm noises for crying being so unfamiliar with the former sound. Even if this is mainly false (and it almost has to be), the need to regularly make up stories like this leads me to believe there's more truth here than should be for any normal man.
I would crotch-kick you if you told me that story in person.
I thought a guy's friend zone was the fifth zone you left off: would bang her friends, so keep her around for now
oh yea, one more thing, your gf dumped you - and unless it was because you are a total dick head then she was defintely banging someone else. fuck her for trying to make you feel guilty about banging someone else. whore.
this is an acceptable thread if
1) The author (male) is 15 and was initially seduced by the girlfriend who was in her 20's and has wrecked his head
2) The author is a woman regaling us with her lesbian experiences
3) The author suffers from extreme autism
4) The author attended iNCeST
You score a super gay on the Kinsey Scale for sharing feelings on the internet.
Follow The Meat!
Kind of a personal question but here goes. Do you have both male and female reproductive organs?
When I'm laughing at your game, you know it's bad.
classlessthug: I have too much on my plate to worry about the fact that my junk intimidates some needle D undergrad.
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