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Just in case she decides to fight fire with fire, can I be your new best friend?
I feel for the guy because I was kind of in the same situation. When you date someone for a relatively long time you forget that you can be self reliant and that you can live with out her.
Sure. You like redheads?
Big fan. Does she have the freckles too?!
Slight freckles. Not ones that really stand out.
That means she fights fire with firecrotch.
Random question, can someone post that gif of all the dancing mascots for me?
And my ex just found out about it and texted me.
This post has been edited 3 times, most recently by redraven1 2 years ago
and it does not work cuz this board sucks
keep us updated. this should be good. girls are ridiculously jealous people.
im sorry i was confusing...your "Superbowl" was the Redskins losing since you know that the Ravens cant win it all.
Well she called me a cocksucker and I just ruined any chance of us getting back together. I should probably resond with a, "you know who else is a cock sucker and a good one too?" or something of that variation.
How the hell did you do that?
you gotta transcribe that text for us. that kinda stuff and pictures are what differentiates a fun thread from an epic thread.
very nice colts. that first one is almost avatar worthy. almost.
OP's doing it wrong. Playing the revenge sex game with a woman is a fool's errand. A woman will always out sex you. It's a simple recipe for defeat: a woman can usually sleep with anyone she wants whenever she wants, a man can not. It's like racing a dolphin in water. You can easily swim to a non-existent finish line while it's sleeping and yell "ha, I won!" - but that will be the last time.
Also, why would you downgrade? Christ. If anything, the ex might think "yeah, I can see that. They're both 6's." Why not just hand her the gun? You needed to land a 10, nubbins.
If it's revenge you're after, you need to flip the playing field and act like the guy she CAN'T find. All men have penises. Few can satisfy her emotionally. So, think back to something she's always wanted to do with you...a restaurant, a shopping experience, paint ball, feeding ducks, pickling tomatoes, dressing up as super heroes and building a fort...whatever you losers used to talk about doing but never did. Then go do it with a total stranger. Someone she knows NOTHING about. The "who the fuck is she?" factor will bother her so much more than a known quantity betrayal (which will hurt, but it's a familiar and manageable emotion). Post pictures on Facebook of you guys having a blast doing it. Make her wonder why you'd do that with this enigma, but not her. Do a bunch of shit like that. Go to a pet store with this stranger, take out a puppy, pose for a picture with her and the puppy, put it on Facebook and just label it "Hmmmm."
Fuck with her mind, not with her friends. It's the only game you'll win. A woman's mind is a perpetual ticking bomb, you just need to find the detonator.
And if you really don't care about revenge, you just wanted to get back on the horse (but had a brain aneurysm severe enough to rebound with one of her uglier friends), at least have the courtesy of posting a picture of the ugly beast so guys like me can remember fondly the days of drinking a bottle of bourbon and waking up next to a giant, semen covered amusement park stuffed animal.
Baba wins any thread that isn't about wristwatches.
I'm just as much confused with my fascination in watches as you are. I'm fairly certain my wife would rather me sleep with one of her friends than buy another one.
hahahahaha ex-gfs get so pissed when they see pics of you and a new broad on facebook.
lol. It's your endearing talking walnut bad thing. Everyone has one.
Not a jack ass. I am a 4 star poster on RCMB - spartanfan48413
He Who Speaks of Floppy Disks
This is only a good idea if you truly don't care if she bangs your friends/family. Personally, I'd just look at my friend and say "Whatever, I was there first. Enjoy my sloppy seconds."
But if you don't, then have fun! Jealousy is supposed to be a female trait.
I don't know what you mean, but it had the cadence of a joke.
It really is like Don Draper posts here sometimes.
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