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"Yeah, you lie to that kindly, underpaid Mexican woman. You're not putting H2O in that cup at all, are you? It was Diet Pepsi all the way."
"And I try to har-mo-nize with songs the lonesome sparrow sings...
There are no kings inside the Gates of Eden."
Right, it's the reason all the Naughty America and Brazzers videos on there are like 2 minutes long and jump around and cause you to lose most of the plot. The company puts those clips on youporn and the like in the hopes that you'll want to go to their site and pay to watch the full thing. That doesn't mean there isn't pirated porn on there, but I think the porn industry has adapted to the existence of those sites.
You guys sound like R&W trying to justify stealing something other people are paying for,
I only watch porn that has the URL to the real website on the video. I can't get off without it.
It may work for the online sites but the companies like Vivid are getting killed.
Look, when Apple starts releasing porn in iTunes I'll buy it.
This post was edited by PantsEnFuego 13 months ago
ZOMG! Your soda stealing days at Chipotle are numbered R&W!
because their content is being stolen, or because there's a free alternative to their products?
Phatboy if you had any balls I'd meet you at the AFA Boxing gym and have Coach Weichers put some gloves on us.
I don't want to live in a world where online piracy has killed PassionHD.
I'm a monster
That water looks terrible.
Did you take that picture yourself, or did you just wantonly misappropriate some stock image you found on the internet?
Yeah, I got a bit confused with all the references to porn on the thread that when I saw the pic I thought it said "Ho Water" like it was some kind of dank and murky-ass water made from/for porn stars and prostitutes.
Option 2. Much like home video killed the porn "film" industry (as Boogie Nights taught me).
Their content is being stolen and uploaded to free sites.
We need more of this sort of citizen-generated, instant rim shot comedy around here. Please post this sort of thing on the 'fire Turgeon' threads plskthx
I googled "soda in a water cup chipotle", I think the results speak for themselves.
classlessthug: I have too much on my plate to worry about the fact that my junk intimidates some needle D undergrad.
Let me preface this by saying: BITCHES AIN'T ****.
Okay, I didn't mean that. Anyway, I was at The Chip, minding my own. I ordered my burrito bowl of choice: white rice, black beans, steak, tomatoes, corn, and cheese. This is what I always get. I also ask for a small cup for water. Why? Because it's free. And I fill that **** up with soda anyway (actually, I fill it up with seltzer water, but it's labeled "soda"). Basically I get drinks for free while the rest of you suckers pay for your overpriced fountain sodas.
So I'm filling up my cup when this ****ing beast-whale hybrid notices me dispensing from the tab labeled "soda." She says to me, get this, "You're not supposed to be doing that."
As you might imagine, I have a look of "What the ****?" on my face. I ask her, "What do you mean?"
She says, "That's a cup for water, not soda."
"Um, okay? What's the problem? Do you work here?"
"No, but you're taking advantage of an honest business."
"You're kidding me, right? Listen, lady, I don't really have time for this." I place the lid on my drink, grab my fork and napkin, and start heading out. Suddenly, she grabs me by the shoulder, and screams, "This is the guy!"
A ****ing Chip employee runs up to me and says, "Sir, you're gonna have to pay for that."
"Because this young lady says you took soda, not water."
"Did that dumbass tell you that it's seltzer water? Did she? It has water in the name, are you kidding me?Carbonated water. What's the big deal?"
"I'm sorry, sir, but it's labeled 'soda' for a reason."
I'm like, "FINE. I'll empty this out and grab some water."
So as I walk back to empty out my cup, I notice the fat bitch start walking away with her friend, all mighty and proud. She sort of gives me this, "Gotch'ya!" look. NOPE. NOT HAVING IT. I throw my bag of Chip at the back of her head. Of course, this catches her by surprise. She turns around, hand on head, and goes, "What the ****?" I seize the opportunity, remove the lid from my drink, and deliver the goddamn Roger Clemens to her face. She's soaking wet, standing there like she just got hosed down for being too fat at fat camp, and I'm laughing so hard. She begins to scream or gurgle something, I don't know, but before she does I interrupt her: "BITCH, DID I MAKE YOU WET? CLEAN YOURSELF UP, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME." I then dart out the place, hands on ears, wailing and laughing so I can't hear a word she says. I look back and she's all fuming, and wiping herself down.
Unfortunately, no more than 30 seconds after I was outside I realized I forgot my phone and marble notebook and pencil on the counter, so I had to go back inside and get it. That was kind of awkward, especially because I said, "Excuse me," to the same chick so I could get by her to get my stuff. :/
Must suck to type that whole post out and have it be so terribly unfunny
For shame, whoever made that second one...way to know your memes
The last line saved it and earned an uv from me.
I was gonna say that too, but they added the scumbag steve hat to him. So they know the meme's, they just aren't very funny.
This post has been edited 2 times, most recently by Baldwin 13 months ago
Ah. I never got to the last line.
it was a copy/paste. apparently this is discussed a lot across the internet.
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