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Gary Williams and the Mystery Location of DeMatha.
"It was a dark and stormy night, because they didn't have any good bordeaux at Pusser's."
Villain Kenny Belton specializes in stealing deserving players' scholarships.
Also kills Keith Booth.
Multipleawards will write a 1970s blaxploitation flashback mystery novel with Gary's street-savvy partner, Boom Osby.
The Mystery of the Missing Jive Turkeys will be available in bookstores and via Kindle in September 2013.
"And I try to har-mo-nize with songs the lonesome sparrow sings...
There are no kings inside the Gates of Eden."
Gary PI get word that there is a criminal mastermind who is member of a local country club, so Gary starts joining all of them. He joins Congressional, then Burning Tree, then Caves Valley, he eventually joins all of them until he finds the criminal. At one point he suspects it's Congoterp.
"Forget it, Gary," Jin Soo muttered, "it's Chinatown."
Gary sauntered into the bar. A long day in an unforgiving city (Rockville). He saddled up to the bar and said "Gimme the usual, Dave".
The bartender sloppily poured him a bourbon and dropped it in front of him. "hagdfjgfe pizza hkgqergr shanghai wklejggjtrrkqwlg fuckyouyoupussy" exclaimed the bartender Dave Neal.
Gary paused and allowed a the faint beginnings of a smile to creep across his face. Dave and his special ways were just about the only thing that could bring joy to Gary's life after a long miserable day of recruiting.
Dial D for Debbie. Gary is hired to investigate the disappearance of millions of dollars from the athletic department budget. It should be a simple investigation but what he finds in kathy worthingtons desk will change everything.
i can't wait for the chapter on the evil tamir goodman.
"I was working with the Winston-Salem PD. They're a really good department despite their record of not closing any cases. They've solved one or two pretty good ones this year alone. Chief of Police Prosser has some great young detectives. A lot of criminals look at their record of not catching anyone, and make the mistake of not preparing themselves for their crime. I'm not going to do that. They're going to be tough to beat in a race to find the killer."
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Gary took a big pull off the 4 fingers of Makers in his glass. It was a long hard day on the trail... like many before them. He was on the hunt for his biggest catch in awhile, a villian known simply as "the Judge".... Wally Judge.
Novel 5 Villian: Hessguin
"Hey, you missed the turn," Mychal said. I shook my head. "Gotta tail, I noticed him a few blocks ago. Don't worry, I'll lose him." I didn't have the heart to tell him who was following us: that fink Eric Prisbell. I had to shake him before our meeting with Joe Davis, or we'd all be finished.
I want to participate in this thread but every time I try to write in mystery voice, it comes out as Robert Evans.
I heard it, piercing the night sky, clear as can be. It was the feral roar of an enemy with friends in high places, friends willing to undercut my local connections...
Gary has been charged with finding a missing basketball. He looks everywhere, becoming more and more frustrated. Finally his rival fred44terp can't take it any longer and offers to help. fred points him in the direction of Ekene Ibekwe.
THE BLACK HOLE
Gary walked into Camden Yards the night that Cal Ripken ended his continuous game streak. Walking up to Cal, he stated ' I haven't seen a streak this long since I saw the yellow streak down Jim Calhoun's back"
Edited for you
As Detective Williams sat down to update his summer calendar, it occurred to him that going out and questioning suspects would probably have to take a lower spot in his priorities.
Cardboard cutout Gary has to be the arch-nemesis
Don't expect a screenplay from the book. Detective Gary's profanity-laced interrogations would preclude even an R rating.
No, his arch nemesis will obviously be the team of Roy Hopkins and Kurt Oneill ... Two worthless cops who once worked on the same force as Gary, but then turned evil and decided to work against him because he refused to go buy doughnuts with them one time. Fatass Roy had never been so insulted in his life.
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Product placement for booze and wings should finance the cost of production.
One episode must be titled "Oh he steal."
Feinstein will wear the exact same outfit every time he's on screen. He'll also cuss.
John Thompson will try to kill Gary w/ a poisoned sausage sandwich.
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