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Those guys make me re-think my kentucky basketball hate. My daughter busted me for crying (just a little tear) at the end of the last episode when it looked like they were going out then.
This post was edited by interpid 2 years ago
Solid troll, imo.
It's rough when you have to resort to trolling your own team. If I weren't a Redskins fan, I'm not sure I'd understand.
I was listening to Howard Stern this morning and they had a worst penis injury contest. I went through the McDonalds drive through and was laughing so hard I couldn't order.
This morning at BJJ my sparring partner got me in an armbar (see pic) and right after I tapped he doubled over in pain and then had to keep adjusting himself and walk it off for a bit. Apparently in going for the armbar he cought part of his scrote on the edge of his athletic cup and just about pinched off part of his scrote.
I think its the first time I've ever been happy that I don't wear a cup, it sounded more painful than anything he was doing to me.
why would an athlete want to appear in a commercial that would potentially be aired during the post-season of their sport (assuming they would be in the post season as a participant) .
kiss of death right?
Seriously, FUCK ALABAMA FOR TAKING AWAY ALL MY DOWNVOTES. Some of the mental midgets on premium are destroying me.
Im ready for aa 5th of vodica to end my feels.
We have some dumbass fans
"Maryland football: Where everybody gets hurt and the starting left tackle has an existential crisis."
This. I ran out 20 seconds into logging on this morning.
Yep, that's happened to me a couple of times. Not fun.
High-level conversations have gone beyond merely “throwing pencils on the ceiling and seeing what sticks,” another Health source revealed.
Jonathan BaskinIf city officials have their way, happy hour scenes such as this one (at BLT Fish in Manhattan) could become a thing of the past.
Why not just ban alcohol all together! You could reduce alcohol related injuries to zero!!
I am helping a coworker serve lunch to 40 kindergardeners. I've somehow been put in charge of the ice cream machine. I've been literally filling salad bowls full of ice cream and toppings and this one little chunk of a child is on bowl number 4!
By the time happy hour rolls around you should change your story to the following:
This morning at BJJ my sparring partner got me in an armbar. I was on the verge of tapping but I countered with the old Armbar Scrote maneuver (the ASM) where I strategically rub my arm across his cup in such a manner that I reposition it so that his scrote is pinched. Next thing you know, I'm standing above him and he's doubled over in pain. The instructor had to drive him to the hospital. It turns out the dude might lose his left nut. I bet that's the last time someone in the class tries an armbar on me.
There was a box of doughnuts out in the office kitchen this morning. As usual I was good and passed on them.
I have spent the last two hours regretting that decision.
And here I am with no ice cream like an idiot, while Tubby gorges himself. We live in an unjust world.
"And I try to har-mo-nize with songs the lonesome sparrow sings...
There are no kings inside the Gates of Eden."
I am icing my hip flexors. That's pretty much the definition of suck.
I stumbled on to My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding yesterday. If you enjoy big breasted jailbait in stripper outfits at church and are not watching this show...you are missing out.
I feel like I've hit a new low. I'm at a bar by myself. The only person who knows me is an old dude who is here every night getting drunk and hitting on young women. I actually decided to sit next to him in hopes that he would start drunkenly talking to some nearby women at the bar and I'd get an introduction.
I went out to walk over to the mini-mart and was walking by a school where there is a high school girls lacrosse game going on. And some girls who weren't playing must have just been tossing the ball around because I suddenly see an errant one rolling down the sidewalk towards me. In one fluid motion I stopped it with my foot, bent down to pick it up, and as I raised up I threw it perfectly back to the lacrosse stick of a girl standing by the fence, all while barely stopping my walk. It's hard to explain how smoothly I did it, especially because you have to take into account how awkward I am normally. All I needed was some shades to lower immediately after releasing the ball and it would have been perfect. I had a hop in my step the rest of the way.
neal every 16 year old girls wet dream.
Pic Sigs are for losers.
in your head maybe, but to everyone else around it probably looked like a Carl Lewis first pitch.
I don't think it's the kind of wetness they usually have in mind.
Springsteen by Eric Church is the best country song to come out in 10 years
I imagine myself listening to this song on repeat all summer. I never get tired of it somehow.
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