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The really tragic thing is that God thought one wasn't enough.
The blessed thing is that God thought one jdillon was.
Raise jerks off to shemale porn while eating lean pockets and dipping them in mayo and touching his Rorsthlisberger fathead
...you can see me????
"It's just so hard," Greivis said. "It's my heart, my love. Maryland made me who I am."
Stop twitpicinflg yourself you wanna be 14 years old girl. You're not Znate
GO HOME 7ERPS, YOU'RE DRUNK
Guy finds keys left in 7-Up delivery truck and steals it leading police on high speed chase through the streets of Los Angeles, California. (1998)
"Maryland football: Where everybody gets hurt and the starting left tackle has an existential crisis."
This thread had so much potential. Less talk about masturbation and more talk about MILF BJs, kthnx.
If you can't find joy in the twins thinking they are smarter than everyone while at the same time being 100% wrong, I weep for you.
but they're chemical engineers!!!!!
I don't mind the twins. Any entertainment is good for the board. Misguided call out threads are what used to be the life blood of this place.
I don't know how to feel about another Twins callout thread. One the one hand, I feel like we've had this discussion before. On the other, this was actually started by one of the twins. Whatever - they stand up during meaningless basketball games. They're good people.
Anyway, I have more questions about this ocean sex - is it better or worse than pool sex? What affect does the salt have (if any)? How did you deal with the waves? Did you step on any crabs (rimshot), shells etc?
If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?
im the fucking man. only i can call up 2 40 year old mifls to have them come out to the bar, get drunk and then bang them. oh, they are both married. crowning achievement.
No I know others who can do more than that
Pool sex is overrated.
classlessthug: I have too much on my plate to worry about the fact that my junk intimidates some needle D undergrad.
Nope. Sadly, it's who I really am. I've met too many people here to fake it.
Although, it's a good thing I didn't read that zinger of a post last night. I don't know how I would have been able to sleep. Stop hitting like a girl.
This post was edited by Allenbaba 16 months ago
Never had ocean sex? It's sort of awesome in an adventure kind of way, but pretty shitty in a sex kind of way. On a scale of 1-10, with 10 being the best sex you've ever had, and 1 being "here, you can have this for a few minutes, but be quick, I still need to wrap Christmas presents before we leave" being a 1, Ocean sex is probably a low 3. Much worse than pool sex (EAM...is pool sex "overrated"...I don't know. But I do know that owning a pool and finding yourself drunk and in it late at night is fun as shit.)
Ocean sex is always the same - you're hanging out in the water, she's got her legs and arms wrapped around you, you're just kind of bobbing along enjoying vacation. Then you get a boner from the close contact because your penis is still in high school. You both laugh about it. She moves her bathing suit to the side a little, you look around like "really?", then shrug, pop it out, and voila - it's home. You both kinda look around to see if anyone notices. You giggle and talk and try to pretend like nothing's happening. And you pretty much just move with the waves until you're done - which, if you're like me, can sometimes be clocked with an egg timer. I have no idea what the effect of salt water is on a woman. I imagine it's probably not the best idea.
An above or below ground pool? Jk
I havent had pool sex since high school. Overrated, i dont know, but id much prefer not to be in water.
You know all those beach sex scenes in the movies? They're bullshit. Sand is not a sexual lubricant.
Overrated may have been the wrong word. I think it's cool in the sense that you can say you did. Same goes for in a car, on a water bed, bar bathroom, etc. The "you might get caught" thing is a rush but when it comes to the actual sex, it's a lot more work intensive.
Banging in the woods got me a tick.
This post was edited by eamhokie94 16 months ago
I always thought justerp was the one who thought he was hot stuff and redandwhite kind of recognizes he's just regular and that is why I like Redandwhite better.
Both add value though.
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