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Absolutely, not even close.
#tbt #firstdate #matchmadeinheaven #LMBO
And i'm sure some black guys have small penises, but it certainly isn't the norm.
When a girl gives you her number, what are you most likely to do?
A. Text to ask her out.
B. Text to chat, then text to ask her out
C. Text to chat, then call to ask her out
D. Call to ask her out
I've been doing a lot more of B. Used to be a D guy until a few years ago. Seems nowadays, calling somebody without discussing a time to do so (over text/email) is considered just plain weird. Amirite?
The best first dates start with a shot at last call, and end with both people smelling like shit at work.
#letshangout #firstIputonmywizardhat #now4theruffies #amidoingthisrite?
Nah, I can read between the lines on the busy text so I don't need to be let down easy. It just makes me chuckle. And of course I do know that sometimes people actually ARE busy, but you can usually tell when someone is actually busy or just saying they're busy to blow you off.
I don't understand some peoples apprehension toward online dating. It's pretty awesome in my experience. I've never used any of the pay sites, but I've always had decent success on POF and OkCupid. Tons of options and you know up front that these chicks are pretty much all DTF. I'd imagine its even better on the pay site, but screw all that noise.
Pro tip: Always filter your searches for "newest members". It doesn't take long for the more attractive girls to get flooded with thirsty ass loser guys scaring them off. Get to them when they're new and your response rate increases dramatically.
I think it's a risky move these days. Some girls will probably be impressed because it's not the norm and shows you have some balls, others will probably be freaked out. But I'm probably not the person anyone should be taking advice from, obvs.
This post was edited by aschaefe 18 months ago
The acceptability of texting over calling is one of the best things to happen to me. I would have been a stone cold pimp* if it had been acceptable to text back in the day.
*and by that I mean I would have occasionally gotten laid
This post was edited by MisterSmiley 18 months ago
Sometimes I'll be like...hey, I'm gonna call you...thinking they will feel special b/c everyone texts. Then when I call them and leave a message (of course they never answer), they text me back, lol.
Face it, we can never win.
Sorry, no, we can't encourage the cryptic talk that women have gotten so accustomed to using. They really need to learn to say things straight, so they don't have any bullshit excuses when we don't get their messages.
The kind of girl who is freaked out by a phone call after she gives you her number is probably not the kind of girl you want to date.
So, "Call Me Maybe" was a hoax too? WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN MY LIFE
"It's just so hard," Greivis said. "It's my heart, my love. Maryland made me who I am."
I hate phone calls. that's definitely what I would do in almost every circumstance - respond back with a text. My smartphone is just a text, internet, instagram & game machine, not a phone.
It's easy for me to just say I'll pick you up b/c of the area, if it were the city obviously you'd just be meeting up.
Anyway, I text this girl on a mon/tues about going out that sat night. It's all set and I'm cool, I can pick you up. She says I'll text you my address friday night. ok.
come wed night she calls me out of the blue to talk for a half hour. at the end she says....I'll text you my address fri night.
friday night comes and goes and no text.
saturday I'm like there is no way I'm chasing this girl so I just chill. she texts me around 2 and says are we still going out? I'm like sure, I just need your address.
And she's probably all like, "ughh he's not even into me he doesn't even want my address, ugh Kim Kardashian Real Housewives Oprah Ugh"
Yeah, they've only been doing that since the Garden of Eden. I'm sure we'll get them to change their ways!
Bitches gotta learn sometime
So she talks to you for a half hour and couldn't just TELL YOU her address???
Try withholding the sex from them. I'm sure that will work.
Her conspirators probably haven't chosen the dark alley where they're going to hit him over the head with a tire iron then leave him in a tub full of ice with one less kidney.
I'm going to walk around aimlessly, just hoping some cute girl asks me where Ball State is. That has to work, right?
Here is the life arc of "traditional courtship"
Step 1: Act like a completely different person, spending tons of money on dates.
Step 2: Become BF/GF
Step 3: Get comfortable, but still blow all of your disposable income on fancy dates
Step 4: Get Married
Step 5: Begin to live within your means and have her feel like there is no romance since the entire relationship was built by tastefully making it rain.
Step 6: Get divorced.
I'm so old I remember calling girls AND picking them up for dates AND when they had to give you directions rather than just the address
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