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Sorry about the fire and dead guy. Go PITT! Beat the Shockers!
Yeah, everyone loves a sooty hobo.
There is a whole population of women who thrive on fixing men, I'm sure there have to be a handful in his Pittsburgh too.
That reminds me of my favorite hobo joke:
Two hobos were walking along the railroad tracks one day and one says to the other, "I'm the luckiest guy in the world."
"Why is that?" asked the other hobo.
"Well, I was walking down these tracks last week and I found $100. I went to town and bought a case of wine and was drunk for three days."
The other hobo said, "That was pretty good, but I think I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I was walking down these very tracks about two weeks ago, and just up ahead was a woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and we went up in the trees and had sex over and over in just about every way imaginable for two days!"
"Man," said the first hobo. "You ARE the luckiest guy in the world. What about a blow job? Did you get a blow job?"
"Well, no," the other hobo said, "I never found her head."
Sorry for your troubles.
OTOH, depending on whether you happen to be personally attached already, I suspect this would make a good pick-up line.
Everyone in Pittsburgh is broken in some major way. Not sure what your point is.
makes the answer to the question "your place or mine?" very clear.
tough lost on the stuff though
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Where are you going to watch Wrestle Mania 29 now?
"A 2nd culprit in the explosion was found strutting away from the scene..."
Damn clearly the work of a flamer...you sure you weren't hiding any of the travel records there?
But in all seriousness I'm hoping everything works out.
Is this that serious season three episode that reminds everybody that this is more than just a comedy?
Damnit, I hadn't even gotten around to writing this one yet!
"Maryland football: Where everybody gets hurt and the starting left tackle has an existential crisis."
So aside from this, how was the rest of your day?
Was there any heat damage, Neal? Soot is super annoying but at least not everything will be ruined, you should be able to salvage some stuff at least.
Does this rescind my invite, or did you add bunk beds?
Two men enter; one man sleeps.
We'd probably just end up telling neat stories of olden days and Facetiming QT
No bonfire or roasting marshmallows, though. We know how that turned out last time...
I'm not even going to comment on what OWG's like me think you mean by 'facetiming.'
What's the scoop on Residence Inns? Looks like that may be my home for a while.
classlessthug: I have too much on my plate to worry about the fact that my junk intimidates some needle D undergrad.
They discourage meth labs, if that makes any difference.
I keep having phantom limb syndrome with my DVR, feeling like I can still just go watch all the shows I had recorded or thinking about shows I need to record this week. But then I remember that it's gone.
Take them back to your apartment. I'm sure that's on some girls fetish list and/or resume. The rougher, the more you can turn into your insurance company.
"It's just so hard," Greivis said. "It's my heart, my love. Maryland made me who I am."
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