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I'm pretty sure that in a bar full of married guys and coltsfan, that none of the married guys would be the creepiest guy in the bar.
This post was edited by MisterSmiley 16 months ago
I have no dog in this fight but doesn't this imply that no woman has gotten fat while the dude stayed in shape because that certainly isn't true.
I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right?
You don't need to be married to know about marriage. Is Bill Belichick not the greatest coach because he never played in the NFL? Is Theo Epstein a bad GM because he never picked up a baseball in his life?
The explanation is simple. People respond to incentives. What incentive does a woman have to stay in shape once she snagged a man and her dream wedding? She already won at life at this point. Basic Econ 101 theory that everyone knows thats assuming they have that at UVA.
Ah shit you got me too. Great work Colts.
I picture a bunch of suits, and a giant praying mantis sitting in a dark corner.
eamhokie94: Is your name Nazi in pig Latin?
You are missing the whole sub set of women who "snag a man", don't have to work outside the house, spend 2 hours everyday exercising, and you could bounce a quarter off their bellies.
Not to mention most of this same crowd has had some work, and I don't necessarily mean gigantic fake boobs.
Of course not. A fat wife is not an inevitability though. Although I'd argue that you should be able to spot a girl that's intent on letting herself go.
If women gain 21 pounds a year after marriage (which seems crazy high and probably has something to do with women basically starving themselves pre-wedding), I'd assume men gain at least that much.
Well, I mean, that’s what it is. I doodoo and then listen to Katy Perry.
Eh theres rhyme or reason sometimes, i lost 50± first year (200 to 150 give or take)my wife gained 10. Probably was from starving for wedding, but stable the 2nd year so far.
This post was edited by Pyroterp 16 months ago
I spit Kung Pao out my nose. Oww
[wrongtakeawayterp] Okay, but she'd better give me a heads up before her water breaks! [/wrongtakeawayterp]
When I first read this, I thought you wrote "gagging."
This seems like a pretty hard study to swallow.
"And I try to har-mo-nize with songs the lonesome sparrow sings...
There are no kings inside the Gates of Eden."
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