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If he's posting now, when he should be either dead drunk or elbows deep in it....*shakes head*
Poor dumb bastard...
[Prayingmantisterp] Has she bitten his head off yet? [/Prayingmantisterp]
"I like fixing broken things" - Kevin Plank
Shut up pissirs
Did you stick your wang in her puss?
classlessthug: I have too much on my plate to worry about the fact that my junk intimidates some needle D undergrad.
I love you.
"It's just so hard," Greivis said. "It's my heart, my love. Maryland made me who I am."
Congrats on that...and the whole marriage thing.
Congrats on lowering your car insurance!!!
Congrats on no longer fearing death!
Congrats on the tax benefits!!!
Preemptive congrats on knocking her up and ruining your life!*
* just kidding of course. Kids are, um, the best things that can happen to you.
Will post some awesome Dave Neal pics, completely sweated through light blue dress shirt
I bet your lovely bride was sauntering down the aisle with her father before Dave knocked his ass out with a pick.
"And I try to har-mo-nize with songs the lonesome sparrow sings...
There are no kings inside the Gates of Eden."
For some reason, I'm envisioning the bouquet toss having very little arc.
Back story. For the past two weeks the groomsmen have been arguing over who has to walk with the other bridesmaid who will be wearing a pink dress. Neither wants to wear a pink tie. The bride and groom decide to solve this problem by just having all the ties match.
Last night I get a text from the bride explaining how since resolving the tie color issue the two groomsmen have been arguing over who gets to walk with the cute bridesmaid and who gets stuck walking with the tall one. She said she is tired of making decisions and asked which one I'd rather walk with..... Only she meant to text the OTHER BRIDESMAID- the cute one- and not me. She apologized profusely and tried to explain she and the guys "didn't mean it like that."
My response of "well tell the unlucky asshole that gets stuck with me that while I can't do anything about being ugly, I'll be sure to hunch my shoulders and slouch down in all the pictures so he doesn't look so short" pissed her off. Although it could have been the text reminding her when you have groomsmen that are 5'5 and 5'7 that you don't put the 5'9 bridesmaid (whose dress you have already complained is too short) in 4 inch heels that really pissed her off.
Either way... This wedding is going to be fantastic.
do you have a +1? The entertainment might be worth a flight.
"Maryland football: Where everybody gets hurt and the starting left tackle has an existential crisis."
Could be worse. You could be a guy that was stressing for weeks over who they were going to walk 50 feet down an aisle with.
LOL @ giving people choices in the matter. "You stand here and walk with her. Get in line." What is wrong with these assholes?
Im ready for aa 5th of vodica to end my feels.
I don't think even I was privy to these decisions for my wedding until the rehearsal.
This post was edited by Baldwin 12 months ago
who the f cares if you have to wear a pink tie?
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