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How can you sleep when you're high on crack? Chinese riddle for you.
WHAT'S THE SQUARE ROOT OF THIS APARTMENT
"Hey, I ain't have sex with Katie. Lysol had sex with Katie, I just filmed it."
"No Tyree, you had sex with me too."
"Correction. I had sex with Katie"
So many great lines in here I had completely forgotten about.
To go back to the article, its much easier for me to come up with my least favorite skits than it is to narrow it down to my favorites. For whatever reason PopCopy and Realworld, while still better than pretty much everything else on TV, have always stood out to me as skits I didn't like as much as the rest.
All right, you guys ain't working as a team. I'm gonna have to shut down the studio. The only way I'll reopen the studio is if you go up to the Bronx, and get me some breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant.
That's 100% Cambodian. Breast milllllk....you make my daaaaaaay
This is like asking me to choose between my children. Bu the show was so amazing I'm not choosing between three or four, but like twenty two.
Sympathetic to Clatyon, Wayne and Nigger Family because thy were so absurdly bold, but it has to be Charlie Murphy and I can't pick between Rick or Prince. Just can't.
Whoa whoa whoa man, that's pretty racist.
"The biggest losers in life are people correcting message board grammar . Fact not opinion"
Im ready for aa 5th of vodica to end my feels.
OMG The First Black Person to Take a Shit in a White Toilet! (Why did I capitalize that?)
Hearing the History Channel-like voice say General Cornrow Wallace cracks me up everytime. And when the guy talks about his shoe getting scuffed and uses the term "mark ass trick".
I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right?
Tupac's new song is hilarious too
I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Way before Slim Shady was in demand
Way before we dropped baloney on Afghanistan
I wrote this song in '94
How am I doin' this?
“Route 1, where everybody meets.” ~Nick Faust #5
I always knew him as James...the nigga-hatin' dolphin.
Mos Def with a cigarette in his mouth is guaranteed to be funny.
"And I try to har-mo-nize with songs the lonesome sparrow sings...
There are no kings inside the Gates of Eden."
Never seen this clip before...i guess it was a DVD extra. pretty meh....goes to show Dave not only knew what to put on the air but what not to as well.
The Terps should see if Prince has any eligibility left. We need a point guard.
Don't let anyone ever tell you Prince can't ball!
PopCopy, Reparations, World Series of Dice, AND1 Sports
R. Kelly's Doo Doo Butter
Its been forever since I've seen some of these clips. I might just have to compile the list from the link and plow through all of them over the next few days/weeks
"Maryland football: Where everybody gets hurt and the starting left tackle has an existential crisis."
Paul Mooney and what was the one about the camera he got from the Chinese guy that let him see into the future?
Black Bush is a #1 seed for me, if just for Random Black Dude and Mos Def as the CIA Director.
"Cradle of FUCKING civilization."
NYCTerp05: i guarantee you my child won't turn out gay
This is up there for me too.
You got kids."
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