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Please don't start yiffing, neal.
What is the Prom: Eat this thread even parodying?
"Maryland football: Where everybody gets hurt and the starting left tackle has an existential crisis."
When keeping it real goes wrong. This thread is tl;dr and about a sport most here don't care about, but drama is legit-ass and the summary is as follows-
-jiu-jitsu guy switches teams (to one of the top teams in the nation, based in Maryland) and publishes DVD with his former coach's training methods
-everyone on the Internet talks shit about him
-his original coach joins in, talking shit about his "disloyalty" and "being a dick" and being molested by a priest
-turns out the original coach was a marine convicted of both espionage and cheating on his pregnant wife with the wife of another marine
-calling someone disloyal for changing sports teams and making an instructional DVD, while he betrayed his country.... uh... credibility somewhat lacking there hoss
"1991 - CHARLES LEE FRANCIS ANZALONE, a 23-year old Marine corporal stationed in Yuma, Arizona, was arrested 13 February 1991 after a four-month investigation and charged with suspicion of attempted espionage. In November 1990, Anzalone, a telephone lineman, called the Soviet Embassy in Washington to offer his services as a spy (under the pretext of asking about a college scholarship). An FBI agent posing as a KGB intelligence officer contacted Anzalone who passed him two technical manuals about cryptographic equipment, a security badge, and guard schedules. Anzalone, who is part Mohawk, told the agent that he hated capitalism, the American government, and held a grudge against the nation's treatment of native Americans. Anzalone testified that his offering to spy was a ruse to get money from the Soviets. On 3 May 1991, Anzalone was found guilty of attempted espionage. He was also convicted of adultery with the wife of another Marine stationed in the Persian Gulf, and of possession and use of marijuana. He was sentenced to 15 years in prison. "
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I (and I'm sure most of you as well) knew immediately who it was w/o even looking.
Good timing on his part trying to change teams. The USSR was dead within a year.
I don't know what you mean, but it had the cadence of a joke.
I laughed just at the title. I liked it.
Yes, young goats should fear coyotes.
I've never been given the run-around or treated like a dick for no reason by Cops. Now, I get it.
"It's just so hard," Greivis said. "It's my heart, my love. Maryland made me who I am."
WTF, there are coyotes in NoVa?
Yeah, that was my initial response, but my wife knows the difference between a fox and a coyote and google reveals that there are coyote sightings in Fairfax County with some degree of frequency. It's still pretty nuts, we are literally less than a mile away from the beltway, you don't expect your semi-urban backyard to be some sort of effing nature preserve.
Did it look like this? If so you need to perform the rain dance OR the ghost dance.
I feel pretty certain that my wife would have mentioned his having a human lower body and/or canoe.
So about Chik-fil-a (I've been discussing them a lot lately on here)..
What the hell is the deal? Are those morman bastards putting some type of addictive additive in their food?
I went to a Costco in Leesburg today, where I watched a line of vehicles stretch from the dual drive-thru lanes all the way out into a main road---there were at least 40 vehicles.. and it was 11am. While not to this extreme, these places STAY packed on a regular basis.
I call conspiracy.
When did Chik Fil-A become run by Mormons?
Since I said so.
I went to a bar that was catering to the furries tonight and I got in some hot water. My friends and I were sitting at a table doing running commentary of the furries that were coming in. And two furries started making out while fully in costume. And I decided to parody the whole gay marriage debate by saying "hey, whatever they want to do doesn't bother me, but show me in the constitution where it says a horse can marry a fox." I think my joke went over everyone's heads because my friends and the furries started arguing at me about why marriage shouldn't be anyone's business blah blah blah. I started saying "what is this, Massachusetts???" Then I got booed. So I came home.
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I'm not the creator of that album.
You had no chance there, the campaign is already in motion
Maybe it was one of Neal's furries...
wtf are the furries?
My niece is having a dual Bat Mitzvah with one of her friends. They asked the friend what she wants as a theme. She said, "All I want is candy and a midget DJ."
classlessthug: I have too much on my plate to worry about the fact that my junk intimidates some needle D undergrad.
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