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No matter where you fall on funding for scientific research, I think we can all agree that this issue deserves greater analysis.
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This post was edited by terps99 16 months ago
Oral sex also cures a lack of jewelry or clothes.
Cures divorce too. Also, strange.*
And nagging, at least temporarily.
Get to work Kate Middleton. Bring Pippa along too please.
Also the leading cause for no sex after the wedding
Myth about no sex after the wedding. At least if you marry the right girl.
This was something that should have been brought to my attention 11 months ago.
It doesn't count as sex if its keep the peace duty sex. Lemme guess, she lays like a deadfish now. She puts less effort into sex after she got fat off the wedding cake.
Ladies and gentlemen, everybody welcome to the podium marital sex expert coltsfan!
"Maryland football: Where everybody gets hurt and the starting left tackle has an existential crisis."
Fun fact: The wedding cake isn't big enough to make anyone obese.
I liked it better when I didn't know Coltsfan was a homeless Ethiopian with a library pass
“Route 1, where everybody meets.” ~Nick Faust #5
maybe not the cake but marriage makes a woman fat. I read a study that the average woman gains 21 lbs in the first year after marriage. Congrats on locking up a lifetime of no sex or obese and baby stretched pussy!
You'd be surprised how a vagina can snap back after child birth (but having your vagina experiences limited to what you've seen in the Internet, there's a lot you would be surprised about regarding vaginas)
Marriage doesn't make women fat. Feeling you don't have to impress anyone anymore makes you fat. If you get fat, so will she. If you make it clear that you're making in effort to stay in shape, so will she. Really not difficult.
Well, I mean, that’s what it is. I doodoo and then listen to Katy Perry.
I dunno, that married 44 year old hooker looked pretty good to me.
Solid gold. +1
You couldn't be any more wrong, Mrs3mr is in better shape and weighs less now than in college, women become much less inhibited as they get a little age on them, hence the sex is better, and more adventurous, and she had a C section, FTW!
This post was edited by 3minute rule 16 months ago
Alex Flanigan too. she has four kids.
Stop investing so much time into this negative mindset of the world. Put down the keyboard/laptop/iPad/smartphone. The internet is full of people ranting in absolutes that aren't remotely true. Stop reading that crap, go out and find real reasons to live. Work on yourself so you'll find that girl who wants to keep in shape for you.
The no sex after marriage is one of the random topics Colts loves to troll on for some reason. Just like the 250k is rich topic and the baseball is dying topic. And yet, people still take the bait.
When I want to know about marriage, I definitely trust the college aged single guy!
I take my lessons McDonald's commercials. That's why I think of all women as temperamental gargoyles that I must shield any true thoughts or self-identity in order to please them.
Coltsfan is so good at what he does. He gets people in every single thread to engage him. Great job colts!!
I believe this to be true.
I also believe black people are everywhere and kids would sell their parents into slavery for a happy meal toy.
So the choice is fat, huge vagina, or hooker wife? Not a lot to look forward to. Plus you got your marriage goggles on. Anything that has a pulse, a vagina, and under 300 lbs is attractive to a married guy which is why married guys are always the creepiest guys in a bar or strip club.
Not the ones I go to.
Its usually me.
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