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It's happened a few times before in my 40 years on earth, but it happened again today for the second time this week. So I might be at a point where I should probably address it. And everyone knows the first step to addressing a problem is admitting there is one. So here it goes: I sometimes piss all over the bottom of my shirt.
Only happens with longer button down shirts. But I'll be standing at the urinal, drift off for a few seconds, sense there might be a problem, then realize my shirt dropped down directly in the path of my pee. What the fuck? No matter how many times I try and guard against it, I'm just so easily friggin distracted, I forget all about it. It's like my thought process is:
1) Please don't pee on your shirt
2) I should tuck my shirt in
3) Should I always tuck my shirt in?
4) I don't like dressing up.
5) I can't believe the "Turgeonites" wear suits to a basketball game.
6) Wait, does Morgan announce today?
7) I'm going to check the boards on my phone.
8) Doesn't seem like there's news.
9) I just peed on my shirt.
I know we all do things that embarrass ourselves, but sometimes I can't believe I'm not a virgin. What a disgrace.
Here's a picture. Happy Wednesday.
im more embarassed by that carpet
Are those cowboy boots?
Upvote for the picture, I guess.
You should change your wardrobe, and only wear belly shirts going forward.
PS- piss poor pic, IMO
Agree 100%. The carpet is awful. Probably deserves its own thread. We've just been too busy to change it out, but it's on our to-do list. The designer who did our office really shit the bed on that one.
looks like he was in bed with Big Corn
you should keep a spare shirt in your office, preferably yellow.
Good news is, if he dripped on the carpet, no one would ever know...
The worse is when you take a piss and finish, then when you whip it back in your pants, a few urine sprinkles come out and leave a spot on your boxers.
you need a longer penis.
Get one of those food catching bibs and adjust it to fit your waist.
Im ready for aa 5th of vodica to end my feels.
Even with my dual-stream penis I don't have this problem, but I tuck in my shirt.
seriously, when i first read this, I thought it was going to be about letting go of it and it splashing into water.
It's not the equipment, it's the user. A longer penis would just spray my shoes.
I'm definitely guilty of not shaking it enough and sometimes end up with the stain on my boxers/dress pants. But shirt? I've never heard of that.
[short-dicked men's world problems]
Not be be Buzz Bissinger, but I had never heard of Tsubos before, but am now perusing their website...
If you keep one hand on to aim I don't see how this could happen.
Yeah something isn't quite making sense here.
Maybe he's one of those weird ass old guys who stick both hands above the urinal on the wall and then just let it dangle?
That could also be a sign of an enlarged prostrate. I'm sorry, Coltsfan.
I think we all have this problem.
I hear the solution is to rub your taint. Then the last few drops are supposed to trickle out.
And LOL @ "if you shake it more than 2 times, you're playing with yourself". If you shake twice, there is no way you're going to avoid having the last few drops coming out.
Yeah Coltsfan, you should probably go lie down.
The worst is when you wait 10-15 extra seconds to make sure that there's nothing left, and then right after you zip up it drips out. Fuckin' troll penises
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