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Option A is the entire reason flys exist.
It's not necessarily getting through the zipper hole that is unwieldy. It's more about the boxer brief dickhole not being the easiest exit point. I guess you're all wearing boxers or freeballing.
Im ready for aa 5th of vodica to end my feels.
As he got older, my step-dad (93 when he died) used to drape an old handkerchief over the inside front of his boxers to dab with. I never saw it but I imagine him pulling out his junk looked like the opening act of a Broadway show.
If you have a drip issue, why not just pee in the stall and use toilet paper to dab it off?
Holy shit we are best friends
No guy should go into a stall just to pee unless its at a sporting event and its necessary due to the wait
Yeah, standing there for 3 minutes with your junk hanging out while you curse at your penis to stop dripping is some real John Wayne manly shit.
Passive aggressive blow jobs are the worst.
Obviously you guys with drip issues haven't perfected your internal pressure to achieve a momentary 'negative pressure pullback.' It's kind of a tantric skill, but well worth learning.
Whenever I wear khakis I try to intentionally drip around mid thigh so it's noticeable enough that people start wondering
Yea boxers make it significantly easier than boxer briefs.
I have this one pair of boxer briefs with no fly hole. No idea where I got it from and how I only have 1 pair when it is your basic Jockey boxer brief you'd buy in a 3 or 4 pack. I'll only wear them on the lazy Sunday in sweats or when I work out. Very rarely they will be the last pair in the drawer when I neglect to do my laundry and I'll have to wear them to work. No matter how many times I have to piss that day, I never remember which pair I have and it's complete panic as my bladder has its timing used to the usual "unzip, find boxer brief hole" and I'm still wrist deep in my khakis fly searching for a boxer brief hole. Always ends up being stressful. I should probably just throw this pair away.
One night stand left them under the bed?
2. Cut a hole in those boxers.
I had no idea people used the fly hole.
I thought 100% of people unbuttoned their pants and whipped it out. This is crazy to me.
I'm equally mystified.
The few times I've attempted the unbutton maneuver was when I was dressed in a suit and was trying to be extra careful. My dress pants obviously have a blousier cut than the jeans/khakis I usually wear and I ended up looking like an old-style porn star with my pants around my ankles and my calf-high black socks showing.
Live from JJ's room, a picture of his non-holed boxers
Maybe I'm weird, but I sometimes pull down the fly, but then also pull down the underwear to whip it out. The fly hole in most underwear is too small and awkward to use, so it's easier to pull it down. But I don't want to unbutton my pants, because then you have to use one hand to keep your pants from falling down.
I also have a couple of fly-less boxer briefs. I got them from Old Navy, and they said something like sports or active boxer briefs. Their regular ones do have a fly though.
I'm non-denominational on the unzip vs. unbutton debate. Depends on my mood and the underwear situation. Outside of fly-less boxer briefs (see below), there's nothing in the world worse than boxer briefs with holes mini-holes for needle dicks. :redviperagendaalert
But I'm floored that we're 3 pages in and no one has mentioned what is apparently an issue that only i have: at least once per week i piss all over my belt. During the 50 or so % of the time i unbutton, my belt end swings back in front of the stream in mid-piss. I wear suits to work every day so belt-less is not an option. I end up having to use some kung-fu grip shit to: 1) keep the pants parted but not falling down like Random, 2) control my junk, and 3) keep my belt from getting hosed down.
Also, i have 4 pairs of fly-less boxer briefs. Send your wife to buy underwear and this shit happens. I had 6 but am gradually trying to phase them out of the rotation.
Fold the belt back on itself through the belt loop. One less thing to juggle.
this is what i do. most of my boxer briefs do not have fly holes.
I think the most shocking revelation in this thread is that people regularly wear boxer briefs for things other than working out. Interesting.
So for the guys whose shlongs are too big for the fly hole of their pants and unbutton, do you actually undo your belt, unzip your fly, unbutton your pants, hold your pants up, piss, retuck your shirt, redo your button, zip up, rebelt and go? Man, I'm so glad I apparently have a small penis. Sounds like a lot of work.
I had no idea so many retards posted on this board.
This is exactly my routine.
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