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I'd probably enjoy reading a list compiled of all of the variations that were used as a tag ... ranging from awesome to horrifically awful.
Ok so I missed this one. Whats the background?
The Gary recruiting trip to see Eric Hayes is the single greatest post in the history of the board. There may have been better threads, but that post is the best. If it were in the current format of the board, it would have 500+ upvotes. I used to have it saved somewhere, but I think its gone. I'm sure someone has it saved. If anyone hasn't read it, they need to.
If memory serves that was an ex-gf of Ender's who owed him some money, he posted her first name and where she lived and within thirty minutes Oral had her full name, current address, up to date pictures and then phoned her at work to make a collection call for the money
Oral 1.0 was legit terrifying on the board. I remember when he called RedArmy at work on his unlisted number. The board football game was that weekend and he said he was coming to take pictures. I really thought he was going to wear someone's face home from the game.
This reminds me of 286's Gary Summer Calendar thread. Hilarious how accurate that was. Of course that's sports board and not the suque.
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not sure if it was mentioned but the thread where oral tried to get Aschafe to go on a date with RTQ. (Thanks for the assist KUQT)
Now with link!!
I think there are a lot of similarities. Definitely some common, insecure ground upon which to build a bitter edifice of, at least, lust.
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Pic Sigs are for losers.
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I may be slightly off, but here goes. WSO was either a great poster or a great troll on this board, depending on who you talk to. MrsG was his girlfriend and also posted here, although we had doubts about whether she was just another persona that he made up. They split up and got into fights on the board. Good stuff.
Anyway, MowrMowrTerp, a poster who had been on the boards for forever, started PMing MrsG behind the scenes and took her out on a date--even though he had a fiancee at the time. I forget how the details came out (I'm sure it was from WSO), but apparently he bought her dinner, got a hotel, went down on her, and got only a HJ in return. It blew up on the board and had real life implications for him, and he hasn't been back.
Wrong schafe... and it was RTQ.
Patchs n' Cream deserves her face on the suque hall of fame. You know the thread where she was drugged and abducted and recruiting folks on the suque to help her track down the guy.
"One time a chick smeared her menses all over me and it was just unbelievably....well, you can imagine. - oralterpitude"
I'm actually still facebook friends with MrsG for some reason
"Maryland football: Where everybody gets hurt and the starting left tackle has an existential crisis."
I used to like tagging based on the thread starter. I think my favorite was when you started a thread on sharting or something and I tagged "helpmypantsarefullofsh-t"
She's the one with the make-believe husband right? I think I met her at a board tailgate.
Ender has been my candy for years. Any thread involving that dude was hilarious to me.
Ender driving 120 mph on the highway for fun, Ender working as a chinese delivery man, and ofcourse Ender's wedding where the boat crashed into the dock with half the suque in attendance.
Didn't there used to be a guy on here who didn't date littleBigE?
I *may* still have her contact information somewhere and I think I'm the only one that still believes her story.
Well, most of it.
And the awesome gifs of him. There was one of him eating 100 McD's cheesburgers and one where he ran Tiffles over with an RV.
The Tommy Toughnuts thread merits consideration as well.
Whatever happened to littleBigE? Sorry like I said been off of here since it moved from Scout until a couple days ago.
joesmith's (?) package stealer thread....
pretty sure Flops still has her number too.
When she "broke up" with her fake husband, Flops and I texted her at 1am asking her how she was doing. We told her were hgoodman and just wanted to check in to see if she was okay.
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